Loading...Someone sent me a connection to Fim Fiction today, and I’ll tell the truth, I was pretty ridiculously befuddled from the start. The Extensive Dangers of Dodgy Potion Sellers was the headline at the top of the page, so I thought for a second that the questionable Boner pills I recently ordered from China had been recalled. I looked down a little and saw the presents weren’t restricted on admonitions about the town pharmacist. There were tales of princess wrestling, a dragon gaining weight, and anthropomorphic unicorns falling in love with each other. To put it another way, it was similar to peeking into the secret notebook where you write down all of your most bizarre and filthy fantasies. You must have thought I wasn’t aware of that, right?
All things considered, FimFiction.net is definitely not a mysterious note pad brimming with debased My Little Horse dreams. It’s a stunningly famous free site brimming with debased My Little Horse dreams. They get nearly 10 million visitors a month, so maybe friendship really is magical or maybe people just really enjoy turning it up to stories about strange ungulates with human personalities. The site’s been around starting around 2011 it’s actually continuing forward, so perhaps we were inappropriate to giggle at every one of those abnormal brony show recordings. ( In fact, no. We most likely weren’t.)
Hey! You Got Pornography in My MLP!
Before I go any further, I surmise I ought to bring up that not every one of the guests of FimFiction are a lot of horsefuckers. Some of them are sexual deviants, but others are just regular deviants who love these talking ponies in a healthy, amiable way. The site refers to itself as „the largest collection of MLP fanfics around,“ a term that includes stories about pornography.
Naturally, you are aware that I only cover NSFW content at ThePornDude, as that is what you want to hear about. It just isn’t possible to escape to stories without sex. If you use their search engine to look for the hashtag „sex,“ you’ll find a little more than 7500 stories filled with a little bit of hanky panky. According to the definition on the site, „Stories that highlight sexual substance, whether implied or express in nature.“
If you’re mostly here for the fun adventures, romance, and friendship, the brief moments of #sex might be enough for you. What if you want something more difficult? That, my freaky friends, is the purpose of the #porn tag. You can enter it in their box or simply click on my link to get to the good stuff right away. At 43 right now, it’s a much smaller collection than #sex, but honestly? That’s a lot more pony erotica than I had previously thought.
The #porn section of FimFiction is categorized as „Stories primarily written to titillate the reader.“ I truly wish the #sex tag was all the more barely characterized, on the grounds that including verifiable sex truly ruins the damnation out of the waters. The library probably has hundreds of stories with actual sex, but if they aren’t filed under #porn, it will be hard to find them. I believe they have set it up this way to avoid offending prudes who want to read horse romance but cringe at the idea of horses with functioning genitalia.
Horsefucking? We Are Only Beginning!
FimFiction.net has likewise got a rich #fetish tag, with almost however many passages as #porn and a lot of cross-over. Who would have thought that those who divert their attention to tales of cartoon pony sex might also have other flaws? In fact, they have a lot more problems than just horsefucking.
You should avoid using the #fetish tag because, like the #sex tag, it is overused. I saw a story in which a man claimed that his story did not contain any sexual content while also apologizing for the #fetish tag, which he had used at the request of the moderators. There they are again mucking up the waters.
As a result, I stayed in FimFiction.net’s #porn section, where I saw more graphic fetish content. The most recent story, „The Extensive Dangers of Dodgy Potion Sellers,“ focuses on fat, weight gain, and inactivity. It has ten likes so far, more than the author’s previous story about how ponies get really fat.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a horse orally releasing the gas inside its guts, you’re going to be raging fucking hard because I noticed a burping theme in several stories I skimmed through. If you prefer the sweet aroma of gas coming from the little pony’s other end, there is also fart fetish pony porn. A new take on the filthy, wet mud fetish that really makes sense for horses was presented in yet another story.
A crossover between My Little Pony and Fallout is my favorite on FimFiction.net, where I always look for the weirdest fiction I can find. I would rather not ruin anything for you, yet the fixation here is expansion. There is even a picture of Little Pip looking happy despite being bloated and fat.
While I was typing this, MS Word highlighted the word „horsefucker“ in blue. There sure are a lot of bronies. The software alerted me that the language might offend my readers when I hovered my mouse over it. This message was the first I had ever seen. As a trial, I composed a long line of the multitude of most detestable obscenities and slurs I could imagine. I didn’t get the same slap on the wrist from any of them. They are standing up for bronies and only bronies.
What is that implying? It suggests, in my opinion, that there is a brony on the MS Word team who is writing the rules of his ponyfucking club into the software that millions of ignorant motherfuckers use. Not only are the number of adult MLP fans there always surprising to me, but they also seem to have a sense of community unity. Is it because they are a group of socially awkward dweebs who have no other place, or is it because they have taken „Friendship is Magic“ to heart?
There is no doubt that FimFiction.net has a large and engaged user base, regardless of the circumstances. This is the place to go if you want to talk pony stuff with someone. Since they have strict rules about what constitutes sex, fetishes, and even porn, it seems like the kind of establishment that would kick me out. One story in the Porn section had comments asking why it was there when it was rated E for Everyone. I saw this story.
Since ThePornDude is only for adults, I guess it’s easy for me to complain. In contrast to hosting pornographic stories about equine non-consensual sex, FimFiction tries to be all-inclusive. Derpibooru had a similar issue when I looked at them a while back.
How can you strike a balance between being acceptable to horsefuckers and family-friendly? It seems odd to even try, but when grown men write sex stories based on a cartoon intended to sell horse dolls to children, what does „weird“ even mean? I went to the toy store, purchased a plush Rainbow Dash, and installed a Fleshlight beneath her tail after reading FimFiction. Is this strange? It’s possible that this is a question for the ages or for FimFiction’s comment sections.
The phenomenon of the brony is fascinating. It just seems like a bunch of really embarrassing nonsense for virgins and neckbeards to an outsider. Step into a spot like FimFiction.net, however, and you’ll perceive the way that bologna has enlivened genuine masterpieces. Even though I’m not the most intellectual motherfucker, I can’t help but be grateful for the effort put into this.
Because FimFiction.net’s growing archive of homebrew MLP fan fiction is obviously a pretty niche site, not everyone will be able to enjoy the stories. But if you’re that kind of liar, where else are you going?
