I’ve been watching a lot of banana movies, and it’s not just because I like the long, scrumptious, and often seedless fruit. No, the bananas on the platform are only there as a metaphor. I think the bananas are used in the title to represent something else that is long and much harder than even the ripest plantains. So, who is ready to stuff a banana that has been peeled into an old gym sock?
BananaMovies.org is a free collection of high-quality sample movies. The majority of free porn sites are nothing more than collections of roughly 12-minute sample scenes; however, the goal of these sites is to keep visitors fapping through lengthy sessions. Their traffic statistics indicated that I would be extremely satisfied before I even opened the stash for myself; They attract close to one million visitors each month, which is not possible with a poor collection. Let’s get started on making some banana pudding, shall we?
My Banana is Raging Hard and Ready From the moment I opened the front page, I knew BananaMovies was special. I’m sure you are already familiar with the typical free tube format unless you just joined the internet today. Almost every other website presents you with a wall of movie thumbnails from the most recent sex flicks, but this one has a slightly different layout. As a professional masturbator, this seemingly insignificant detail spoke volumes in a matter of seconds.
The thumbnails in this case are video covers, not screengrabs, as the audience’s older members are familiar with from the era of VHS and DVD pornography. They’re almost as explicit as you’d expect from screencaps, but their presentation is a little more polished. Although I’m not exactly old, I honestly miss the artistic quality of promotional materials like these. It hasn’t disappeared, but it rarely gets the spotlight it deserves like it does here.
The runtimes stamped on them will suffice to reveal the Banana Movies ploy if those tiny images do not. On the front page, there are a few scenes that are shorter than an hour, but the majority of the catalog here is made up of porno movies and compilations with multiple scenes. A good paysite, like PornDudeCasting, has movies that are about 45 minutes long, but many banana movies are at least two hours long.
Additionally, it is not a collection of off-brand nonsense. They are putting content samples from major studios, well-known producers, and well-known paysites on these virtual shelves. I had seen films from Private, New Sensations, Sweetheart Video, DigitalSin, 21Sextury, and Spizzoo before I left the front page, just to name a few more well-known brands. Movies from dozens of major studios can be quickly accessed via a Studios drop-down menu.
How Many Ways Can You Be Nasty While Watching Video?
My friends, just wait until you see the spread. Given the known quantities on the menu, it should come as no surprise that they have all manner of depravity going on around here. You can choose from straight-up orgies, interracial finger cuffing, schoolgirl cock riding, and hardcore lesbian encounters.
Because the major studios do not produce much in the way of genuine fetish content, websites that concentrate on high-quality films and content produced by big-name studios frequently overlook the actual kinksters in the audience. In this regard, BananaMovies.org surprised me by revealing some extra-freaky content among the new releases, including BBWs, BDSM, and even some trampling femdom. Who wants to be trampled on by a pretty woman?
Unfortunately, I was unable to locate a comprehensive list of tags. However, it appears that tags are well implemented, so the search bar should theoretically allow you to locate anything you seek. Having said that, for any search term I entered, I received odd, seemingly random results. I had better luck clicking tags in the video descriptions, which consistently brought up content belonging to the same genres.
The pornstars on Banana Movies share a similar story. As one would expect from a site that hosts so many movies produced by major studios, they have a lot of well-known pornstars and rising stars. Although they probably have thousands of tagged pornstars, there is only a small menu of them to choose from. Again, no matter what name I typed in the box, the search bar seemed to bring up any movies, but clicking names worked better.
Additionally, BananaMovies.org provides the somewhat peculiar option of browsing by year. Outside of vintage porn sites, I rarely see a menu of years displayed so prominently, but this archive dates back to 2012. They haven’t listed 2023 or 2024 yet for some reason, but don’t worry. They are still accumulating new, recently released content.
Fifteen Years of Constant Fucking
I think the dates recorded in the video depictions are unique delivery dates, not transfer dates, which makes it hard to tell how rapidly the assortment is developing. It is safe to assume that they are consistently adding new high-quality pornos samples due to the size of the stash and the site’s recent inception.
You would still have enough fake news to keep you going for years even if they stopped today. Since they already have approximately 130,000 movie samples, I’m honestly taken aback by its size and scope. That would be impressive even on a standard television, which makes it even more impressive when they focus on full-on movies. That’s nearly 15 years of nonstop fucking, sucking, and other sexual tomfoolery, assuming that each movie lasts about an hour.
If you go to the header and click the Porn Scenes link, you’ll see a typical spread of filthy movie thumbnails, just like you would on any other tube. However, in contrast to other videos on YouTube, the porn scenes in the Banana Movies are also of high quality. As of this writing, they have approximately 27,000 sample scenes. The shorter ones typically start around 20 minutes long, and there are plenty of longer pictures to settle in for a nice, long wank.
And movies can also be downloaded?
After a while of looking around, it was time for my favorite part of work: the official test for fap. The hardest part of starting a collection of this size is deciding where to start. I thought I’d start with something new, but I ended up with a beautiful assortment of naughty lesbians, horny redheads, Japanese MILFs, and playful wives.
I was enticed to watch the New Sensations movie Model Perfect by Angela White’s gorgeous face and massive tits. You shouldn’t have any issues with dead links because BananaMovies provides a good number of mirrors for their movie streams. The two-hour movie started smoothly as soon as I hit the Play button, so I didn’t have to mess with any of the alternates. A brief montage showcasing what’s to come and who’s involved follows a brand logo.
Naturally, the film was of the highest possible quality; It is a New Sensations movie with Angela, Kenna James, and Elena Koshka as chicks. BananaMovies delivered where it mattered, despite the fact that scenes on a tube are not always representative of the tube itself. I shook my dick at the screen as the movie moved along without a hitch.
It also gets better. They also provide a few distinct download links for each movie, reducing the number of dead links found on the worse tubes once more. I didn’t have to wait hours for every download I tried because it wasn’t even like the usual file locker services I expected. Collectors will find a treasure trove here.
My only real complaint about BananaMovies is the abundance of advertisements. These guys hit you hard from the spam hose, as is typical on free porn channels, and they don’t stop. I still had to close a lot of tabs that kept appearing when I clicked anything, even though I had my two adblockers running. The additional clicks were, in the end, a small price to pay for unlimited access to this collection.
The reasons why BananaMovies.org is a winner in my book are blatant. If you signed up for every brand on the platform, their collection would cost a lot of money, but they’re getting us all hooked up for nothing. The place is filled to the brim with famous pornstars in some of their best and best-produced material, covering just about every category you could possibly fake. I am aware of my schedule for the remainder of the day.