I’ve always thought that hentai is really geeky neckbeard nonsense. When there is an entire world of HD hardcore pornography available, why should you shudder at cartoons? Do you really want to eat a bowl of sugary cereal and watch goddamn anime when the free tubes have literally millions of hardcore anal flicks and teenage cherry poppings available to you? On the other hand, the awful pornographic cartoons on websites like Hentai. Television is not your typical stale Pokémon nonsense.
Hentai. TV is a brand-new website. They weren’t even on my radar until even more recently, despite the fact that the domain is only a few years old. Hentai TV already receives a couple hundred visitors per day because nerds always talk to each other, probably on Reddit or another site without women. It is evidently creepy, filthy, and kinky enough to pique someone’s interest. Let’s see how it affects The Porn Dude, your old friend.
I have to give props to Hentai TV for their logo. Kinkier cartoons than Adult Swim has ever produced. It is essentially a copy of the Pornhub logo, with the exception of the TV/Hub part featuring horns. It’s easy, but it works; Because hentai isn’t like that, you also know it will be some freaky hentai shit. It is horned!
These are all HD porno anime, manga, and doujin video thumbnails. Let me tell you, the images I see make kinky anime porn pretty convincingly. Even though these women are cartoons and not real women, you shouldn’t watch them on Saturday mornings while you’re hungover and trying to figure out if that Tinder girl gave you an STD.
Let me begin with the row labeled „Latest Doujins“ at the top. The first comic shows a girl being squeezed and possibly fucked by a BBW with a unicorn horn, a nun, and a smiling broad wearing a uniform I don’t recognize. The next one is about a cat girl who wears a leash around her neck and is sad but well-endowed. Last but not least, at the end of the row, a schoolgirl who is at least 18 years old is being raped by two terrifying, pale-skinned monster men.
Shit. Whatever you want to say about greasy geeks living in their mother’s basement and stroking their anime body pillow girlfriends is actually pretty hot. It is truly impossible to film much of it. The Czech company that makes HorrorPorn is the only one I can think of that makes real-world video that even comes close to this.
Since I don’t see anything like that every day, I decided to check out that monster sexcomic Better Than Beating Off to X-Men Again. The Tags include all forms of depravity, including Shibari, Bondage, and Anal. This is a Kimetsu No Yaiba parody. I have no idea what that is, so I have no reference point. The only thing I do know is that the girl already has a gag over her mouth on the first page.
Hentai’s comics reader. TV is okay. With the buttons at the top of the screen, you can scale the pages to fit your screen and flip through them. This young lady is restrained and having her clothes ripped off by page 5.
On page 7, the pants fall off, and the monsters begin discussing her stunning pink hole. I have to use my imagination because the comic is only in black and white. Because it’s censored, Goddammit, I also have to use my imagination.
Doujinshi’s censorship has never made sense to me in the slightest. Doujinshi is a type of DIY porn manga that was drawn in a neckbeard’s disgusting basement. Do you suppress your own sexual imaginings? Although it is true that officially released products in Japan are required by law to conceal the cooters, concealing the good stuff in one’s own artwork just seems like an embarrassing waste of time. You fools appear to be a group of tiny goddamn pussies. What the hell do you fear?
Real Anime Cunts, Please!
I went back to the main page and continued to the bottom, past the most recent Doujins and Hentai. Uncensored Hentai appears as the third category on the screen. Yeah, yeah! I finally found what I was looking for.
Although I am not a hentai expert, I can clearly see that some of the films are quite old. They might be classics? For instance, the 1990 Bouken Shite mo li Koro Episode has animation that is a little less realistic than the more recent pieces on the page. When I clicked through, I discovered that, at least in the Uncensored section, these porn cartoons have wildly different release dates. The majority of them are old.
On the other hand, most of what is censored is brand-new. Japan, Jesus fucking Christ! Get your act together now. You guys make amazing porno, so it’s time to move along. On Hentai, the most recent Hentai. TV is brand-new, crystal-clear, crisp HD with extreme depravity like 18+ schoolgirls squirting all over each other in a hell of sex demons, but it is censored to the point of madness for no really good reason.
I looked at the site’s most recent pornographic cartoon. The most recent one seemed like a good place to check out the streaming quality, in my opinion. When I clicked the play button on Episode 4 of Jitaku Keibiin, I was greeted by a large pair of anime titties while a man in the voiceover talked about how hot this girl’s body is. She is soon shown bobbing all over a pixelated penis in a brief blowjob montage. Or is it just a stack of flesh-colored Jenga bricks, a hot dog, or a carrot? I suppose we won’t ever know.
I went back to the Uncensored area and tried the most recent one there. Hot Anime Bitches in Degrading CGI Fuck Movies Although it has been on the site longer than the others, it was actually released in 2014. When you’re trying to compare it to something as uncommon as uncensored hentai, which includes Bondage, Mind Breaking, Inflation, and Scat, I suppose that’s new enough. Yes, fellow perverts, Kunoichi 1 is the subject of my discussion: Princess Broken.
This is a pornographic 3D CG anime. It starts playing without any spam or buffering, like the previous one. As I always do, I have a pop-up blocker running. I was too busy typing this to read the subtitles, but there is some Japanese dialogue at the beginning. This CGI slut was screaming by the time I reached the end of the paragraph as she had her cunt pounded by a massive, uncensored dong.
The girl being fucked looks a lot like Chun Li, and I think the dress is the same. However, I haven’t seen any mention of Streetfighter, so I don’t know if it’s a joke. Regardless of the circumstance, despite all of her resistance, she is getting sucked hard as hell. I suppose it’s hard to fight off a huge monster that can hold your entire body in one hand while trying to cut you in half with a real monster cock.
The maximum resolution of the HD video is 720. I wonder if the CG was originally really high definition because it looks a little bit pixelated. With drawn anime, it’s usually hard to tell, but CG effects aren’t as sharp at lower resolutions.
After the little whore had her face shaved, I tried to click the Download button beneath the video player. Strangely, Hentai.tv instructs me to utilize the player download button. I guess I’m just out of luck since I can’t find another download on the player or anywhere else. To me, that seems a little off.
The only real problem I discovered with Hentai.tv is the broken Download button. The censorship is a pain, but that’s pretty much what you’d expect from a porn site of this kind. I didn’t get bombarded with spam while watching the movies, and the porno manga and doujinshi that are available there are of a respectable quality. If you like really filthy cartoons that show you things that real porno just can’t, give this one a look.