Do you consider yourself to be more of a smut bottom than a porn top? I bet you really enjoy dirty movies, however you define your relationship with them; You wouldn’t be reading this on ThePornDude if it weren’t for you. Hey, don’t be sorry. It is a well-known fact that 94% of the internet is pornography, and 6% of it is MLM schemes. I am not going to try to convince you to buy yoga pants or diet pills. We share the same bad taste, which is why I think you’ll like the next website.
Although its current form has only been exploding on the Internet for a few months, PornTop.com was registered in 2003. I mean it when I say, „blowing up“: In less than one hundred days, these individuals have increased their daily visitor count to nearly 20,000. It is said that you shouldn’t jump off a bridge just because all of your friends are doing it; however, what if all of your friends are heading to the same website? Since PornTop is a free video tube, lubing up and looking around won’t put you in any danger.
On a Monday morning, I’m writing this after dragging my ass out of bed, making some coffee, and snorting my morning rail of Viagra. Fresh Free Porno on the Daily My eyes are a little bit more tired as I load up the front page of thumbnails because the weekend’s time change took away an hour of prime masturbation time. The exposed boobies and penetrated pussies become more apparent as I blink several times.
Even though it’s early in the day and the week, these scumbags are already working. Because the library is updated nearly continuously throughout the day and night, half of PornTop’s front page is titled „The Newest Porn Videos Added Today.“ Although I was unable to locate any actual upload dates, the fact that they have given it the label „Today“ makes it pretty clear that they are not lying.
How come I’m so certain? Since the website has only been online for a short time, the archive already contains 1721 pages. It will be even more in-depth by the time you read this. That’s about 62,000 and counting free pornographic movies. You will need a real supervillain setup if you want to fake through the entire collection. I’m referring to an underground bunker with screens on every wall so you can simultaneously watch dozens of filthy movies.
It goes without saying that the majority of you aren’t necessarily porno multitaskers, and that’s fine. Even though I’m a professional masturbator, I typically only watch one film at a time. In that case, choosing where to begin is one of the biggest challenges. I haven’t even started looking at the Porn Top menu yet, but I can already tell there is a lot of good stuff there. Now, I’m puzzled as to where I put that silicone butthole.
The structure of Big Names, Big Faces, Big Tatas PornTop is not particularly complex. Actually, it’s pretty much the same fundamental tube layout you’ve been ignoring for years. They let the slug speak for itself rather than going all out with the presentation, which is pretty damn loud. They have material from numerous major studios and numerous well-known pornstars. When you land, you’ll start to notice that high-end smell.
I see scenes from DorcelClub, Brazzers, and TeamSkeet alone in today’s updates. For quick access to their work on Porn Top, they even list some of the larger studios and pay sites in the header: Reality Kings, Blacked, Naughty America, and FakeHub are among the business’s most well-known names.
When compared to the smaller studios, the big-name studios offer a certain consistency in their quality, and all those high-end video whores are a part of the formula. It is simple to locate favorites like Alexis Fawx, Abella Danger, Carolina Sweets, and Ariella Ferrera because they have done a good job of tagging the majority of the pornos with the names of the girls. Additionally, there is a fair amount of JAV (Japanese Adult Video), so you can rock out to AV idols like Akari Asakiri and Yurika Miyachi.
Additionally, the categories are well-tagged, allowing you to quickly access the Big Cocks or Blowjobs, Threesomes, and Glory Holes. A front-page sidebar menu contains a few Top Searches, and I have to admit that I am somewhat impressed by how perverse the user base is here.
They may not have that particular and exclusive subgenre, but they do have a nice, comprehensive assortment of pornographic subcategories to look through. The PornTop.com Categories page has a nice index of their content that spans a few hundred categories and will satisfy most of you. They include all of the standards, such as „lesbian,“ „interracial,“ and „shaved,“ as well as a fair number of more awkward ones, such as „BBW,“ „pissing,“ „humiliation,“ and „BDSM.“ Sincerely, if this doesn’t work for you because you’re a big enough freak, you’re looking in the wrong place. I don’t see anything wrong with that, of course. Check out my lists of hardcore and fetish porn sites!
A scene from Blacked Raw featuring Lana Rhoades was one of the most recent additions to PornTop.com, and it was packed with copious free sex. It seemed like a good place to begin my official fap test because I am a fan of Lana and have always liked the Blacked brand. An aside: Blacked and Blacked Raw are frequently compared and contrasted. Blacked Raw shoots reality porn with handheld cameras and more natural „hookup“ scenarios, whereas Blacked is traditionally shot interracially.)
The built-in video player for Porn Top is pretty basic, lacking features like speed control or even the ability to select video resolutions. Playing in a window makes the scene clear enough, but when I go full screen, it looks a little grainy. It is unfortunate that it is not HD.
The good news is that when I press the Play button, the video starts playing right away. My adblocker does not let any spam through, and there is no obvious buffering. In fact, during my visit, I received no spam at all. Because you have to close a dick-pill pop-up every few seconds, ads are one of the biggest drawbacks of newer televisions. One of the many reasons their traffic has been skyrocketing over the past few months is unquestionably the minimal spam setup here.
Although the resolution isn’t as clear as it would be on a premium website, I’m not complaining given the price and convenience (quick playback with no spam). As I did while watching Lana get all full up on BBC for twelve minutes, it’s certainly good enough to start with. It was over when Lana pushed a creampie out of her butthole.
Since PornTop isn’t a premium site, one of its only drawbacks is how short the scenes are. You won’t be able to get full-length porno movies; instead, you’ll mainly get samples and freebies from major studios. It doesn’t just happen on Porn Top, but I know that won’t stop any of you from getting sexy. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to switch between videos, and the spam problem won’t prevent you from doing so like it would on the worse free channels.
In the end, it appears that the PornTop.com formula is straightforward but highly effective: They offer tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of free filthy movies from big studios with big pornstars, without the aggressive spam of other channels. In this instance, the relatively low resolution and short length of the movie are the only real compromises you are making. I can only envision PornTop growing in popularity if they maintain the current setup and the rapid release rate. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some leisurely masturbation to do because I’ve finished my work.