Loading...A Dutch mofo must own X Keez Movies, right? Well, anyone who spends more than an hour online at once can confidently claim to have experienced at least one moment of „heat,“ which was swiftly followed by opening a private incognito window and looking for some XXX content that was worth fapping to. This kind of porno consumer is impulsive, and in order to complete a task, they will almost certainly open fishy XXX tubes that appear to contain spyware or malware.
This type of porn user acts in a desperate manner: nine out of ten times, they aren’t looking for anything particular and instead rely on the most appealing thumbnail to complete the task. As a result, they typically disregard all categorization and filtering options on XXX tubes. Websites like XKeezMovies.com exist for this reason: they are made to be exploited in desperate times. Despite their flaws, they still manage to maintain some popularity, at least enough to keep them afloat and pumping out new XXX content until the world stops masturbating, which is probably never going to happen.
Why You’d Fap on a Site Like This Naturally, porn is the most obvious reason why someone would fake anything, but there’s much more to it than that. Approximately half of the XXX websites I review and catalog on my page are sites that prey on desperate masturbators who want to rub one off quickly. When they are in that state of mind, they will do anything to achieve their desired effect. These websites present you with a plethora of appealing thumbnails that lead to videos, which, in the eyes of horny individuals, appear enticing enough to be clicked on immediately. Then, once you’re on the video itself, you’re basically powerless. To get to your video, you’ll jump through any gate, even if you turn off AdBlock to make it play.
Yes, this is one of those ad-dependent websites where you must disable AdBlock to watch their videos, but at least their videos are of high quality.
The Categories Are Messy One thing I noticed almost immediately about the categories on this website was that they showed how many videos they had. This should be common sense for all XXX tubes, but the online XXX industry hasn’t yet adopted this useful trend. The second thing I noticed was some bizarre categories that I had never seen before on any other XXX tube. One example is the category „Nice Girls,“ which I find baffling because I don’t know if a „nice girl“ is a girl who acts nice and pleasant in a video or just looks nice.
Another strange category with no clear name is called „Hot Porn Videos,“ and it seems to be just regular porn videos that are already hot by default. At this point I previously saw that a great deal of the classes are put on pretty much every video so there may not be any obvious qualification and association between this site’s substance by any means, since I get practically similar recordings from ‚Decent Young ladies‘ as I do from ‚Hot Pornography Recordings‘. Overall, this website’s general categories are acceptable, though some are missing and others are just plain weird.
Category via Studio Another section has a brilliantly imaginative name: Section’. At first, I thought it was just a visual glitch, but the „Section“ section actually works like the „Porn Studios“ section, with a drop-down menu that lists a random selection of professional pornographic productions that appear to be less well-known this time around, like BigTitsatWork, Mikes Apartment, BrownBunnies, and MomsInControl. Choose Your Pornstar The ever-present Pornstar section is present on this website, and it is a hot mess similar to roughly half of this whole damn website. I have no idea why they would split those sections in two instead of having one, but then again, this website has a lot of weird, unexplained things on it. The pornstars are presented in large thumbnails arranged alphabetically, offering little in the way of user experience or visual aid. Second, there are no filters at all for the cataloged models on this page; all you get is an alphabetical list. Worst of all, you can’t even use the search bar to find a pornstar, so if you wanted to fake to one, you’ll have to use the site’s general search bar.
The only good thing I’ve seen about the pornstar section is that the girls‘ individual profiles include some basic information about them, like a cute paragraph about how they act on set, which is obviously copied from a big-budget XXX production house. Yes, all of a model’s videos are listed below her profile, demonstrating that this site is not completely chaotic despite its chaotic nature. Additionally, some pornstars do not have thumbnail images, rendering this section even more disorganized and unappealing.
Play the Video If You Can Because videos that are streamed on these video players always come from multiple sources, there is an additional secondary video player that can complete the task in the event that the primary one fails (and believe me, it is not uncommon for these players to fail). Because of the streaming properties of the player, you are unable to edit the quality of your video and it loads very slowly.
Below the player is a clever little video description that describes what happens in the video in a narrative style and includes the video’s source link. Also, while we’re on the subject of videos, I’d like to quickly point out that the only video filters on this website are „via date,“ „likes,“ „views,“ or completely random (if you want to play fake roulette). Even worse, the „openload“ video player causes some of the videos to not play at all, which is not surprising.
The Design Could Use Some Tweaking In the end, I have to admit that this website is somewhat acceptable despite its many flaws because it accomplishes its purpose. However, the site’s terrible design is the thing that irks me the most, more than anything else. In addition to being an eyesore from a visual perspective, the user experience and the incessant ad pop-ups make it a real pain to use.
