Loading...This morning, Cat3Movie.org showed up in my inbox. Just from the name, I had no idea what to expect. The majority of the porn sites I review have titles that give some indication of the kind of material they sell and how it is presented, such as „tube“ and „lesbian“ with XXXs sprinkled throughout. I assumed that this was some kind of instructional website for the neckbeards who show up in tactical gear to fix your Internet based on the name. If it were really only about networking cables, I wouldn’t be reviewing it at ThePornDude, as you probably already guessed.
Having said that, Cat 3 Movie is not the kind of website I normally spend my mornings cursing at. This one is just as good with a few hits from a bong and a bag of Funyuns as it is with Viagra and lubricating the old rubber butthole. Perverts with a dripping boner and a taste for the classics, as well as old-schoolers who get nostalgic for the days of brick-and-mortar video rental stores, are going to fucking love this. Cat3Movie provides a worldwide collection of vintage exploitation films, erotica, and rare films as a free streaming video service. Their traffic has been developing to the tune of almost 1,000,000 guests a month recently, so I realized I expected to realize firsthand what was going on with all the buzz.
Getting Strange with Cat 3 Movie At first, I wasn’t sure if the average PornDude visitor would be interested in Cat 3 Movie. That does not mean that it appeared to be a sterile location; For my readers, who typically come by with their pants around their ankles and their dicks all covered in lube, it just seemed like the wrong kind of fun. Shouty old grindhouse films and cheesy VHS relics filled with monsters, aliens, and bad guys with guns made up the New Movies selection at the top of the front page. Bad Bizness, a Master P vehicle released in 2003, receives the same front-page treatment as the 1958 film The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad. Get them to say, „Uhh!“
Of course, there’s a great deal of sex in a portion of these flicks, however it is surely different regarding unequivocality. It rarely comes close to the hardcore nature of the content I normally review on this site, but the titles already hint at some eroticism. When Man in a Cocked Hat came out in 1959, those female legs on the cover probably caused a scandal. In Assault of the Party Nerds 2, there is clearly some semi-SFW sexual hilarity from the mid-90s. The Detective of Heavy Petting.
To be honest, as soon as I saw all of the cult horror and crime films in the Cat3Movie.org collection, I saved the page to my bookmarks. Due to the collection’s deep and deeply irrational nature, film buffs and stoners alike can really get lost here. To put it mildly, the scope and size of the catalog are impressive, and they have organized it well by country, year, and category.
I caught a brief clip of The Third Eye, a 1966 Italian film that is sometimes regarded as a forerunner to the flurry of Giallo films that followed. In the movie’s Cat 3 Movie listing, I clicked the Italy link, which brought up 50 pages of spaghetti westerns, cannibal exploitation films, bloody crime thrillers, and classic erotica.
Let’s Talk Erotica I’ve been trying to hide the fact, but you all know that I wouldn’t be talking about erotica if you couldn’t rub one out with Cat3Movie.org running in your browser. The truth is that most of their catalog is devoted to vintage erotica and classic porn. The most recent additions to Classic Erotica and Asia Erotica Movies can be found on the front page, directly beneath the new choices under New Movies.
By selecting a category from the top drop-down menu, I can recall browsing the video store’s shelves. There are a lot of common genres like comedy, drama, science fiction, and western, but there are no saloon doors through which to get to the bad stuff. That is at the very top.
On Cat3Movie, there is a category called „Taboo,“ but the majority of the sex categories are a bit more general. The release date seems to be the main difference between their Classic Porn and Classic Erotica sections, with the classics being older. You can learn a lot about how sex has been presented „educationally“ over the years from a decent selection of Sex Education films. The personal hygiene films of the 1940s are far removed from the explicit how-to videos of today.
Additionally, Cat3Movie.org has a Newage Erotica section. I get that it has a weird title, but the site itself is weird, so I get it. The majority of the Newage music was released in the late 1990s or early 2010 or so.
Doodstream and other video streaming services host the films on Cat 3 Movie.
I mentioned Bat Pussy not only because it was pertinent to the subject at hand but also because it had just appeared on the front page. Weird and Sexy Films Every Day About a dozen more films have been added to the pile since I began writing this review. The catalog at Cat3Movie.org is growing at a breakneck pace. The awful 1992 Pierce Brosnan film The Lawnmower Man, which is not at all based on a Steven King story, a parody pornographic film titled The Da Vinci Coed, and an old Japanese bondage film titled In the Realm of Sex are also new additions today.
They’ve filed Dr. Jekyll and Mistress Hyde under Newage Erotica since it came out in 2003, making it another of today’s new additions. Before blocking me out with an error message stating that I am not permitted to use an adblocker while watching, the 88-minute movie appeared to load smoothly. I had to refresh the page and turn off my plugins, which naturally made the page look even worse. Before I could restart the movie, I was attacked by a few popups, so I flipped a few minutes ahead to see some titties.
Whether you’re just watching a violent old monster movie or cranking your dick to old-timey smut, watching Cat3Movie.org is without a doubt plagued by spam. All of the banner ads and pop-ups will be taken care of by a good anti-spam plugin, but when your plugin is turned on, video players won’t work. There will be good days and bad days for the spam situation here because spam and the plugins that block it are always changing. However, you almost certainly will have to deal with some spam.
The compromise will, in my opinion, be worth it for the majority of perverts, horror fans, and movie buffs. There is a lot of weird and kinky crap in Cat 3 Movie that you won’t find anywhere else. You’ll have to pay for it through advertisements or cash even if you find it. Many of these movies are available on streaming services like Midnight Pulp, which cost five dollars and require you to watch ads every few minutes. Although Cat3Movie may display a few pop-ups, it is arguably less intrusive than stopping the movie for a few minutes to display advertisements.
Cat3Movie.org’s dirty films are softer than most modern perverts are used to, but fans of old erotica already knew that. The depth of the site’s depravity is not its strength; rather, the site attracts a lot of visitors by providing a diverse selection of weird old movies and old-timey pornography. If you like classic smut or just don’t like Netflix, you should check it out.
