Loading...The Brazzers network might be the most well-known name in pornography right now. Even if you don’t watch pornography very often, brazzers are probably familiar to you. We know you don’t, you fuckin perv. They are known for their well-executed extended scenes, the sexiest porn stars, and high-quality content. It probably helps that they appear to have advertising space on nearly every free pornographic website.
In 2005, a group of investors established Brazzers in Montreal. The company has since joined Pornhub and Redtube, two other major players in the adult video industry, as a subsidiary of the conglomerate Mindgeek. Brazzers has built a solid reputation by winning numerous AVN (Adult Video News) awards since 2009. Among their numerous awards are Best Adult Website, Best New Video Production Company, Best Big Bust (Big Tits at School), Best Membership Website, and Best Art Direction (Storm Kings). In today’s world, it would be challenging to locate a membership network that consistently provides superior service.
I finally decided to sign up because I had always wanted to see and feel the hype for myself. Although Brazzers does well in some areas, I would have expected a well-known paid porn site to do much better in other areas. Therefore, let’s get started without further ado.
Is There a Good Source of Blue Balls on a Porn Site?
There is a tangible sense of excitement when you first log in to a new paid porn site, especially one with a reputation like Brazzers‘. On the other hand, as soon as I finish the silly little Recaptcha test (which images contain buses?) and enter my username and password, Nothing transpires. I don’t know what to say, Brazzers; What images depict tense pussies? Could you kindly inform me of that? I am taken to a portal website rather than the Brazzers homepage.
The list of generic category-based channels is confusing, and they immediately try to sell me bundle packages that include additional studios like Reality Kings, Mofos, and Digital Playground. There are three channels: the Latina Channel, the Teens Channel, and the Milfs Channel. I am perplexed when I click on the Teens Channel (18+) and wonder if that’s just how Brazzers organizes their content.
Exactly not. Instead of taking me to all of Brazzers‘ sexy 18+ teen videos, they are already attempting to sell me something else. In fact, they anticipate that I will have to shell out an additional $60 to unlock this channel. Do you really have faith in me? Why do you already want more of my money when I just signed up for a subscription that will cost me $120 over the course of a year? You avaricious fools, calm down.
After clicking through a few more of these awful channels, I finally notice the tiny menu bar at the top of the website. In addition to „Channels,“ a drop-down menu is available for „Destinations,“ which are completely locked and require additional installation to view. In the end, I use my mouse to hover over „Networks.“ Although it is completely unstable at this point, a Brazzers link can be found in another drop-down menu.
Okay, great. I can now watch videos and fap uninterrupted. I figured so. Even though I was happy to find all of the content on the official Brazzers website, there are still bundle ads! For the price I’m paying, I should at least be able to watch my porn in peace, don’t you think? A poor first impression, brazzers. Increase your level of error.
More ads? Nevertheless, you already have my money!
I’m also not impressed by the website’s layout or design. Two vertical banner ads for the content they’ve been heavily promoting this week. I accidentally click on the right side of the screen, according to the additional countdown clock at the top of the page. I am taken to a trailer for the season finale of Brazzers House, which won’t be out for nine days, eleven hours, 36 minutes, and fifty seconds.
Who would have thought that paying for porn would actually make watching real porn more difficult?
On the homepage, some videos can be found below and in between the numerous irritating advertisements. Some of the words are highlighted. I don’t know about you, but I think that content that can be viewed should be the primary focus of a website like Brazzers. Nope. Instead, there are three categories with four videos in each: Most Popular This Week,“ „Latest Scenes,“ and „Upcoming Scenes“ To view more than four videos in each category, you must switch to a different page.
Below these three insignificant sections, the homepage also features links for „Brazzers Live Cams,“ „Recently Active Porn Stars,“ and „Our Partners [technically another fucking ad].“ I made the decision to look at the live cams to see if any of their porn stars had ever appeared there. But wait a minute; What is it? Is there an additional feature that Brazzers wants me to pay extra for? I’m furious now.
Okay, are we currently traveling there? Maybe?
I’ve searched for all of Brazzers‘ fantastic pornography for close to fifteen minutes. I give „Latest Scenes“ on the homepage another shot. Okay, it looks like we’re getting somewhere right now. This time, I get to choose from more than four subpar videos, despite the fact that there are still a lot too many ads above, to the sides of, and below the search results.
The scenes can be sorted by release date, rating, most views, title, or „I feel horny,“ which, I assume, moves them around. Above the search results, there is a useful filter. I really don’t know what that does, so I’m not sure. I also have the option of filtering by model name or tag (tags can be combined, which is pretty cool).
I must say that the content is exactly what it appears to be. Well, there we are. It’s clear that Brazzers employees consider pornography to be an artistic medium. They are doing more than just making sludge of low quality for the lowest common denominator. Their videos feature absolutely stunning women, thoughtful cinematography, and excellent production quality.
One thing I particularly like about Brazzers‘ content is that it continues the tradition of narrative-based porn. In this day and age of mass consumption, the plot of porn seems to be losing some of its importance. Fortunately, however, it is still being produced by reputable studios like Brazzer’s. When there is some backstory, it helps to immerse you in the fantasy. I want to do more with my time than just fuck a tight asshole; Sometimes I want to know if the tight asshole I’m fucking belongs to my bitchy girlfriend after she finishes doing yoga in front of me.
I was able to easily lose myself in the story in Brazzers due to the content. And if you don’t care who the tight asshole is, don’t worry; Additionally, there are a lot of fast-paced, thank-you-ma’am scenes in Brazzers.
Is It Pricey Enough?
After taking all of this into account, the final question arises: Is the price of Brazzers reasonable? That appears to be an easier question than it actually is. Yes, you can get access to some fantastic, high-quality content as soon as it comes out; However, despite the studio’s enormous hype, the product seems to fall short of expectations.
Even though I can appreciate paying for a high-quality product rather than settling for lower-quality, cheaper, or free content, I’m going to say that a Brazzers subscription is totally worth the money.
My most crucial piece of advice for Brazzers: Please stop attempting to sell me more nonsense if you already have my money. Coke drinkers with greed. Please also improve the layout and navigation of your website. Start maintaining your reputation outside of your content as well because you must.
In light of this, I believe that in the coming months, I will probably jerk it to Brazzers (often spelled incorrectly as „brazers,“ „brazzars,“ „berazzers,“ „brazzera,“ „brezzers,“ and „brazzerz“) a lot to ensure that I receive what I paid for. In fact, I think I’ll continue with that right now. Fucktards, enjoy fakery!
