I’m sure you’ve seen it before: „Sign up now for the most popular hookup site! It’s free! Card not required! In your area, there are a lot of hot sluts ready to fuck! I wonder how many times you’ve fallen for that tried-and-true trick? Who on earth are we kidding? We are both aware that you continue to occasionally click on these advertisements in the hope that one day, just maybe, one of them will come to pass.
However, it would appear that such a site does not exist. If something appears to be too good to be true, it probably is. However, I continue to hold out hope that one day a real, free, and sexy hookup site will be created. Not like Tinder, which is specifically designed for fucking. On apps like Plenty of Shit, Tinder, and Bumble, I don’t like having to play every game. It’s just plain annoying. Yes, Tinder has a bad reputation for facilitating a lot of hookups, but it has consistently worked for me in the past. However, it still requires significantly more effort than I would have preferred! Even so, before pussy even comes close to being placed on the table, you still have to go through a lot of hoops and play the game. Additionally, the table is always a good spot for pussy!
However, it would be nice to have just one website that exclusively caters to casual sex. a website that is committed to that goal, which is to assist you in spewing your ecstasy, and that is brimming with sensual beauties who are loose, horny, and eager to party. If anyone finds that website, please inform me. I’ve heard of the app Feeld before; I believe it caters primarily to swingers and couples. Additionally, given its low popularity, I cannot imagine a stellar selection.
Then I found a website called Fling. In fact, regardless of whether you were even aware of it, there is a very good chance that you have also encountered it at some point. One of the „hookup“ sites with the most advertisements is this one. It claims to be the real deal and has been posted on the majority of popular porntube websites. Let’s take a look to see if Fling is the right place for you to find a hot fling of your own. Let’s do that, shall we?
It appears to be the genuine thing from the moment you land on the home page of Fling. It seems pretty real. A brief questionnaire asking about your gender and what you’re looking for is presented to you upon arrival. Additionally, you will be asked to provide your birth year (to, of course, verify that you are over the age of 18). Additionally, they will request your email address. Okay, that’s fine.
I initially created a spam email address for this very reason. You should absolutely do the same. Have an alternate email address ready to provide whenever you want to sign up for a website that you are unsure of or that you already know will fill your inbox with unwanted emails. This will allow you to carry on with your day without being interrupted, and you will only need to check the backup when absolutely necessary to sign up for websites like this one and others.
You will be prompted to complete the remainder of your profile once you have registered. Fling will ask you a few questions about what you want, how long you want the fling to last, whether or not you are willing to travel, how often you want to hook up, how kinky you are, and some basic questions about your physical characteristics (hair color, eye color, etc.). Finally, once you have received responses to all of your inquiries, you will have access to the website.
What the hell should I click?
To begin, the layout of the website is subpar. There is trash everywhere, and it is extremely cluttered and noisy. In fact, it’s so disorganized that it can be hard to tell where the eye is supposed to go. To put it another way, where exactly do you start looking for and chatting with hotties in your area? There are simply too many things to keep you occupied and clickable!
First, at the top of the page, a carousel of chicks cascades by. The following two sections are located below: members who stream” (Is that the same as cam streaming? as well as, „meet now in [your state].“ „Who’s online now“ and a game called „Who’s Cute“ that lets you rate users are right above those in the chaos.
It gets even worse beneath all of that. Next to „my friends,“ there is a box titled „who has viewed me,“ followed by popular member photos and videos, all of which blend seamlessly into an advertisement for Cam Soda. Additionally, I completely neglected to include the site menu bar. You can select from Home, Search, Online Now, Chat, Trending Now, Live Girls, and, of course, Upgrade Now at the top of the page. It seems as though they tried to fit everything they’ve ever seen on a website onto one page. There is simply far too much going on.
I mean, you probably would get used to this eventually, right? But at the same time, who in the hell wants to put in the effort to become accustomed to poor website design when the people behind this website could just avoid it altogether?
Well, fuck it, might as well enjoy it while I’m here, right? Good Search and Advanced Search Features Also, it looks like there are a lot of really hot girls on this site to talk to! Let’s take a look at the search feature. It appears that searching is fairly straightforward. On a dating or hookup site like this, pretty much everything you could possibly want from a search engine. Check or uncheck the following boxes after selecting a sexual preference, gender (or couples), age range (18 to 100), country, and city or zip code: live streaming, SMS/text verification, and users with photos are among the features currently available online.
The advanced search feature is even more exciting because it helps you find the ideal sexy slut by allowing you to further narrow down the field. Give details about her eye color, hair color, body type, race, religion, preferred languages, marital status, income, and profession, as well as whether she is into threesomes, group sex, friends with benefits, online flirting, in-person meetups, or relationships. A rather impressive advanced search is what it is. It’s about damn time that I finally find my Asian Satanic midget with green eyes and blue hair who speaks Swahili, is married to a lesbian, makes six figures, and is looking for a side gig.
However, it does not appear that you will be able to do much on Fling for free. Nothing in Life Is Free. You will need to upgrade and pay in order to view profiles, read or respond to messages, or do anything else on this site (other than upload pictures). Additionally, Fling will let you see that you are receiving messages and profile views, but this is only to entice you to upgrade so that you can read the messages. This is pretty damn frustrating. Having said that, I suppose it’s not too expensive overall. Especially if the girls are real and continue to be so active after you upgrade your account—and this is a big “if”].
Bots and other crap are used by a lot of websites to get you to sign up for their services, but once you do, the number of messages and profile views dramatically drop. With Fling, I can’t say for sure, but let’s just assume that they aren’t trying to cheat you. When I can, I try to see the best in people. Anyway, as I said, the price is reasonable at $6.95 per month if you sign up for a full year. That is approximately half the cost of upgrading to Tinder. Gold membership, on the other hand, costs $34.95, but you can get one month for $9.95 or six months for $11.65 each.
Unfortunately, there isn’t much I can tell you about Fling other than the design and potential features. I mean, I absolutely won’t pay for a site like this. I already know how to get pussy! However, if you do, as many of you guys do, it might be worthwhile to try Fling (often misspelled as „flung“ and „flings“). Perhaps just for the two-day trial period at 95 cents. Hey, why don’t we, right?
Before I leave, one more life hack: To sign up for any pornographic website that charges online, I like to keep a small amount of money on a Visa gift card. Just for the sake of it, hell, who knows? Additionally, it is always preferable to be safe than sorry!