Loading...I prepared a Fapnado earlier today, and I’d call it a piece of a solid, adjusted breakfast, alongside my espresso, my Cap’n Crunch and my bowl brimming with faux pas pills. You can even enjoy it on the go if you’re in a hurry, as I did, despite receiving odd looks from other Uber passengers. However, that is just one day in the life of a welcoming neighborhood PornDude. Some people simply lack respect for the grind!
Because I’m simply enjoying the website exactly as it was intended, I have no doubt that the people behind Fapnado.com would not have the same complaints as I do. On this video channel, free pornography is the norm, which explains why they receive three million visitors per month. That kind of traffic is not your thing when you give out crap. I had to lube up and give it a shot because I was curious about what all those peasants were shaking their dicks at.
Quick! Take cover! A Fapnado is it!
Fapnado is one of the free tubes with a more modern appearance that I’ve seen recently in terms of presentation. They have a classy logo, and the front-page thumbnails‘ round corners give the site a more contemporary vibe than the usual hard-edged blocks. My spam filter doesn’t let a single ad through, and I don’t see any unsightly empty spaces where the spam might be if my browser wasn’t covered in condoms. That is in contrast to a joint like Pornhub, which has mastered the art of sneaking ads past your defenses.
The thumbnails are typical of pornography. Fapnado’s front-page spread is mostly sourced from the major studios and pay sites, with a stray bit of taboo hentai near the top of the screen. However, the majority of the new tubes that have been popping up recently appear to focus on OnlyFans content and social media sluts. My dick began to become hard and drippy shortly after loading the site due to the lovely mix of professional pornographic content.
Permit me to be more unambiguous. When the link arrived in my DMs, the very first things I saw were teenage nymphos going wild in the back of a taxi, a MILF getting bathed by her stepson, and Abella Danger bouncing her ass on the ding-dong of a lucky guy. There are interracial scenes, facial cumshots, lesbians going down on each other, intense anal excitement, teachers gagging on huge student cocks, and even a wrinkled, gray-haired grandmother getting some action for the first time in a long time.
Although Abella was the first chick I recognized, the entire establishment is overflowing with well-known pornstars. I immediately spotted such large names as Whitney Wright, Adriana Chechik (recover soon), Casey Calvert and Emily Willis. On the PornDudeCasting couch, I even saw a number of the women I had hit, including Gia Derza, Lauren Phillips, Savannah Bond, and Apryl Rein. Dammit, I feel like a great person!
Major Sluts from Major Studios I’m not sure if you know this, but if your pornographic operation is nothing more than a shabby, run-of-the-mill operation, you can’t really hire major pornstars. Even though I’m the world-famous PornDude, even I had trouble meeting sluts like Natasha Nice, Eliza Ibarra, and Gianna Dior before I started my own paysite. Nah, generally, these young ladies just work with laid out players in the game.
which is precisely what you will discover in the archives of Fapnado.com. They have recordings from the absolute greatest studios, makers and paysites. Big-ass selections from places like Brazzers, Bangbros, Pure Taboo, and Girlfriends Films can be found via the links in the header’s Sites drop-down menu. Sites like Blacked, Reality Kings, Family Strokes, MetArt, and True Anal make up the comprehensive picture menu. You will probably find a lot of your usual fap material within, unless your favorites are obscure studios producing deep-niche fetish content.
Site Of The Week is a section of Fapnado. This week, Brazzers holds the title, so I clicked through to see their collection of brand-related merchandise. No fucking poop, they have almost 1,000 recordings from Brazzers alone. Since Fapnado is not a pirate channel, the majority of the scenes only last about eight minutes. The typical person whacks off for ten to fifteen minutes prior to popping, so pick astutely.
I’m not ashamed to say that I stopped writing this review for eight minutes. When you take into account the time spent cleaning up and the numerous hours I spent hiding behind a dumpster while the police searched for me, then I guess it was a few more minutes. I swear, you skipped one Fapnado movie at the Starbucks counter, and everyone thinks you’re a scumbag.
I was intrigued by the enormous collection of Brazzers films. How many sex flicks are in the entire library if they have this many videos from one paysite? Tubes will sometimes list all of the videos because it’s a great way to show off, but other times I have to go to the bottom of the pile and figure out some numbers on my own. I was unable to obtain a precise count due to the layout of Fapnado.com, which makes doing this much more difficult.
I am confident in stating that Fapnado.com easily hosts tens of thousands of free pornographic videos. Sincerely, it could easily be in the hundreds of thousands, but I’m only using what I can see. Any random website from their list starts to add up quickly. They have, for instance, 400 films from True Anal, 450 films from Pure Taboo, 600 films from Monsters Of Cock, 755 videos from Reality Kings, over 800 films from Girlsway for lesbians, and 900 films from Girlfriend Films. All of that is also merely a drop in the ocean.
Man, It Simply Don’t Stop
Porn libraries of this size don’t simply appear out of nowhere for the time being. It takes time to build them. Although I don’t know if they’ve been active since 2016, the Fapnado.com domain has been around since 2016. Recently, they’ve been extremely active. They’re adding many new recordings consistently.
Within the past five hours, the site has added all 24 movies listed on the first page of Fapnado’s Latest Releases. I had to flip to page four in order to find anything new that had been added in the past. This is the kind of website that you can return to repeatedly throughout the day to find something new. In other words, it’s a place I’d like to visit!
The present been a decent day for new recordings. In just the top row, there is a chubby chaser movie with a chunky redhead, an Asian hottie getting creampied, and a lesbian pillow fight that turns nasty quickly. It’s a gorgeous batch of new releases with babes like Yua Saiki, Joslyn James, and Nadia White humming their heads off in films from companies like BangBros, BlackedRaw, Naughty America, and Brazzers.
That aforementioned pillow fight starring Eliza Ibarra, Emma Hix, and Gabbie Carter was my choice for the official start of my fake test. Gabbie drops her skirt after Emma and Eliza take off their shirts in the beginning of the video. They whack each other with cushions and laugh as the garments continue to fall off. We are shown, one minute in, the three girls lying in bed, completely naked. Although the actual winner of the pillow fight is unknown, I believe it to be the viewers. Sincerely, I believe it is time for me to conclude this review so that I can fully indulge in the pussy eating.
In my opinion, Fapnado.com is a winner. They adopt a somewhat unexpected strategy in comparison to the anything-goes tubes out there, deciding to zero in on excellent scenes from the greatest and best studios and paysites on the planet. Visitors will be able to select from thousands of high-definition movies starring the gorgeous women who already live in your filthiest fap fantasies rather than having to wade through a mountain of amateur scenes of subpar quality and 14-second OnlyFans videos. How could a deviant possibly want anything more?
