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Who do you think would prevail in a battle between Plants and Cunts? I don’t think there is a flower, herb, or weed in real life that takes the initiative to attack, but in hentai, I’ve seen some pretty weird stuff. However, when the link first appeared in my DMs, I wasn’t expecting a botanical-themed... [Read the full review]
I once contracted paralysis as a child. It took place pretty casually: I was not going to let that delicious, rainbow-colored tube of sugar and smashed pears go to waste just because it had become filthy after I dropped my Fruit Roll-Up in the sand. Even though I’ve become a proudly filthy man, I still... [Read the full review]
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