Loading...Why do you idiots want me to review crap like this? I know I’m supposed to be ThePornDude, the only person who knows everything there is to know about spit, but have we really fallen this low? Porn? Granny? Really? Is that what you want me to talk about? Why? What makes this so appealing? Is it because their skin is so similar in texture to the surface of a raisin? Or is it the pungent odor of old people that you keep hearing about? I swear that when I get old, I will just fuck myself to death so that no one will have to suffer the pain of having to smell my body odor. Having said that, you guys are as disgustingly perverse as they come, and for some reason, it has become my responsibility to support your disgusting fetishes. I swear, I’d rather review scat porn at this point. I feel like that when I talk about this website right now.
We are here today to discuss StripChat. We are specifically referring to the section titled „grannies,“ which, surprise, features elderly vaginas that appear to have been decomposing ever since the Cold War. I don’t have the foggiest idea why anybody would need to stick anything inside them, not to mention lick them. In any case, there are, evidently, a great many fellows who get their stones off by jolting off to recordings of old women who are worked up and getting it on with a dildo or whatever. However, live streaming is the focus of this site. You might have proactively inferred that from the name. The grandmothers section, then. What’s the big deal? Indeed, it’s about elderly people ladies taking their garments off for tokens. Then, because you have nothing better to do, they insert toys into their shabby vaginas, and you all jerk off to this shit.
The Old Lady Fetish I sincerely hope that your grandmother fetish does not indicate that you are drawn to your own grandmothers. I sincerely hope you keep this nonsense out of the family. Having said that, I have no idea if your grandmother is actually on this website. At any rate, we should continue on past my nausea and discuss the subtleties of Stripchat’s grannies area. It’s about as respectable as you could hope for. There are lots of old women stripping and jerking off on camera for the world to appreciate. For tokens, they do this nonsense. They want tokens so they can move on to the next part of the action, which might or might not involve even more depravity.
You never know, you might see an elderly woman bending over to put a cucumber in her groin. Except that everything is stretched out and nothing is taut at that point, giving the impression that she is just stuffing a vegetable into a paper bag. That is my thought process of when I see old women stroking off with cucumber-sized dildos. Am I complaining too much about this nonsense? I don’t think so, no. It’s weird to jerk off to grandmothers. I’m just in it for the inclusion. I’m trying to cover every kind of spit, and granny porn unfortunately fits the bill. I hope to resume site reviews shortly. Even though those are disgusting, they do not keep me awake.
There are a lot of grandmothers, both good and bad. The good news is that you can choose from a variety of grannies on Stripchat’s grannies section. From what I can tell, their body types and sizes are all very different. As such, there’s assortment. You get to pick your own personal granny, and you have the opportunity to be essentially as finicky as you need. That being said, there are just 22 grannies at present online as of the time I’m composing this survey. That doesn’t even come close. The bad news is that. You only get a few dozen grannies at a time, and peak hours have more than twice that many. Because peak hours vary depending on the country where the grannies are from, you really can’t tell when they will arrive. Weekends seem like a good bet to me. Since I’m writing this review on a Friday during the day, it’s no surprise that the site doesn’t have many grandmothers.
However, given their advanced age, all of these women ought to be pensioners. If they wanted to, you would think that they could stream at any time of day. No matter what, that pension will be paid out. I suppose they need time off to knit sweaters or whatever older women do when they’re not masturbating. I apologize, but I’m not an expert on the subject. I felt like I was grave robbing even when the oldest bitch I ever fucked was in her late 40s.
Refresh the Page To return to my discussion of the variety, even though there are only a few dozen women to choose from, there is variety because older women age in very different ways. So, you have sagging titties, but you also have flat titties, bony chests, and chests that look sick. Then there are the slim, diseased-looking asses versus the cellulite-laden asses.
There are old ladies who are overly thin and fat. Additionally, there are obese elderly women, and please, by God, do not shun them. Or, do so, as I am not your priest. I’m just a highly opinionated and disgusted porn reviewer. I hope you find my service to be worthwhile. These reviews, you should know, don’t just appear by themselves. I have to go out of my way to watch these elderly women masturbate live, and then I have to write the review with that image permanently imprinted in my mind. This was not offered to me.
In conclusion, this website has a lot of grannies, but very few of them are what I would call sexy. Sure, there are a few older women in their 50s who appear to be women in their 40s. Those are the ones I could probably wave my dick at because they go above and beyond with the hot makeup and lingerie. The rest are rusty, droopy ass hang beasts that could undoubtedly land a job as a Scooby-Doo bad guy. However, I am not here to judge. To jolt off to droopy granny titties, you can do as such under StripChat’s grannies area.
The best feature of this website hasn’t been mentioned yet. It’s completely free to watch. Watching any and all of the streams is completely free. Praise God! Imagine having to pay for this garbage. In any case, the streams are available for free, and you can jerk off to them for as long as you want. You can string them together, jumping starting with one granny then onto the next assuming that is your style. Also, keep in mind that new granny poons start their streams every few minutes or so, so you can always find new granny poons if you get bored with the ones you have now. If you even go for a short break and come back, you’ll find a new list of grandmothers eager to be admired by you.
Normally, you can likewise pay for the streams with tokens that you can throw at the grannies to inspire them to get things done for you. I would give a few tokens to get these women to knit me a sweater or read me a good night’s story, but I had good relationships with my grandparents growing up. For all you freaks out there, you can give these scumbags a token or two to get them to put something like a cucumber in their arse. How the hell do I know this? Even the term „geriatric genitals“ baffles me. The plumbing doesn’t make sense to me. Do they actually get wet, or must WD-40 be sprayed between their legs?
The point is that this website has an infinite amount of granny pussy, which is streamed live to your computer in crisp quality depending on the granny’s camera. The site itself is well-known and very popular, so you’re getting the best possible quality for the genre. Stripchat’s quite possibly of the best live streaming site out there with regards to pussy shows, so you’re certainly looking at the enormous young men here.
With respect to the grannies explicitly, indeed, I’ll simply say that they exist as a classification, and there are all that anyone could need to go around. If you like weird stuff, check out StripChat’s grannies section and think about giving these women a token or two. They might be of use, surely.
