HorrorPorn! Hello, pervs, I have something uniquely amazing for the extra-freaky oddities out there. This is not for everyone, that much is certain. Hit the back arrow on your browser right now if you’re afraid of horror movies or rough sex. HorrorPorn.com is available to the rest of you. That is, if you have the guts to do so.
The Last Whorehouse on the Left Before you can even get to the landing page for HorrorPorn, a large warning appears on the screen. Before you can enter, you must agree that you are an adult and will not be offended. It is a common feature on porn sites and serves more to entice you than to keep kids out. Formalities, presumably?
However, this warning screen differs slightly. They also tell you that they are mobile-friendly, that exclusive content is updated frequently, and that videos can be up to 4K. There is also this wild blurb:
„The sexual nightmare is coming, and the world is changing now. The most unimaginable devastation!
What the hell am I even getting myself into? I have no idea whether it will be violent werewolf blowjobs, deadly five-car pileups, or rough 18+ fucks. I do know that I need to press the ENTER key immediately to find out.
You’ve never seen anything like the previews behind the warning screen. A real treat is in store for fans of brutal sex, porn, and horror films. Move on if you have a heart condition. Either you’ll pass out from fear or your erection will burst in your lap.
The stills are clear, but they deliberately have the gloom and darkness of your favorite horror flicks. It’s funny, you know: It is intended that some of this high-budget porn is reminiscent of low-budget exploitation classics.
The Nun is given a sexy spin in the most recent movie. The fact that this nun sucks cock and fist-fucks assholes already sets it apart from the grimy version I saw in the theater. Additionally, there is a wicked Santa who uses candy canes to fuck women before sticking his cock in their dirty faces. There are also the grown-up twins from The Shining who perform pornographic acts.
The Amazons appears to have the potential to be entertaining if, like I have, you have ever wished that classic Italian jungle films like Cannibal Holocaust could become more sinister. In the trailer, naked natives, mostly women, unite for forty seconds to savage and fuck the poor tourists, far from assistance.
You are familiar with the claim that recent films like Saw, Hostel, and The Human Centipede are nothing more than „torture porn.“ The trailer for The Beast From The Woods ought to be seen by those prudes. I just did it, and my boner is now raging. That probably means that you should sign up now.
The sign-up page for Cheaper Than a Subscription to Fangoria HorrorPorn breaks down the cost by day and shows the monthly cost in a lighter font. Due to the site’s slightly higher price point in comparison to other premium websites, I believe this is deliberate. However, not by much, and not even close to what deep-pocket sites sometimes charge. This one’s around forty bucks on the off chance that you’re just purchasing a month at a time.
This isn’t for you if you have to worry too much about the price. It is not like the pornographic superstores that sell blurry old anal movies for twenty bucks. This is not a case of bulk buying from Costco. They still have less than fifty movies, and nearly all of them are under an hour as I write this. The Damned Nun runs just 11 minutes.
The price of HorrorPorn reflects the smaller target audience. Although it costs a few times as much as Shudder, you won’t have to spend nearly as much time searching for films that include explicit sex scenes alongside the violence. Hint: They’re all included.)
I’m assuming that the high quality of their smut makes up for the lack of quantity based on the screenshots and trailers. The whore from Freak House’s three tits: A professional clearly applied the monster makeup on the rapist in Outcast From Hell, which made the Three-Titted Whore appear completely real. However, there really is only one method for evaluating a sex movie website’s quality.
The Hills Have Eyes and Giant Cocks I’ve always been a big fan of dysfunctional families that avoid outsiders and adhere to every depraved form of taboo that the human mind can imagine. Additionally, I enjoy watching movies depict them. You know, like in My Step-Sister Squirts 2, The Hills Have Eyes, or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
One of them is called Twisted Family on Horror Porn. The 25-minute film is about a family living in a filthy shack, according to the synopsis. The father is a tyrant, the mother is a psychopath, and the two children are both space cases and retards. This is not your typical soap opera; rather, it is a tale from hell’s darkest recesses.
The screencaps below tell a different story, though it sounds more like horror than porn. They tell the same tale, but with more sexual content. Dad fucks Space Case like a dog while Retard eats her pussy. To prevent her daughter from getting her face cummed on, mom is too preoccupied with the little jerk stuffing her own pussy.
Doesn’t that sound damn hot? You should wait to actually watch the video. I hope you like dirty sex. Even the couple who are fucking in the shed is covered in a layer of grime. The youngster rubs her cunt, stares into space, and spits all over herself. In the first two minutes, that is.
The production costs are absurd. Crisp as can be seen on every filthy titty, slippery dick, and greasy face. Unsteadily, the camera lingers on the action. This is the kind of cinematography that can be found in both simulated torture porn and gory porn.
It moves closer to the horror end of the spectrum thanks to the atmospheric soundtrack. An ominous drone, dark strings, and the occasional hammering of a drum are mixed with the squishy sound of cock slamming into the girl’s cunt as she clutches a filthy baby doll. As the girl looks away from the father who is abusing her, a fly buzzes from one of my headphones to the other. The kind of audio nonsense that is rarely associated with pornography is a nice touch.
This is some next-level taboo nonsense, you know. If you want to see some really crude taboo material, even if you don’t like horror movies, you should check this out. You always have the option of turning off the moody soundtrack in case it gets in the way.
Masturbating at Freak Show HorrorPorn is going to be popular with a select group of perverts. This website will not sexually assault you just because you enjoy horror. The majority of readers of Stephen King’s It are not particularly interested in seeing PennyWise get wet. Those who do will be charged more.
Anyone who has difficulty finding pornographic material that is sufficiently violent and violent for them should look no further than this website. Do you want to see how badly behaved screamers are treated? treated as if they were nothing more than meat? Screaming as you were strapped helplessly into a primitive torture device? That can be found here. There are additional taboos, like the one I watched, as well as some hardcore BDSM. It’s more intense than the majority of fetish sites.
Additionally, there is a certain freakshow element that will appeal to people who are not here to scream. It’s more obvious when a woman is fully engaged in her terrifying twat, but some of the videos appear to be made more for WTF value than for boners. I have to admit that as soon as I arrived, I looked for a parody of Human Centipede. They are missing a very clear chance to have a good mouth-to-mouth, mouth-to-mouth, mouth-to-ass scene.
If HorrorPorn is for you, the preview page should let you know right away. It’s one of the most original and well-done websites I’ve seen in a while, so if you like rough sex, bondage, taboo, or just horror, at least give it a look.