Loading...Erotic MV was open in my browser all morning, and I just realized that it is now night. Any website that can make you lose track of time is always a good sign, but I think it’s even better when it keeps you busy while also keeping you distracted. When it comes to how you will spend today’s productive hours, you have millions of options, and I have reviewed thousands of them here at ThePornDude. However, I believe that today’s masturbatory excursion will appeal to perverts who appreciate a little bit of plot and a fair amount of shlock. The audience members who are high will almost certainly want to bring the marijuana.
EroticMV.com’s MV stands for movies, and below the logo is a subtitle that says they have the Best Erotic Movies. This isn’t your typical free tube or the arty farty softcore stuff that is frequently categorized as „erotica,“ so that’s kind of a hazy description that I don’t think does the stash justice. This collection of digitized celluloid is more like a trip to an old video store because it contains free VHS/DVD oddities like foreign nudity films, sexy monster movies, and more. In this day and age, it’s a strange website, but millions of people visit it every month. Let’s examine what they’re observing.
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I really believed that Erotic MV would just be another free tube when the link first appeared in my direct messages. Even though the term „erotica“ isn’t used nearly as much in the context of the current crop of modern pornography, video sharing websites continue to be the most common form of free porn. I just assumed that this person used the E-word to distinguish themselves from the crowd.
Because of this, I was pleased to find something different on the website than what I typically fake test every day. The straightforward red-on-black design makes me think of going to the movie theater, but the video thumbnails immediately transport me to the stale video stores of yesteryear, with their shelves full of boxes and potential. The magic of turning a box around to see what bizarre nonsense lies ahead will never be known by the deviants in the crowd.
EroticMV’s thumbnails are not the same as the pornographic screengrabs found on the front page of your typical YouTube channel. Because the videos are represented by an image of the original physical cover, a dying form known as box art, the presentation here is a little bit more comparable to a site specializing in JAV (Japanese Adult Video). It has a very different vibe than almost every other modern adult website. It’s possible to argue that any video website’s scant previews are what we’re choosing from, but in this case, as in the days of video stores, vibe is largely the deciding factor.
So, how do you feel right now? EroticMV.com is a well-stocked VHS library, not just any VHS library. Despite the fact that the content tends to be more softcore than the cum-soaked, dick-in-the-hole hardcore standards of today, there are still a lot of movies to choose from. I saw classic afro-pubes 1970s porno, cheesy 1980s horror erotica, Korean cuckold cinema, and classic French lesbian porn before leaving the front page.
Taboo, Lesbian, MILF, BDSM, Office, and Voyeur are just a few of the niches you’d expect to find on an adult website. There is a nice, big menu of Genres. The less common subgenres, in my opinion, are what really set EroticMV apart. I’m referring to their entire aisles of comedy, science fiction, and monster films, as well as separate sections for animation, exploitation, witches, and ghosts. Stay for the historical erotica and vampire films with boobies, not the Gangbangs.
Although the library technically spans the 1960s through the 2020s, and you can even browse by decade, Erotic MV has been referred to as a VHS-era site by me. Having said that, I wouldn’t recommend the site to people looking for current fuck films because there is a lot more vintage content than modern content. However, it is a fairly straightforward and obvious recommendation for fans of grindhouse cinema, vintage smut, pretentious foreign-film masturbators, and the generally inebriated.
I Don’t Have Enough Weed for This All Do you have no job? If not, do you have a lot of saved sick days? I’m asking because those of you who really appreciate Erotic MV may find that you can’t help but take another bong hit and watch a movie over and over again. Even if they only had a few dozen movies, that would still be a concern. However, given the size of the library, it might result in a decrease in productivity but a significant increase in forearm strength and endurance. Additionally, the munchies.
The EroticMV collection contains more than a thousand movies as of this writing. To get a sense of how quickly the site was expanding, I looked all over for upload dates. However, considering that the domain has only been around since the end of 2019, I believe it is safe to assume that they are steadily developing the thing. The same films I see in the first page’s top two rows are listed in a list of the most recent animated films at the top of the screen.
The Sexperiment, a 1990s piece of new age erotica, and Exposed, a turn-of-the-century softcore film, are among the most recent Erotic MV releases. They provide an IMDB rating, release year, likes, and a few tags right below the video cover, which should be just as helpful as the covers when trying to find your ideal vintage fap fodder. I like how much information they provide.
My attention was drawn to a movie from 1987. It only has 5 likes on EroticMV.com and a 5 out of 10 on IMDB, but I like the cheeseball vibe and the text written between the two pretty women in 80s attire: NIGHT OF THE LIVING BABES is what you’d get if John Waters and George Romero met. It sounded like a good fit for me because I enjoy horror, sleaze, and pornography. I was once more impressed by the amount of information presented when I clicked through to the video page. Wherever possible, EroticMV lists the cast, crew, and directors, adding more clickable tags to help you navigate the vast library of videos.
‘80s Hair, Boobies, and Zombies A lot of websites that have full-length movies bombard you with spam from the moment you load the website, and it gets even worse when you try to watch a video. During my visit to Erotic MV, on the other hand, even when I clicked the Play button for Night of the Living Babes, no unsightly content was able to bypass my adblocker.
If you used to pop videos into a huge, mechanical box to watch them in the past, you might recognize the movie’s cheap text and grainy image quality at the beginning. The outfits and hairstyles are straight out of the 1980s, as is the amount of cocaine the stars appear to have consumed just before appearing on camera with wide-eyed faces. Sincerely, when I clicked on the movie, I was expecting exactly the kind of cheesy crap I got.
The guys off to the side, talking about a new wave whorehouse on the outskirts of town, don’t immediately get along with the girls with feathered hair. They appeared to have reached that whorehouse by the time I skipped ahead ten minutes. The VHS resolution makes it difficult to determine whether or not the boss bitch in charge, who appears to be a Frank-N-Furter, is transgender. However, the topless women sporting vibrant glam wigs appear to be hot.
I don’t see any full-on sex throughout the movie, but I do see a lot of titties, innuendo, and sexual situations. One thing I don’t like about EroticMV.com is that most of the content is really softcore by today’s standards for pornography. This is not a website that I would recommend to someone just looking for something quick, easy, and filthy to jerk off to; however, if you are a fan of vintage smut and VHS weirdness, it is definitely worth a look. They have a huge, well-organized library filled with weird full-length movies. I would recommend some edibles or a blunt to burn while watching, even if you forget the lubricant.
