Will We Jerk? During my trial, I told the judge that sometimes website names make me think of tutorials. I laid the blame on Facebook, but he didn’t buy it. If you break someone’s nose with your copy of smut, you won’t be arrested because of the instructions in the name of the next website. If you are caught masturbating on the bus, LetsJerk has a better chance of busting you.
An article about the availability of 14 free pornographic tubes for every living person was published in Wired last month. LetsJerk.is joins the ranks as the number grows. Despite the fact that Neil DeGrasse Tyson has lost his credibility as a result of the woke nonsense, he is concerned that the tubes will acquire consciousness and pose a threat to humanity. When the dick-bots force your family to work deep in the fist mines in roughly 20 years, you fools will be sorry.
HD Videos, Like Some Shit or from the Future At the very top of the page, above the logo, some wild claims that I’ve never seen on a porn site: “ LetsJunk is now available on mobile devices, so you can watch free HD porn videos.
Holy f*cking crap! They actually have pornography in high definition! Oh, my goodness! It’s no cost! With a dildo, fuck my sister! LetsJerk is also usable on my phone!
I hope that one day websites will stop touting fundamental features as if they are doing you a favor. Yes, HD is required because I am not ranting about the Nintendo Gameboy. Since the other tubes are, it should be free. People always seem to know what’s up when I tell them I’m going to take a shit and then bring my laptop with me, so it better work on my phone as well.
Since they all do it, I’m not even really focusing on LetsJerk. Another typical example is this site.
In fact, the front page appears to be typical of a tube in every way. A simple header with a search bar is followed by a wall of extreme sex flicks.
Let’s scream! What’s for Dinner?
LetsJerk ought to shout about their awesome selection rather than boasting about the crap that comes with every free tube. Actually, I suppose there is no need to shout. These thumbnails do the job perfectly.
Just five minutes ago, a new scene showed Valentina Nappi sitting on a man’s lap with her pants off and her tits out, ready to fuck. She has recently become one of my favorite pornstars, but without even scrolling the page, I see a lot of familiar faces, names, and pussies. In the most recent video, Cherie Deville is pulling some guy’s pud in the shower while Adriana Chechik is riding a hard cock.
According to the thumbnail, the Adriana film Shut and Fuck Me was uploaded just one minute ago. That simply isn’t true. As I typed everything above, I refreshed the page multiple times, but nothing has changed. Regardless, LetsJerk appears to update approximately half a dozen times per day. That might be a little slow for a tube, but hopefully the quality will make up for it. The weaker porn that clogs the majority of tubes is definitely not what I see.
I had to see this Valentina movie. Jerks Jerking It to LetsJerk Surprisingly, the video page is clean. My spam plugin takes care of any ads. When I clicked Play, no pop-up window appeared. Instead, a scene lasting 35 minutes started playing without any buffering.
Within 30 seconds, Valentina enters a man’s home by knocking on his door and stripping herself. At least according to the gripping pornographic storyline, dude does not even know her. For some reason, his basement is decorated exactly like a strip club.
If you want to watch Valentina dance in slow motion, the video player has a speed control. Strangely, you can’t change the quality of the video. The website boasts about its HD video, but seriously. That’s essential.
You can share this via email, Facebook, Twitter, or Reddit by clicking the social media button that is located below the video. At least based on the tags, let your 4 pity followers and grandma know that you like Big Ass, Big Naturals, Big Tits, and HD Porn.
The Download button will make you happy, hoarders. It provides you with a simple, quick Openload link, so you will have something to fake even if they cut off your Internet, you goddamn cheapskater.
LetsJerk features music from PureTaboo, NaughtyAmerica, Bangbros and Blacked, Brazzers and Mofos, and Double-Ended Dildos. Anal films, interracial gangbangs, lesbian films, taboo hookups, and full-length orgy epics are all produced by each one.
Studios only contains about a dozen businesses, but the Categories page contains more. Due to the nature of the website, you will actually find more studios than categories. The thumbnails for Asian, MILF, Blowjobs, and Big Tits are shared by 8thStreetLatinas, HotAndMean, Twistys, and LetsTryAnal.
Because it tells you how many videos are in each category, the Categories page is actually more useful. They have 255 amateur clips and 37 Analized clips. LetsJerk has thousands of Brazzers movies, but only five ExxxtraSmall clips.
Oh, God! a lot of broken links!
I got all lubricated and started the engine on my vaginal simulator because I was so excited about all the Robin Hood porn. I seem to be the target of the prank. While the other library users stare at me, I’ve been sitting here for five minutes with a soft cock and lotion all over the place. I’m getting sick of the diesel odor, but I keep clicking on broken links.
I entered a maze of broken links as soon as I left the front page of LetsJerk. Some of them required me to activate Flash in order to watch, but the majority were links to Google documents that had been removed due to piracy. I was even directed to locked Google Docs, where I was supposed to request permission, by a couple.
Google never forgets anything, even when you take a leak. They are aware now that you attempted to access stolen content on their servers. Cool.
Initially, that archive appeared impressive, but it now seems pointless. Why does this website still receive 3 million monthly visits? That front page, I’m pretty sure.
You can quickly access a new selection of content from the major studios by visiting LetsJerk’s (often misspelled as „let’s jerk,“ „letsjerk.com,“ and „jerk porn“) front page. The most recent and greatest are abundantly available on LetsJerk.is, despite the fact that their archive appears to be shoddy.