Loading...Want to purchase some pornography from AdultEmpire? Like all of the other porn sites, the smut shop I’m looking at today lets you stream hot, fresh fuck movies and buy DVDs. AdultEmpire has been around for long enough to be proficient in both. Additionally, they have a huge selection of sex toys.
Adult Video Empire has been serving up porn for a very long time. At the beginning of the new millennium, in the year 2000, when everyone thought Y2K would cause all computers to explode, the domain was registered. When discussing anything on the Internet, that is outdated.
I truly believe that the store’s willingness to change with the times is the key to its longevity. For a number of years, DVD and glossy porn rag sales have been declining, forcing websites and dank highway porn shops all over the world to close. AdultEmpire continues to thrive. Why is this?
They have a leg up on their brick-and-mortar rivals because they are online. Who wants to drive to the shady part of town, put themselves in danger of knifefights with diseased hoboes, and pick up a few anal sex movies there? The fact that you can’t get a toothless blowjob from a crack whore for ten bucks out back is the only drawback of AdultEmpire’s location.
That still does not provide an explanation for their prolonged existence. Regardless of whether they are shopping online or in that filthy shack with the neon XXX sign, the majority of porn users under the age of one hundred simply do not purchase DVDs.
Check out the list of what they have to offer in the header or sidebar on the left. AdultEmpire has On Demand video and even a Rental section in addition to the usual dirty DVDs and dildos that one would expect to find in an adult store.
Everything now makes sense. They are selling physical media for grandfathers who just got their Viagra prescription filled in addition to the formats that the majority of perverts are jacking off to. Given that the majority of websites no longer sell physical media, this is an effective marketing strategy.
The (Old) Netflix of Porn I first went to the DVD Rental section out of curiosity. In the early days of Netflix, before everyone had fast Internet, I remember renting DVDs in this manner.
The prices aren’t bad at all. There is a free trial of three days, two at a time. That typically costs around $18 per month, although more DVDs can be included in more expensive plans. Although it is more than Netflix’s current DVD plan, the brand-new Jules Jordan Video, Up My Asian Ass 2, is not available on Netflix.
It’s pretty easy to use. Put your own layer of stickiness on some sticky DVDs that have been sent to you, then put them back in the mail. Repeat until you become an exhausted, shriveled wreck of a man. Disclaimer: Remember to drink plenty of fluids during long sessions of wanking, and try not to actually get semen on rental DVDs.)
If you prefer not to pay the membership fee, they also offer an a la carte rental option. Although it states that DVDs start at $1.99 per disk, many of the listings I looked at did not offer a la carte rentals. However, most of them were available for purchase or VOD viewing.
Over 40,000 pornographic movies are available for rent at AdultEmpire. I was reminded of the old porn store days as I looked at row after row of glossy DVD covers with stylized text and a lot of naked flesh. It is unquestionably simpler to browse than the shelves that were replenished by the hunched-over mute at my previous smut stop.
Easy-As-Fuck Smut Browsing From the Rental area, I clicked the Browse Categories button to access the master genres list. I really like the way this is set up at AdultEmpire.
There are hundreds of different subgenres of pornography on this fairly extensive list. Face sitting, public sex, and the first double penetration can all be witnessed by blondes, grandmothers, Asians, and maids. You are able to read lists.
The fact that you can browse DVD, VOD, Blu-ray, or Rentals with the same list of categories is a really cool feature. At the top, select your format. The most important change is the number of options for each delivery method. For instance, Anal has almost 14,000 DVDs and VODs, but only 109 Blu-rays and 4,058 rentals.
It’s Time to Play The format list that can be found at the very top of the categories page actually looks like this: Sex Toys, DVD, Video On Demand, and Rental In case you were wondering, the categories for sex toys are distinct from the ones for movie formats.
But whatever, it seems like the wrong place for it. This is the Categories page, and the toys do have categories. It goes a lot further than the various dildos, rubber fists, and Fleshlights you discovered in your mother’s dresser.
There are a plethora of sex toys available here. Do you need a Butt Plug? There are more than 350 varieties on AdultEmpire. There are a lot of Penis Pumps, Pussy Pumps, and Pussy And Ass Combos to choose from. Glass Toys, Inflatable Toys, Silicone Toys, and Jelly Toys abound for you to fist-pump with.
Over a thousand items are available in the Water and Splash Proof Toys section, surpassing the „adult superstore“ nearby. The Asses section has some nice, round 222 asses, and realistic White girl buttholes start around thirteen bucks. Hey, similar to the trailer park!
Hot Girls Fucking On Demand I next checked out the Video On Demand section because that’s my favorite way to watch porn. With rows upon rows of DVD covers, it is nearly identical to the Rental section.
AdultEmpire is compatible with Roku, according to a banner on the side. This is excellent news if you want to watch Lisey Sweet get gangbangled in Gangbang Me 4 on television.
I clicked on the cover of Brace Face 3 because I love braces-clad women who look innocent. Despite the fact that I discovered the page from the VOD section, AdultEmpire offers me four viewing options. Anastasia Knight can be watched on DVD, Pay Per Minute, as a HD download, or as a HD 2-day rental.
A brief trailer features the FBI’s anti-piracy warning and an Adults Only notice for half of it. Despite the fact that the icon appears in the preview, Chromecast was not mentioned anywhere near the Roku image I had previously seen. I clicked it so I could watch Kizzy Sixx swallowing cum on my television for a few seconds.
If you scroll down a bit more, you’ll also find screenshots of each scene in the movie. I can view previews of each and purchase individual scenes.
The best choice is the two-day rental, which currently costs less than $5. If I make this a routine, these could really add up.
I don’t think the price of the DVD or download is worth it. I could sign up for a month with one of the major premium websites for the price of a few movies on AdultEmpire. These days, they usually come with downloads, which makes them a better deal than this one. AdultEmpire, on the other hand, may be your only option if you cannot locate it anywhere else.
Go Unlimited You could also subscribe to AdultEmpire’s Unlimited service. It costs less than most premium websites, around $25 per month.
Although HD streaming access to over 61 thousand movies and 260 thousand scenes is included in the Unlimited plan, it does not appear to include downloads. That collection is quite impressive and, in all honesty, much more cost-effective than the movie I just rented.
By adapting to the times and ensuring the satisfaction of their customers, AdultEmpire.com has remained a successful online retailer of sex toys and pornography. To that end, if you spend enough, they even give you free gifts and shipping. If you want to spend some of your paycheck on sex items, check out their selection.
