Loading...You will probably have some idea of what Porno Landia is all about if I tell you that I am about to check it out. You could begin envisioning Carrie Brownstein stripped, however no, it’s anything but a Portlandia pornography parody. A tunnel of love that resembles a pussy or roller coasters shaped like titties might come to mind. Since Porno Landia is not an amusement park, that is also incorrect.
Okay, so Pornolandia.xxx is what exactly? It might be better than adding boobs to a mediocre TV parody or a sex-themed theme park, in my honest and humble opinion. Amateur Latina videos can be found on Pornolandia, a free YouTube channel. The site’s a couple of years old, however they have great many recordings and pictures. Let’s look at that stash of spanks.
Do You Speak Sex?
First and foremost, English-speaking individuals will want to click the flag in the upper right corner. I’ll caution you immediately that the English interpretation of the site is rough, best case scenario. A lot of the text on the Brazilian website Pornolandia is still written in Portuguese despite your request for English.
Recent uploads is the default view. Because Pornolandia follows the typical format of porntube, you are immediately presented with row after row of screencaps taken from videos. There are a few scenes that look like they belong in a professional film, but the majority of them feature amateur Latinas. This location is an absolute treasure trove if you enjoy that kind of thing.
Two brief homemade fuck scenes, a video of her pussy working it with her fingers and a big dildo, and some kinky scene with a slut sucking dick through cage bars can be found in the first row.
I knew I had to see more when a gorgeous teen in her underwear smiled at me from the second row. I proceeded to the video, which opened with an obnoxious video advertisement. Although I do not speak Spanish, I am fairly certain that the big hair and the bitch were the monster knockers. A pop-up for the same service appeared when I clicked the X to close the advertisement.
It Does the Job The video player on Pornolandia is not particularly noteworthy. The basic play/pause button, timeline slider, volume control, and fullscreen option are all included. You can click the gear icon to change the speed, but I had to watch another goddamn ad first, so if you’re in the middle of something, don’t click it.
If I could add anything, it would be the ability to download files.
Categories Porno XXX The category names, like the header „Categories Porno XXX,“ are not translated and necessitate some guesswork on your part. Most of them are pretty straightforward. For instance, Butt-centric is clearly Butt-centric in both English and Portuguese. You can get a pretty good idea of what to expect from Em Publico from the image of the woman showing off her tummy in public. From the image of Mia Khalifa being plowed, I must assume that Filmes Porno is where the professional smut is kept.
On the Categories page, there are Gangbangs, Lesbians, and Cumshot. In any event, I’m expecting that is what they mean by Cornos, Lesbicas, and Gozadas. Based on the pictures they’re using, I’m guessing a little.
Pornolandia records no obsession or BDSM classes, however they really do have two or three hundred clasps in their tranny area. If you’re a particularly perverse freak and want to find something in particular, just use the search bar.
I clicked on the link because that big Latina ass they were using for the Em Publico got my mind going and my blood flowing to my dick. About 500 videos of girls doing things they shouldn’t while out and about are in this section.
Recordings, Promotions, and Video Advertisements
I watched a short clasp of a lot of young ladies getting wild in a lift in Las Vegas. I then witnessed a girl using a vibrator in a park and a second slut urinating in a parking lot.
Lord almighty, those video promotions before each clasp are just plain horrible. Each advertisement is like a landmine on my masturbatory stroll because they typically feature sexy women, so my boner doesn’t completely disappear. They are so constant that it almost hurts.
I was so irritated that I almost left the website, but then I saw this screencap of a cute teen working on a train. That looks like a car I would like.
The video promotion this time was for some Brazilian oopsy-daisy shower, I think. He pulled out a spray bottle while a little whore was stroking a man’s cock. After he made a statement and held the camera up, they both smiled. Now that’s cool, show me the train scene.
It turns out that the train scene on AmberSonata.com is only a five-minute preview of the full video. But what a terrible sample. Playing with her tits and stroking her fellow passenger’s rigid cock, this girl has no fear. I never experienced motion sickness on a train.
This kind of sample is common in free porn tubes. The people who run the top notch destinations are continuously searching for ways of returning wankers once again to their products. Everyone benefits from submitting clips to the free channels. You unquestionably have nothing to lose by jacking off to it.
The video promotions Pornolandia (frequently incorrectly spelled as „pornolandia.com“, „pornoladia“, „pornolandiaxxx“, „pornolanfia“, „pornolamdia“ and „ponolandia“) plays before every single clasp are sufficiently terrible to destroy relaxed masturbatory perusing of the site for most clients. It’s impossible to move from one video to the next without being severely interrupted. If you’re the kind of person who watches the first video that comes up, this might work for you.
The site’s redeeming quality will be its choice of novice Latina content. You will be exceptionally unable to track down an assortment as wide, differed, and as large as this one in that classification. You wouldn’t want to watch Pornolandia’s endless stream of boner spray commercials if you’re not into amateur Latinas.
