Loading...HD Porn 8K? Is it true? Well, greetings from pornographic land. I am writing from the future to you. The majority of you are still using stale 4K HD, but in the year 3001, we have something significantly superior. If you freeze your brain, torso, and fist cryogenically for more than a millennium, you might be able to see it for yourself. You could also check out PornHD8k.
Putting aside the satire, a free pornographic channel with only 8K clips is a tall order. The majority of websites have at least a few old-fashioned HD movies, but they are scattered among a huge collection of old-fashioned and garbage-def videos. I don’t believe PornHD8k can actually deliver.
Porno of the Future in Today’s World Okay, the technology isn’t really from the future but it is really new. While 8K has twice as many pixels as 4K, it actually has four times as many. This is the closest thing you can get to cumming on a real pornstar in terms of clarity and reality. I’m sure you feel like a bitch right now if you finally upgraded to 4K.
You recently purchased a brand-new monitor for four thousand dollars, correct? With such an investment, it makes sense that your monthly fuck-flick budget will need to be cut now.
It seems a little ironic—some might even say pathetic or laughable—that anyone would look for smut on free tubes that only looks good on expensive gear. You won’t be judged for it. I will say that the selection alone will make almost any other tube site a better choice if you are still using a toaster phone. That is, assuming PornHD8k isn’t exaggerating their quality.
I watch enough pornographic videos to know that some of you jerks just don’t care about the resolution of the videos. I recently looked at a website where every video appeared to have been recorded with a phone and fed through a Nintendo Entertainment System. Despite the fact that the entire thing appeared to be rubbish, those scum get 11 million hits per month.
PornHD8k receives less than 500,000. It may be due to its recent release on the internet at the tail end of 2017. However, it must be new, right? Until just now, half of you perverts had no idea that 8K porn existed.
It could be because this isn’t their first dot-net domain. The fact that their previous PornHD8k.me redirects to this page indicates that something is off. If you don’t want to test your luck against aggressive spam, the Internet’s very own version of back-alley butt-sex, don’t even try the dot-com.
As a seasoned creep, I’ve witnessed this kind of thing numerous times, so casual masturbators may be wondering what the fuck is going on. If a lot of domains are being redirected, it’s likely that they’re playing a game of cat and mouse with Google.
You can speak your mind about Google. Seriously. They are hearing you right now, and everything you say is sent back to the enormous computer brain that is learning how to take control of your life and your money. However, they do make an effort to keep you away from questionable websites because, in the end, they make Google look bad. Anyone who refuses to cooperate with the gatekeepers should be avoided.
So, what might be causing Google problems with PornHD8k? This might be spam. Or it could be that the very fabric of the space-time continuum itself could be messed up by polishing the pole to pornos in the future. Take a very close look while masturbating ferociously to find out.
Well, This Looks Good The website’s front page looks pretty good. It has straightforward text on a black background and resembles the typical layout found on porn channels. There is a Night Mode button, but it only appears to refresh the page.
Although not flashy, PornHD8k is a clean website. If you’re the kind of chucklehead who browses porn sites without an ad blocker, that might not be the case. Even though I just entered, my machine claims to have eliminated four pieces of spam.
Naturally, spam will always be present on any free website. It will depend on how much you are willing to put up with. If they have world-class prostitutes, most of us are willing to endure more nonsense. Do they, then?
PornHD8k appears to be good from the front. Although they are all extremely crisp, the thumbnails do not move when you hover over them, which is lame. In case anyone gets lost, each clip is marked with an HD. The most recent content is at the top, and it appears that two clips are being added each day.
This appears to be HQ trash. Both of the clips that were added today come from Brazzers. In Real Wife Stories, Karmen Karma’s brother-in-law smashes her, and in Pornstars Like It Big, Sherdian Love bends over to take a hard cock.
The clips from yesterday are also from Brazzers. Additionally, the ones from the previous day and the day before. I can tell there is sort of a theme going on here.
Beating Off in a Car One of the front page thumbnails featured a dark-haired woman getting nailed in a gym wearing only socks and sneakers. That’s how I like to picture my workouts going, even though most of the time I just get arrested or maced. I always click on these scenes first until I can locate the ideal gym one day.
It is a half-hour Brazzers scene from Big Wet Butts starring Keiran Lee.
Workout Sex Club plays in a straightforward built-in player. Fuck, I could spend the entire day watching that body move a small amount of weight in slow motion. During the introduction warm-up, Keiran jiggles perfectly in this tight little package with some extra junk in the right places.
Because the player is so inexperienced, you are unable to further slow down her jump roping or force her to pour water onto her breasts at normal speed. You can change the quality or make it full-screen, but that’s all.
Although the quality appeared good in full-screen mode, I was experiencing buffering issues. I had to wait for the video to load because Keiran kept pausing during her blowjob and it took a while to start. To see what options I had, I selected the quality option.
Is This the HD8K That You Want?
Jimmy’s One-Hour Photo is where I once dropped off a roll of film. In my haste to relive the events surrounding my girlfriend’s snatch from earlier that day, I chose the location based solely on its name. They weren’t ready when I came back an hour later to pick them up.
They informed me, „That’s just our name.“ Because Jimmy lied, I had to call my girlfriend at work and have her come home for an urgent vaginal examination.
PornHD8k.net accomplishes the same thing. It turned out that the Big Wet Butts video I was watching was in 720p. I could lower it in the hope of getting better streaming, but I couldn’t even get it to 4K or 1080p because 8K would stream so slowly that it wouldn’t be useful.
Additionally, they lied about the downloads. On the tab, their keyword-stuffed title begins with the word „Download,“ but I could not locate one anywhere else.
The website PornHD8k is not bad. It has a small but growing collection of full-length premium scene samples, all of which are available for free, and its user interface is well-suited for blocking ads. However, in the name of the site, they lied about the quality of the video. If you don’t mind 720p and that doesn’t bother you, PornHD8k is a great way to ruin a few boxes of tissues.
