Loading...Have you recently been to the Fap House? I’m not referring to going to your mother-in-law’s house, where your wife tells you that you can’t fuck in the guest room, causing you to rub out loads of explosives in the bathroom (“ Honey, I swear, I just have the meatloaf from your mother! I’m actually referring to a brand-new premium website that debuted at the start of April. They entered the online porn market with a colossal foresight, amassing a following at a rate that would make any smuggler envious; They already receive over 30 million monthly visits after just a few months.
So, tell me, what’s the Faphouse.com secret? One of my goals for this morning is to figure it out and add sperm to this old gym sock. Their primary gimmick may hold the key to their success, in my opinion: They are offering a single price for all full-length pornos from numerous sources. I’ve always been a deal hound, especially when it comes to making my morning snacking routines even more productive. Let me lubricate the old Johnson and take a look without further ado.
Big Studios, Big Stars, and Big Tits When I first accessed Faphouse, I truly believed it to be yet another free tube. It was definitely a higher-end free tube because of how beautiful the presentation is, but at first glance, it feels more free tube than premium. I think it’s because they start you off with a wall of thumbnails rather than the big auto-playing video that you get on most big pay sites these days.
The fact that they have videos from a lot of well-known people in smut also made me think it was a tube. Tubes typically offer an even wider selection due to the inclusion of all samples, whereas premium networks frequently combine their various brands under a single umbrella. I saw movies from Pure Taboo, Girlsway, Sis Loves Me, Kink, and Girlfriend Films as soon as I arrived at the Faphouse landing page. Nearly 5,000 studios are listed in the Studios section, including numerous major players like Shoplyfter, Naughty America, Jules Jordan, Analized, and Blacked. Many of them will be familiar to viewers of porn.
It goes without saying that they also have a lot of well-known pornstars because they publish content from so many well-known studios. When I tried to type in my favorite girls into the search bar, I got a lot of results for almost every girl I tried, including Estella Bathory, Riley Reid, Brooklyn Gray, Krystal Swift, and Abella Danger. Mia Khalifa was the only notable exception, but keep in mind that she only shot a few movies during her brief time in the full-on pornographic film industry.
The wide range of sex genres and fetishes they cater to also led me to believe it was a free tube. Although paysites typically have a theme, these guys are all over the place. Stepsister lesbian sex, anal with the boss’s husband, interracial creampies, the hardcore group BDSM, German orgies, pregnant mothers arranging for their unborn child to meet a big-ass, one-eyed snake monster in the womb, and even a few scenes in which the woman pees on herself are included. All of that is on the front page!
Naturally, if you have a keen eye, as I do, there are indications that this is a premium website. One of the biggest is that all of the thumbnails on the front have full-length movie titles stamped on them. That happens occasionally with the subpar tubes, but most of the time, they also come with a half-assed, outdated presentation and a ton of spam. Even though the movies are just as filthy as you perverts had hoped, the layout of this website is spotless.
What is the cost of all this sex?
When you try to click one of those alluring thumbs up front, you’ll get the final confirmation that this is a paysite. Even though Faphouse is generous and gives you a lot of free samples in the form of movie trailers, these are all samples. There is a button below each that lets you GET THE FULL VIDEO, which naturally takes you to the signup page.
I was hard as a rock and dripping in my drawers after glancing at the brief, looping preview for a Mommy’s Girl movie starring Scarlett Sage and Jelena Jensen. The girls were having pink tacos for lunch while making out, scissoring, sucking toes and titties, and making out. What can a horny man do when I really wanted to see everything? To find out how much it would cost me, I clicked that GET FULL VIDEO button.
I was really expecting Faphouse.com memberships to cost the industry-standard thirty dollars per month that you pay for at most paysites given the number of studios on the menu and the length of all the films. It turns out that Faphouse costs a lot less than your typical high-end restaurant. The monthly cost is just ten dollars, and the annual cost is only six dollars. Although their lifetime rate is fifty dollars more than what I charge at PornDudeCasting, it is still a reasonable price to enter that all-you-can-eat smut buffet until you are dead or your dick stops working.
After looking at a paysite’s price, the question is, „Well, how much do you get for that price?“ Dudes, this nonsense is out of control. Although the website has only been online for a short time, it already contains more than 300,000 videos. Although they are expanding at such a rapid rate that the number listed on the signup page is incorrect.) They’re going a lot harder than any other paysite I can think of, adding to the pile frequently like any good paysite. If I’m spending money, I like to see at least one update every week. However, Faphouse.com is adding 200 new videos every day.
Over a quarter of a million full-length dirty movies? Hundreds of thousands of Pornos Should I skip to one of these fake-taboo movies, avoid a lesbian trio, or get all kinky in their huge collection of fetish movies? They have a nice Categories index with about a hundred different pornographic genres and fetishes, as well as the big-ass Studios directory I mentioned earlier. However, I am somewhat disappointed that there is not a similar index for all of the pornstars.
I made the decision to begin my official Faphouse.com fap test with a recently added movie. Teen Fucked By Best Friend’s Parents At Family Holiday is an hour-long Pure Taboo film (18+). The site clearly ain’t holding back on data transmission, since it began playing flawlessly in HD when I hit the Play button. Although it does not support 4K, the 1080p resolution looks stunning on my laptop.
If you are familiar with Pure Taboo, you are already aware of their cinematic style and high production values. Our heroine finally appears to be in bed with her friend’s parents after a lengthy set-up. The actual action starts around the 17-minute mark, when the pussy-eating and pants finally come off. Despite the fact that it is a fantastic fuck flick, I can’t help but think that the male talent looks a lot like a younger version of the famous crazy dead man John McAfee.
Although Faphouse surprised me by including downloads as part of its membership, I believe OnlyFans has revived the streaming-only streaming trend. Because of this, it is an even better value for people who want to build up their offline porn library in case society completely collapses. You’ll be able to trade those SD cards for things like food, gas, and ammunition, and you’ll get a lot of good fakes.
My opinion is that Faphouse.com is the best. This is without a doubt one of the best deals I’ve seen recently in pornography, which explains why their traffic exploded right away. There are movies in almost every genre in the extensive library, which features films from some of the best studios and pornstars in the business. Indeed, even the profound specialty obsession monstrosities will have a ton of fun with this one. Seriously, go check it out, people. You can look through the entire catalog before making a purchase, and I think you’ll like what you see.
