Loading...Do you want some Red Hot Pie this evening? Since the last time I ejaculated into an old gym sock, it feels like hours have passed. Shit, I feel you. However, despite the fact that the pandemic was a bad time to try to find a poon on the Internet, it appears as though the clouds are finally beginning to lift. I think it’s about time for you to get back into the game, whether you’ve been vaccinated or never bothered.
As a result, RedHotPie.com.au might have exactly what you need. This isn’t your typical wholesome dating site, as the name suggests, where people pretend to want to talk to each other before burying their faces in each other’s jokes. People on this kind of dating site are open about wanting to sex with each other. Because I’m currently in the land of the long weekend, you probably noticed the Australian country code in the URL. However, they offer options for sex dating all over the world. Let’s find out what’s going on with the Red Hot Pie in Oz.
A Dating Site Named After a Pussy If you’re naive and don’t know that the name „RedHotPie“ comes from a vagina, you’ll probably know the vibe as soon as you get to the site’s homepage. You can find a lot of non-sexual, very G-rated stock photos of smiling people on sites like Match and eHarmony, but it’s clear what the couple in this header picture is up to. Given that Thor is from Australia and all, I assume they chose the image because the shirtless man resembles a low-rent Hemsworth brother. They would definitely be fucking a minute after the shot if this were real life and not a photo shoot, as the blonde in the bra is sidling up to him.
Even some of the sample photos of RedHotPie members are filled to the brim with the open, raw sexuality that perverts like me adore. We get a good shot of one girl’s abs because she is taking a selfie in front of a mirror while looking over her shoulder. In addition, there is a pretty woman and a tranny looking for a third, as well as an interracial couple of swingers with big pervy smiles. That is quite a departure from the many other websites‘ profile pictures that show no sex.
Naturally, if those were the only members available, the site would be garbage. To be useful, any dating site needs a lot of users, and fortunately, this seems to be the case here. Over three million member listings are claimed by RedHotPie worldwide. That implies you won’t be meandering around a fucking phantom town with your dick out, searching for screw openings that ain’t even there. The place is packed!
They have included a fair number of free swinger and sex-positive resources on the site, which is very swinger-friendly. For a RedHotPie membership, some require registration, while others can be accessed without logging in. You can find sexy events happening in your area in their Parties and Events section, as well as amateur photos, adult forums, and a thriving community of horny people who share your interests.
Whether you use Dude Seeks Babes for Banging and Kink Resources or not, if you don’t sign up for an account, you won’t get the most out of a dating or sex site. RedHotPie.com.au has apps for iOS and Android, which, in comparison to rivals like AdultMatchmaker, arguably makes the whole process a little more convenient. However, for this review, I’ll be using the web interface. You can use the app to access all of your phone’s features, including the built-in webcam chat features.
As it should be, signing up is incredibly easy. You shouldn’t frighten potential customers before they enter, right? You’ll be asked a few straightforward questions about your gender, birthday, relationship status, body type, and sexual orientation, and then who you want to meet. You should be well served even if you are a tranny looking for a lesbian couple, a straight man looking to hook up with a crossdresser, or just a straight dude looking to stick it to a couple of pretty girls because the site is friendly to all sexualities and orientations.
I chose a name, provided an email address, and uploaded a picture after answering some questions about the kind of sex and fetish fun I would like to participate in. The typical configuration of a dating website. It’s important to note that, like most dating sites, the basic membership is free. How far you can go without giving them your credit card numbers is the real question.
The entire cycle required perhaps five or ten minutes, and afterward I was inside that Scorching Pie, taking a look at the contributions. I saw new member photos right away with the camera aimed at large titties or succulent asses. My own handsome mug and a pretty 24-year-old woman in scrubs, clearly aware that she is effortlessly attractive without having to show you her tatas, are the only faces I can make out. Hey, it doesn’t matter to me!
Since you haven’t friended or followed anyone yet, the default feed contains posts from numerous social media platforms that are recent and popular. Strangely, RedHotPie.com.au includes a lot of YouTube music videos in the pile, which, to be honest, is kind of stupid. To stand by listening to music on YouTube, I’d go to YouTube. Dammit, I’m here to get laid!
Finding the Best Local Sluts There Is a DateFinder with Impressive Numbers Below my profile picture in the member dashboard. RedHotPie claims to have 4885 dates for me, including 88 dates that are compatible. I clicked the Date Search button below because I wasn’t sure what they meant. It turns out to be a brand-new feature, which may come as a surprise. You can search for dates by the actual date on the calendar, which makes it much simpler to find a hookup who is available to hook up whenever you are.
However, in reality, what I was looking for was a location search. Searching for other users without becoming a premium member is nearly impossible on many of these websites. Even if you haven’t paid the membership fee, I’m happy to say that RedHotPie.com.au does allow you to search by location and set your preferred location and proximity. That is very important because it lets you know who is looking for a sex fight nearby.
However, they can only go so far. I decided to make a move when I found a girl with a pretty face and nice tummy. RedHotPie immediately disconnected me and informed me that in order to message anyone, I needed to purchase paid access. Since this is fairly common on sex dating sites, I wasn’t surprised to encounter this obstacle.
Red Hot Pie provides tiered membership plans with additional features at higher prices. With the 10% discount, the most basic Premium plan costs a whopping $46.80 per month, while the Diamond plan, which includes everything, costs $450 for three months. This is one of the most expensive sex dating sites available, in any case.
The low-level plans appear to be lacking in features. You can only have ten conversations and five favorites per day with 47 bones a month, which doesn’t seem like a good value. I think it’s one of those ridiculous offers they made to get you to sign up for a bigger plan. Oh my god, I detest that!
The problem is that this establishment is pretty damn good at keeping customers hooked. I was already aching to meet some of these Brisbane beauties when I looked at the prices. The sheer volume of users of the platform is one of Red Hot Pie’s greatest assets. Naturally, some areas will benefit more from it than others, but that’s just how life is. Set up a free account to see what kind of babes are available in your area, as my advice is to do so. If you like what you see, and only if you like what you see, it might be worth the money to get one of these girls.
