Loading...When I watch French porn, why do I always feel so fancy? While buttering up my long, throbbing baguette, I feel like I should open a nice bottle of wine and eat some snails. Remember to remove the fromunda cheese first for the neckbeards in mom’s basement.) I’m in exactly that kind of mood because someone recently sent me a link to Jacque et Michel Elite.
Jacquie et Michel, also known as „the leading group in pornography in France,“ is the company that brought you JacquieEtMichelElite.com. They run a few dozen porn sites, but the blurb at the bottom says that this Elite unit „specializes in high-end X movies and streaming.“ I’m not the only one who is having trouble with the smut on the landing page: Every day, thousands of people visit them. Let’s see what those liars are observing.
The layout of Jacquie et Michel Elite is not all that dissimilar to that of the majority of contemporary premium websites. You can tell this isn’t some shady business by the way it looks and feels. The screenshots further demonstrate that this is truly high-end hardware.
From the jump, they don’t immediately taunt you with intense, up-close penetration. The majority of the grabs are fairly softcore, with most of the genitals hidden from view and even most of the nipples covered. Some of the hot women are familiar to me. The page features some top-notch porn stars like Anissa Kate, Emma Klein, and Lucy Heart. Even personal favorites like Valentina Nappi and Adriana Chechik have been known to appear here.
Movie posters and video covers, in my opinion, are becoming a lost art as online videos increasingly dominate adult media. I appreciate Jacquie et Michele Elite’s efforts to produce captivating title images that pique your interest and make you wonder about these blokes‘ adventures.
Jacky, which appears to be an X-rated parody of Joker, is one of the most prominent ones they are currently advertising. On one side of the dimly lit poster, an ominous man in clown makeup occupies the entire side, flanked on either side by a few topless bimbos on those iconic stairs. A screengrab shows our antagonist grabbing the dick of another guy while grabbing a woman from behind.
Ass 117, a brand-new Asian porn, also exists: The adventures of a sexy, black-haired MILF with enormous natural jugs are the focus of the group sex flick Operation Nippone, which is set on a farm. I like the variety of X-rated content I’ve already seen, which includes everything from BBW beach bangs to tyrannical babysitters manipulating their children.
Naturally, the Jacquie et Michel smut is a component of the formula at JacquieEtMichelElite.com. They’ve additionally got content from many global pornography studios. If you don’t have the money for a membership, I wouldn’t even bother looking because the menu includes some big names like DDF and DevilsFilm. I’m so dry and hard that I’m ready to go inside and take a good look!
What is the premium we’re discussing?
You can get a trial of JacquieEtMichelElite for slightly less than 5 euros, according to a banner at the top. That only lasts for a day, though, if you read the fine print. That’s a little bit pricey, but so is the regular price.
You can get regular access for 40 euros per month, which is about 50 percent more than a typical premium site. However, downloads are not even included in that. The full, unadulterated package will set you back a whopping 60 euros per month. Holy f*cking crap!
If you’re going to pay such a high premium, it’s even more important to know how much smut you actually get access to on any website. Over 800 movies are in JacquieEtMichelElite.com’s collection as of this writing. This includes 787 films from other porno studios in their Elite Selection, 54 of which were produced by Jacquie & Michel.
Those figures are impressive. Using one of the larger premium networks is the only way to surpass those in terms of sheer volume of pornography. If you only buy in bulk, you might be better off with one of those memberships because of the cost. At Jacque et Michel Elite, there is a lot of quantity, but the site is all about quality, as we will see.
Members will receive an abundance of fresh fake news each month thanks to their regular updates. The schedule for the original content is, well, a little unusual. On the big networks I mentioned, the majority of pay sites update at least once a week, sometimes even every day. At the beginning of each month, JacquieEtMichelElite uploads a large number of scenes, adding four new Elite scenes to the collection.
Although the Elite films are merely the in-house selection at Jacque et Michel Elite, four scenes per month is not really anything to write home about. Actually, the number of movies from other studios is growing much faster. A couple dozen full-length fuck films were added to their Elite Selection last month.
Fapping to Jacque et Michel Elite I’m more interested in the products referred to as Jacque et Michel Elite than the elite selection itself. I’m just in time for a quartet of 4K porn scenes because it’s the beginning of the month. In the thumbnails, three of the four have threesomes. Each of these new scenes is a part of the Joker-themed Jacky movie I saw advertised outside, even though I didn’t realize it at first.
The blonde babe getting her twat stretched out in the scene titled William Takes Advantage of the Waitresses is my favorite among the hot thumbnails. In order to give us a better view, a friend with dark hair is offering assistance, flaunting her tongue and spreading that hottie’s advances. Jacque and Michel Elite definitely know how to choose them!
When I press the Play button, playback begins immediately. After a brief logo for Jacquie et Michel Elite, we see a clown applying makeup. A sexy bitch immediately comes up, reaches down his pants, and grabs herself a handful of dick. Clowns aren’t known for being the studliest motherfuckers. A glittery, clumpy, and sticky slime covers her hand as it emerges. As she shows everyone the sparkly clown cum, everyone laughs. Our guy is embarrassed, probably not because his jizz looks like a disco ball but because he came so quickly.
Even if they weren’t speaking French, the atmosphere still screams French. Strings are playing in the background, and the editing and camerawork are much more polished than you’ll find in Los Angeles pornos without going too far into boring erotica territory. Our hero is shown having a bad time at the bar in a brief montage before sulking on a bridge when the thumbnail’s sluts approach him.
Going Underground for a Bang Back The two babes immediately whip his dick out and begin sharing at an underground apartment that resembles the Ninja Turtles‘ sewer lair. The brunette removes her top and begins to grind his shaft between her titties. Before Blondie gets her first chance at the top, the sucking goes on for some time.
The educatedness of the introduction gives approach to genuinely straight-forward, basic camerawork that provides us with various extraordinary perspectives on the activity. The girls sing in the language of ecstatic whimpers, groans, and moans instead of a musical soundtrack. They quickly become loud, which may indicate that the girls are calling it in. I know otherwise from the expressions on their faces and eyes; These women long for it and adore it!
Some of you won’t like that the guy wears rubber shoes. Before turning the girls around and poking their arses, I wonder if he changes it. I checked out a little and it seems to be the First class films at JacquieEtMichelElite regularly have condoms, however they’re undeniably more uncommon in the Tip top Determination by different studios.
Although JacquieEtMichelElite.com is more expensive than your typical pay site, the exclusive movies‘ high quality is the main reason you pay for them. The Elite films are the collection’s real meat because they show the work that established Jacquie and Michel as world-class pornographers. The membership plan is rounded out by hundreds of additional movies from international sex studios, providing you with a constant supply of sexually explicit content.
