Loading...Who do you think would prevail in a battle between Plants and Cunts? I don’t think there is a flower, herb, or weed in real life that takes the initiative to attack, but in hentai, I’ve seen some pretty weird stuff. However, when the link first appeared in my DMs, I wasn’t expecting a botanical-themed manga library or an adult video game. Instead, I discovered something even more surprising and possibly even more enticing—how much of a surprise and how enticing it is will largely depend on your sexual orientation and interests.
However, one thing is certain: This kind of pornography won’t be found anywhere else. Although this is an extreme pornographic video website, the title is meant to be taken literally. PlantsVSCunts.com sells premium pornography in which aggressive, horny plants fuck women. Despite the fact that they are a brand-new website in one of the deepest niches, their traffic has already increased by the hundreds of thousands. In general, I’m a sucker for a fuck flick, and I always look forward to seeing something that deviates from the usual handful of examples I see every day. Are you with me?
Tentacle Porn and Botanical Bukkake I know I said in the beginning that you won’t find anything like PlantsVSCunts online, but some of you might already be thinking that this location looks familiar. The fact of the matter is that this is not the company’s first outing as a sexy, weirdo. They have been producing their own line of live-action hentai for a few years on websites like Hentaied, Parasited, and Futanari.xxx, all of which I have written reviews for at ThePornDude. I’ve been a fan of their work since the beginning, despite my initial concern that their niche would be too deep for them to survive. They are not only flourishing but also expanding in new directions like this one, which makes me happy.
If you’ve been to their previous websites, you’ll recognize the atmosphere here. PlantsVSCunts.com offers the kind of extreme fetishism that makes me think of small, amateur websites, but its production values are much higher than those of a typical paysite. Although the video’s actual content is going to blow your mind, blow your load, and make you ask, „What the fuck?“ the auto-playing montage on the front page is what I expect from the big boys.
Do you like attractive women who are naked? Do you want to see them get hosed down with a thick, creamy fluid that gets into their various holes? Most of the time, people who like porn will answer „yes“ to these questions. However, they are assuming that the penetration will be penile and that the fluids will be regular old cum with maybe some female squirt mixed in. Plants will carry out all of the poking, prodding, and pumping, as that montage will make abundantly clear.
Despite the fact that the girls are being groped by vines rather than handsy octopi, this is high-quality live-action tentacle porn. Hentaied’s success demonstrated that there is a market for the genre, and it appears to be a market that is profitable enough to launch another variation. Although tentacle erotica has been around at least since the 1700s, it is typically confined to the punchlines of hentai jokes. Look no further than PlantsVSCunts for additional evidence that you are not the only one running away from the situation.
At Plants VS. Cunts, tentacle pornography isn’t the only unusual topic discussed. Vine bondage, plant bukkake, and even plant vore are mentioned on the front page. I think this is the very first pay site I’ve seen that even mentions the vore fetish, and I look at porn for a living. No shit, my dudes. These are common flaws in hentai but brand-new horizons in video porn, and I can’t wait to see what else this business comes up with.
Because PlantsVSCunts.com is still relatively new, they are offering introductory pricing. It currently costs approximately half of what you would pay for a typical premium porn site; For less than what I charge for a month of PornDudeCasting, you can get two months here. Since they charge the industry-standard thirty bones per month for their other sites, I anticipate that the Plants VS. Cunts price will rise as the catalog grows.
As a newer website, PlantsVSCunts has a limited catalog, which is its only immediate drawback. As I write this, they only have eight movies in the stack, but their content is unlike anything else. The average duration of a run is between 12 and 20 minutes, which is relatively short. Given how much more time, effort, and money are put into these films, that shouldn’t come as a surprise. The typical porn producer does not even have a budget for special effects.
Similar to that, movies in Plants VS. Cunts don’t come out as quickly as movies in more standard genres. Again, this will largely be determined by financial constraints; Their films are more expensive to produce, but they will not sell as well as the taboo family roleplay movies on every other paysite. It is still too early to predict the PlantsVSCunts.com release schedule, but I anticipate one or two monthly releases, similar to the company’s other brands.
Plants VS. Cults does not include downloads. They do offer Video On Demand if you want to save a copy for your permanent spank bank. Despite my usual complaints about this setup, I’m going to give these guys some credit because it costs 15 euros per unit. The VOD prices seem fair because they are producing high-budget, deep-pocketed fetish porn without overcharging their customers at the regular rate.
It was finally time to settle in for my official fap test after looking around PlantsVSCunts and getting a feel for the area. I wasn’t sure where to start my masturbatory journey, even with only a few short films. The casting is always appealing, and the videos all appear to be fun, freaky, and kinky.
Since the beginning of their online existence, this business has consistently surprised customers. Deep-niche fetish porn typically employs the cheapest Tinder models, but Hentaied began filming with babes like Valentina Nappi right away. PlantsVSCunts.com continues this tradition by producing movies featuring both established pornstars and up-and-coming stars.
I never miss a chance to watch Jia Lissa at work because she is the most well-known player on the PlantsVSCunts roster right now. She appears in the first release on the website, Plants VS. Cunts Vol. 1, which opens with the girl alone in the woods. She looks around, calls for a lost pet, and enters a dimly lit house to some ominous music.
A vine knocks Jia down about two minutes in. While the eerie music blares on, it rips off her skirt and wraps itself around her. She is completely naked when she arrives, and the vines have tied her tightly to a gate. She struggles and whimpers, begs, and squeals. The whole thing has the feel of an X-rated horror film because the acting is pretty good for a porno.
The film transitions from X-rated horror to… R-rated porno when the tentacles begin to probe. PlantsVSCunts, like their other sites, can be most easily described as live-action hentai, which is a difficult niche to define. However, unlike animated Japanese content, there is no censorship here. I would love to inquire about this from an anti-porn prude. When the baby is being penetrated by a vine rather than a dick, is it dirtier or cleaner?
I don’t want to give away anything, but this video also looks at other types of hentai, such as those with powerful tentacles. It has the expected tags of Plants, Blowjob, and Creampie, which are common on any porn site. On the other hand, the Cumflation tag is something you ought to see in real life at least once. Why not stay and see if you like it?
PlantsVSCunts.com is not exactly the most straightforward recommendation for the typical masturbator, but if you’re interested in hentai and want to see how it works with real people, you should definitely check it out. This botanical take on the genre is sure to please fans of the company’s previous work, and honestly? Even if the thought does not make you all hard and drippy, this is the kind of thing that merits a curious glance. One of the most original paysites I’ve seen in a long time, Plants VS. Cunts is an absolute masterpiece of deep-niche 21st-century smut.
