Loading...You Jizz (not „ujizz“ or „jizz tube“) is your home! A 2010 press release from Optenet, a company that filters the internet, stated that 37% of all content on the internet is pornographic. Despite the fact that subsequent studies that used different metrics have disputed this exact number, there is no doubt that a significant portion of all web content is devoted to getting off.
However, given that sex is one of the universal languages (along with music), this should not come as a surprise. Don’t think so? Let’s say you travel to Japan without knowing a word of the language. You take a train because you need to get to a distant city. A beautiful Japanese woman is seated across the aisle from you in a seat with knee-high stockings and a short plaid skirt. You ignore the fact that she kind of looks at you from her seat. You consider that it might just be a cultural thing. Take a moment to look away, look out the window, and take in the scenery.
You can’t help yourself from thinking about that hot 18+ Japanese student, however, so you take another speedy look. She is biting her lip and staring directly at you this time. Her hands begin to move slowly up her thigh. She slightly splits her legs. She has not blinked an eye at you. She keeps moving her hand up and up until she is gently rubbing her clit and biting her finger in a seductive manner. There are no words required. She will undoubtedly want your dick. You better cross that aisle and join her, you jackass! What are you waiting for?
To put it another way, sex is one of the most fundamental needs that people have. Since the internet is a place where everyone shares their knowledge and interests, it should come as no surprise that sexual content is so prevalent.
Having said that, it can be challenging to sort through the overwhelming amount of pornographic material available online to find the best of the best. Many of the adult websites on the internet are porntube sites. The tube site has become the new industry standard for free porn over the past few years. The days of sharing files and sneaking videos onto YouTube are over. The tube rules. However, there are simply too many tube sites to select from.
That’s precisely why I’m here: to tell you which websites are legitimate and which are not. Youporn, Redtube, and Pornhub are probably familiar to you because they dominate the tube porn industry. However, have you ever heard of Youjizz.com? No? Okay, why don’t we look at it then?
Me Jane, You Jizz I love sites with catchy names like Me Jane, You Jizz. You jiggle. It is concise, says everything that needs to be said, and is simple to remember. Too often, I’ve found really cool tube sites and been unable to remember what they were called when I tried to find them again. Youjizz makes it extremely unlikely that you will forget. If you’re stuck, just think about what you do most of the time on your days off: You jiggle. Oh, yeah, how did I miss that?
On Youjizz’s home page, right under the logo, it says, „Yes, sir!“ as if their name wasn’t memorable enough. Youjizz’s O and U have been transformed into the features of a winking aristocrat, with a mustache below and a top hat above and an eye with a monocle for the O. Finally, a website has emerged to restore jazzing to its former elegance!
From the moment you land on the homepage, the site itself, like its name, is all business. There are no explanations, mission statements, or other unnecessary nonsense preventing you from having sex. merely a top-level navigation bar and a list of thumbnails that span countless pages
Let’s get down to business. All of the thumbnails are very good. They are also the excellent thumbnails. None of that nonsense about still images. Instead, the video plays preview clips when you hover your mouse over them. Additionally, it does not appear to cause any lag on the website. People, that ought to be the case. If you want to stay in business, you really need to offer the best features possible because there are so many websites to choose from.
Youjizz not only provides a plethora of excellent pornographic clips from which to choose as soon as you access the website, but it also provides what appears to be a respectable navigation bar to assist you in sorting through all of their content. You can quickly switch between popular videos, the newest videos, the top videos (of the week, month, or all-time), random videos, a huge selection of tags, or a list of porn stars featured on the site.
This feature is great because, regardless of which of these options you select, Youjizz does not bother to redirect you to a new page; Only the content that appears changes, and you remain on the original page. I wish more websites would take advantage of this design feature. It greatly simplifies and speeds up website browsing.
Losing Steam… Other tabs on the navigation bar include „HD,“ „Meet & Fuck,“ „VR Porn,“ and „Live Sex.“ Youjizz’s own adult cam site opens up when you click „Live Sex,“ which is always a nice touch (it’s not often for a less well-known tube site to have its own adult cam space).
However, the link labeled „VR Porn“ appears to be nothing more than a laughable and deceptive advertisement because it takes you to a random website, the majority of which are third-party cam websites. „Meet & Fuck“ entails the same thing. You will only be taken to Adult Friend Finder via this. Don’t even get me started on that: When you click „Porn Games,“ you’re also taken to a random third-party website. However, at least with this tab, every time you click on it, you are taken to a related page. Unlike the „VR Porn“ tab on Youjizz. If you want to download a porn game and sign up for a membership, you can probably find a lot of them by clicking there.
Until I clicked on „HD,“ I was about to give up on the idea that the other tabs on the navigation bar were even remotely useful. I figured it would take me to another site that charges for HD videos or to a place where Youjizz would try to get me to sign up for a paid membership to watch HD videos. Instead, when I saw Youjizz filter the videos on the page to show only High Definition content, I was pleasantly surprised. Don’t be fooled by some of these thumbnails‘ non-HD aspect ratios; When you open them, they are all HD.
Youjizz allows you to sign up for free, but in order to view any of their videos (with the exception of those where you interact with the cam girls), you do need to create an account. You can save videos, like videos, and upload videos with this. I have to admit that these features are far from sufficient to convince me to sign up for an account with Youjizz. You won’t be able to comment on videos or interact with other users in any way. If I were to sign up for a site like this, I would expect to see a lot more options for interaction.
You Jizz, You Pay One more thing to keep in mind when comparing Youjizz to other tube sites that are similar to it: ads. Youjizz unquestionably possesses them. First, there is an incredibly infuriating pop-up advertisement that appears when you first visit the website. Ads can also be found at the bottom of the home page, to the right of the video pages, as well as at the bottom of those pages. Youjizz also plays advertisements before videos start, which is even more annoying. Even when you pause the videos, ads appear.
For me, this is too many advertisements. As you can see, I manage to survive on Theporndude.com by not advertising at all. Instead of attempting to fucking sell shit, an adult website should exist to provide the user with an enjoyable, pleasurable, and simple experience.
I don’t have any unreasonable beliefs. As long as they are out of the way and do not hinder my enjoyment of the website, I am willing to overlook a few tastefully placed advertisements. But if you make me wait to watch a video, open a new page in my browser, or try to fool me, I just won’t do it. This cannot continue.
Sadly, however, this is common practice on numerous porn sites. I wish more websites would up their game and steer clear of content like this, but what are you going to do? Overall, Youjizz is a pretty good tube site with great content and a design that’s easy to use, ads aside. I probably won’t give it a shot right now because I’m annoyed by the ads, but I might come back and give it a shot—a cumshot. Degenerates, have fun fapping!
