Loading...AZ Nude? I initially assumed that the link, aznude.com, was a Asian-only porn site. However, it didn’t take me long to realize that I was way off. It isn’t AZN nuggets; rather, it is AZ nuggets—that is, nuggets from A to Z. Hey, I would have been happy regardless.
Dressed to Impress I was immediately impressed by the design of aznude.com when I landed on its homepage. On top, a large banner displays a number of promotions for new content that the site thinks I should be aware of. One of them advertises Lisa Ann’s triumphant return to porn through Brazzers as „The Queen is Back.“ The following illuminates me about Summer Collins‘ „most sweltering scene from Armageddon Region,“ a blood and gore movie that the entertainer showed up in. Because of this, the website is more like Netflix than Porntube.
A site greeting can be found by scrolling below the newsfeed banner: Free access to a huge and extensive collection of naked celebrity photos and videos. The playlist below contains the most recent videos. Enjoy by clicking play. Okay, the website now makes more sense to me. Az Nude is both an A-Z database of nude celebrity images and videos and an A-Z database of nude images and videos. I now understand.
Who Doesn’t Love Famous Naked People?
I think it’s fair to say that Aznude is doing well for what he has. I do enjoy the odd naked celebrity. I like to appreciate the female form, even though it’s not usually something I’ll sit down and completely fawn over or spend a lot of time on. Especially when it involves celebrities in their female form, which, for some reason, has always felt a little taboo. A positive way.
When compared to other websites devoted to nude celebrities that I have come across, Aznude.com is far more well-organized and simpler to use. Your A-Z search bar is at the top of the page. Simply click on „S,“ for instance, to access a list of celebrities whose names begin with „S.“ To be more specific, you will be taken to a list of celebrities whose first names begin with „S.“ Caution: They are 120 pages long, so if you want to find Sandra Bullock, you might as well just look for her name.
The site features a profile and user rating for each femme fatale. All of Aznude’s information will be available to her in her profile. You are welcome to rate your favorite (or least favorite) celebrities as well. For some reason, Katie Perry received a rating of four stars, which I thought was way too high for her. As a result, I made sure to give her one star to try to bring her rating back down to where it should be.
You can search the website by movie title as well as by celebrity name. In fact, this is very convenient. How many times have you been watching a movie and noticed a hot little thing in a steamy scene but had no idea who she was or how to find out more about her? On Az Nude, you won’t have to worry about it because you can simply search the movie to find images and videos of all of the sex and nude scenes. The issue is solved.
I believe that if Aznude had restricted it to only singers, actresses, and well-known socialites, I would have quickly become bored. Porn stars are also celebrities. However, they appear to include porn stars in the ranks of celebrities as well. A piece of advice for you: Clicking the „real sex“ button in the navigation menu will take you directly to the actual pornography, allowing you to quickly move between sexy movie scenes with Mila Kunis or Paris Hilton’s nip slips.
In terms of their actual porn, you won’t find the most recent premium scenes in full, but I was impressed by how up to date their content was, even though they only offer clips. There is, for instance, a portion of „The Farmer’s Daughter“ by Rebecca Volpetti, which Brazzers just released about a week ago. Aznude even follows celebrity Snapchat and Instagram stories. It’s amazing how current they are. Similar to HuffPost, they cater to perverts.
Another refreshing aspect of Aznude is that they do not host fake images, tributes, or porn music videos. At all. Nothing remotely similar. All of it is true—they don’t put up nude or suggestive photos or videos of celebrities if they can verify them. There are two reasons this is refreshing: 1.) I don’t have to worry about trying to determine whether something is real or fake; and 2.) I don’t have to sort through hundreds of garbage photos that have been Photoshopped or „tribute“ videos of guys clogging on pictures of their favorite celebrities (I really don’t get why that is appealing—can someone explain it to me?). Actually, don’t worry about it; I don’t even care in the slightest.
You also won’t be fooled by lookalike videos or porn music videos on Aznude (those videos that alternate between hardcore porn scenes and, say, an Ariana Grande music video—ok, now that I’ve typed it out, maybe those aren’t so bad). You can relax and pretend to be Miley Cyrus, knowing that you are not imitating the fake Miley May (who, for those Miley Cyrus fans out there, is actually pretty hot and looks a lot like her).
The Advertising Invasion!
Since we are discussing criticism, then: Holy fucking advertisements everywhere. I’ve visited hundreds of pornographic websites. There have been a lot of ads for many of them. However, in all my years of watching porn on the internet, I have never visited a site with ads this bad. They are everywhere fucking! When you pause a video, to the sides of each page, at the bottom, and at the top of the homepage.
The goddamned pop-up advertisements, on the other hand, that open a new tab each time you click on something, are the website’s most fucking irritating feature. The least Aznude could do when these ads appear is to not even load the content you clicked on!
No, they force you to manually close the new tab they set up for you and return to their page to click the link once more. Before you can access the website, you literally need to click twice on each and every item. What the hell is that kind of donkey dick horseshit? Honestly, those ads are a joke. It’s likely that my computer now has digital herpes. Great.
Cheers and jeers At the end of the day, Aznude is probably the only database of genuine celebrity nudes (and near-nudes) that is well-organized and designed that I have ever seen. I applaud them for their innovation and dedication to providing the world with the most up-to-date and comprehensive archive of sexy celebrity photos and videos because they are blurring the lines between porn and entertainment news.
