HereXXX

One of those two-word phrases that can convey a message through language barriers is „Here XXX,“ which is a straightforward statement. Throughout the entire conversation, you might have been completely lost, but when that line comes up, you know something good is going to happen: you’re going to get some free pornography.

I sometimes ask myself, „Where XXX?“ when I wake up in a Viagra fog and can barely remember where I am. Well, HereXXX.com, an Asian free tube full of Chinese sluts, Korean whores, and Japanese harlots, is one place to find it. Over the past year, everyone on the news has been complaining about the coronavirus, but the truth is that my yellow fever has been really acting up. They seem to have exactly the kind of Far Eastern medicine I need for this blistering case of blue balls in this joint.

Where is XXX? XXX! Here!
When I first loaded HereXXX, I thought it was just another JAV tube with only Japanese Adult Video on it. Asian babes in dimly lit hotel rooms, sexy cosplay, and a few blurry-out cooters were the first things I noticed. Basically, everything you’d expect from a JAV tube.

After that, I gave it a closer look. The majority of the stills are uncensored, and the thumbnails instead of the DVD covers typically found on JAV-only websites feature screengrabs. Not only are the video titles written in Japanese and English, but also in Korean, Thai, and a few other languages. The header of HereXXX.com, which includes quick links to their sections for Chinese, Korean, and Japanese, also makes it clear that the website is pan-Asian in nature.

I also see a small amount of Western porno with white girls, but most of the beautiful Asian women are being slapped in front of me. The American offerings resemble the paysite samples you’ll find on other channels, featuring famous stars being slapped in 10-minute videos meant to entice you to sign up for a full membership. My review this morning gained a good half an hour and a fair amount of semen cleanup due to the addition of an interracial scene starring Eliza Ibarra.

The stash is deep and appears to be as hot as fuck. It turns out that the creamy film on the surface is all that remains of the front page. HereXXX’s Asian pornography collection spans thousands of pages and includes over 65,000 filthy movies. I clearly have a lot of work to do, so maybe it’s a good thing I’m stuck at home. That means I’ll have intense masturbation for a long time.)

The repercussions of that enormous collection are obvious to anyone with a strong mathematical background. Since HereXXX.com wasn’t even registered until the middle of 2019, it’s not like they built up that collection over a decade. I looked at some of the most recent content’s upload dates, and it turns out that dozens of new movies are added every day. In addition to the usual social media nonsense, you now have something new to obsess over for new content, and it’s much simpler to avoid than Facebook.

What Are These Women Involved In?
When I go to JAV sites, I always expect to see the most bizarre and bizarre depravity in the world lined up and on display, with only the blurred genitalia visible. My expectations were a little different because Here XXX is more of an all-around Asian tube. Although there aren’t as many pissed schoolgirls, office lady extreme XXX movies, or fake bus molesters on the front page as there are on some Japanese websites, there is a lovely selection of Asian porno subgenres to look at.

The Members Watching Now section shows me Japanese girls boned in uncensored content, Thai babes getting creampied, and a few different Korean blowjobs before I even leave the landing page. If you scroll down to the most recent uploads, you’ll find white lesbians having some BDSM fun, hentai with full-on fucking, Korean strippers shaking their T&A for rooms full of perverts, and foot fetish and BBC.

A concise list of fewer than thirty thumbnailed subgenres of smut can be found on the HereXXX.com Categories page. In comparison to the majority of porn sites or even Asian tubes, this list is definitely unusual. Their collection of 962 movies from Singapore, 13 movies from Vietnam, and 183 movies from Thailand fall into a number of ethnic categories. Their 7184 Chinese films, 5429 filed under China, and 284 listed under the Hong Kong label probably share some similarities.

Blowjob, Lesbian, and Anal, as well as JAV staples like Cosplay and Bukkake, are conspicuously absent. Some, like Korean BJ Uncensored and Korean BJ Lesbian, are more specific. In case you were wondering, the oddly named second group of Asian dykes does not have a lot of dicks sucking them.

If Here XXX also utilized Tags, as the majority of other video sites do, the short list of Categories wouldn’t be so bad. Due to the current setup, it will be difficult to locate particular sex acts, fetishes, body types, or scenarios unless they are listed in the video’s title. Although adding tags to new movies would improve organization, going through and indexing the 65k movies already in the collection would, admittedly, be an overwhelming task.

What is BJ for Korean Lesbians?
As I write this review of HereXXX, I’ve been taking a brief break from it from time to time, but it was time to get ready for my official fap test. I decided to start with one of the more recent Korean films on the menu because the majority of the Asian websites I’ve reviewed recently have been JAV spectacles. Since porn is technically illegal in both North Korea and South Korea, a lot of the smuggling you encounter has censorship issues similar to those in Japan. I figured that the KBJ Korean BJ Uncensored section on HereXXX.com would be my shortcut to the good stuff.

I believe that Here XXX simply uses the initials BJ as a generic abbreviation for sex. It can’t be BlowJob, though I’m not sure what it stands for. When I clicked through to the Korean BJ Uncensored aisle, I saw a lot of single girls doing erotic nude stretching, stripping, and rubbing their twats for live webcam peep shows.

This morning, I moved on to a „Korean BJ Lesbian“ film, which did not feature a BJ but did feature lesbians because all the solo material was a little too softcore for my taste. In the beginning, a thin girl and a bigger, more muscular woman sucked each other’s tits in bed. While they are touching their pussies and exposing their wet fingers to the camera, another Korean woman is off-camera talking to them.

It’s a nice, long, homemade Asian porno that lasts almost an hour. Even though the resolution isn’t quite up to par for today’s standards, I like how intimate the scene is. The tone is honest and raw, and the passion is exactly what you would expect from a good amateur film.

I discovered yet another significant selling point for Here XXX beneath the video player: Every movie on the website has a built-in button for downloading it. The only drawback is that you must first sign up for a free account, but that isn’t a lot of money to invest. When you give out your email address, you always run the risk of getting spam in the future. However, many pay sites these days will take your email address and money but won’t let you download.

During my visit to HereXXX, I did not encounter any spam at all with my adblocker activated. Sometimes it’s just a matter of going to a site on a good day when adblocker companies are winning the battle against ad companies and the site looks clean overall. Unlike some lesser Asian tubes, this is not a spam minefield.

Even though the library could use some more organization, there isn’t really anything bad to say about HereXXX.com or the content they provide. They are a welcome alternative for cultured perverts who want more than the typical collection of Japanese fuck films due to their extensive collection and inclusion of a variety of Asian countries. Check this out if you have yellow fever and are unsure whether you would prefer Japanese, Korean, Chinese, or Thai creampies for breakfast.