Loading...Youthful sick people today have it so great. Live WebCam shows, pornographic video games, and crazy VR movies that stream the porno right to your eyes are all easily accessible. A phone sex line was once your best option for interactive masturbation. In the beginning of the Internet, sex chat rooms began to fill some of the void. Chatropolis is one old fashioned grown-up visit destinations, working beginning around 1994.
The majority of websites from the middle of the 1990s have long since vanished into thin air. I hope you restored that previous GeoCities page concerning the Backstreet Boys. A testament to text-based sex chats is the persistence of Chatropolis.com. I’m curious as to why so many people are still flocking to this, and maybe I’m just spoiled by all the HD premium teen movies I can watch.
Masturbate this Retro Feeling The design of Chatropolis is the first thing you notice. The logo that appears on the landing page was probably photoshopped when the website was first launched. Nothing on the actual main page looks any more up to date when you click through. Through and through, this location belongs to the mid-1990s.
Before people knew about WordPress templates or HD images, Chatropolis looks like websites did. The layout is as uncomplicated as it gets, with blue links and white text on a black background. In the past, every amateur website looked like this, put together with very little knowledge of HTML.
A feed of Chatropolis news that is rarely updated appears on the front page. The most recent update was almost a year ago, and the one before that was caused by an unexpected outage. Most of it is technical, like knowing about spambots and how to deal with errors caused by opening too many chat sessions.
There aren’t any hard to miss signs in the text that this is a grown-up visit site. What offers it is the spam I see on the page. As usual, I have a spam blocker running, but there is still a large banner at the top with a lot of MILFs flashing by. I’m supposed to be able to fuck these girls, as well as the Asian woman getting fucked in the other ad on the page in a one-second doggystyle loop. Right. Why would I waste my time with a text chat if that were the case?
Chat About Any Kinky Shit You’re Into I went to the Rooms link in the header to see what kind of shady conversations Chatropolis had to offer. That old-fashioned plan follows me to the Ongoing Rooms list, which is one more block of blue connections on a dark foundation. I started having flashbacks to the wank sessions that Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera had in the nineties because these guys are so committed to the legacy style of that era.
My count shows that there are just under 50 rooms. The subjects are generally simple to sort out from the names. Asian Persuasion is probably where you go to talk about ways to get rid of yellow fever, like going to a massage parlor or just watching some Japanese adult video. The Black Cock, White Woman chat room is where you’ll find the interracial action. Tranny chats are listed under Chicks With Dicks.
It seems like they take care of the multitude of fundamental bases. They have rooms for amateurs, big and small titties, celebrity sex, and husbands who are controlling. In the Guys Who Suck Dick room, you can get all gay or have a conversation about gangbangs with other enthusiasts who share your interests. There are pregnant bitches, horny housewives, rough BDSM action, and very hot Latina love.
If you just go by the name, other chat rooms are a little less clear. What specific activities are taking place in their Five Knuckle Shuffle chat room? I get the impression that this isn’t a place to talk about the Macaulay Culkin movie because I can think of a lot of things that happen when you’re alone in Home Alone. Toilet Fun could be about getting scat, golden showers, and blumpkins, or it could just be a bunch of guys farting.
Amateur Sex and Horny Housewives I was dying to join Chatropolis’s most active chat room. When I went to the website, they said that there were nearly 700 connected users at the moment. Before you enter a chat room, a number of connected users are shown, but you can only see them by clicking on each one. After looking around a little, it appeared that Horny Housewives, with its 30 users, was my best bet.
You are reminded of the rules of the site by Chatropolis before entering a room. Because they force you to look at the same text wall every time you try to enter a room, you know they mean business. It’s pretty typical crap: There will be no minors, underage roleplay, beastiality, r*pe, or other illegal activities. It would appear that these individuals would not get along with fans of hentai or the kind of scumbags who write Literotica.
To use the chat rooms, you do not need to sign up. You should simply pick a screen name. There are a few other fast choices you can set, similar to your entrance and leave messages, message separating or talk tones, however what difference does it make? I’m here for the sex of my life!
It turns out 30 is the most extreme number of clients for this room, so I was locked out. I went to the slightly less crowded Amateurs‘ Forum instead. Holy crap! I just discovered yet another item that hasn’t been updated in years.
Sex Chat in an Old-Fashioned Setting From the moment you walk into a room, you can immediately tell how clunky their built-in chat is. It has a monstrous arrangement, with your own text box at the actual top of the screen rather than the base like in a real sense wherever else. I am able to see the bottom half of a naked brunette that someone posted despite the fact that most of the chat screen is taken up by people entering and leaving the room.
The auto-scroll prevented me from scrolling up to get a better look at that naked beauty. I was able to browse the assortment of amateur stills and animated GIFs that people had been posting throughout the morning after the issue was resolved with a simple checkbox. There are clearly shots from professional pornographic films, but there are also many candid ones.
Although I don’t really see the point of posting photos in a chat room, it is a very active chat room. At least in this room, there is no discussion. I just have the impression that it would be much simpler to post and beat off to this material on an imageboard or gallery.
Chat for Free or Get Paid to Chatropolis Chatropolis provides a membership option for which the standard membership costs $10 per month, with lower rates available for longer subscriptions. One of the superb advantages they list is at no point ever being kept out of the room in the future. Since 30 isn’t a lot of people, that seems a little important. I frequently leave for WebCam shows where hundreds of other users are spouting rude text into the chat window. Also, they’re free!
I suppose the other features of the membership are okay. If you need to, you can reserve your screen name and communicate with moderators. You can also join multiple rooms at once. In all honesty, it’s the same crap you’d get from any chat service if you didn’t pay.
These membership options probably exist so that true Chatropolis fans can continue to enjoy the same site they’ve been going to for years, if not decades. They get about half a million visitors a month, but I really wonder how many of those visitors have been there before HD porn, WebCam shows, and other modern forms of masturbatory entertainment.
There are a lot of serious flaws in Chatropolis, most of which are caused by the game’s very old design. Having said that, the fact that they’ve been around for so much longer than almost any other website of the time reveals a lot about how much their users appreciate the site. If you enjoy spilling the beans, you should get in there because they have conversations about almost every sexual topic.
