Loading...It’s hard to know what to do with ourselves when the coronavirus is infecting our daily lives in such a hazy way. These days, there seems to be a risk of contamination with everything. Going to the grocery store, let alone hanging out with friends or nail crackwhores, is frowned upon by people. I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes in these strange times: utilizing online dating services like Shag.co.uk to have sex with people I meet online.
Despite my jokes, these individuals continue to receive a few million monthly visits. When half of the world isn’t even allowed to leave their homes, that says even more about the site’s popularity than it does on a typical day. Either someone is having an affair or a bunch of hard-working, horny motherfuckers are trying to get out of their cabin fever. The Porn Dude, your old friend, should figure it out.
Shag? What the hell is it?
I’m curious about how these millions of visitors learned about Shag. Because the landing page does nothing to sell you on the website, I’m going to guess that word of mouth is a big part of this. Over a few models, there is a Join Now button and a Login button that are both way out of your league. That’s about it, but if you scroll down in the footer, you can find a frequently asked questions section and some positive feedback.
A marketer’s dream lineup can be found on the Shag.co.uk Reviews page, where men and women of all ages (well, from 19 to 57) praise the site. It has made flirting a lot easier, made it easier to find people who share your interests, and yes, it has even gotten people laid. That is, if you believe Rosie, 55, from Dover, or Jeff, 41, from Bristol. Call me cynical, but every high-end prostitute, business, and website only uses 5-star reviews to promote themselves. They removed that review from the page in the event that a Nigerian prince had swindled Sally out of $419.
The majority of the questions answered in the FAQ concern technical issues like password forgetting and uploading photos. The response to the question „Can you really meet people on Shag?“ is, of course, „Of course!“ They advise you to be interesting and take good photos, which is common sense, right? They also give you the same basic advice that can be found on any dating site. If you post drunk-face selfies and use anime metaphors to describe yourself, you must be the worst person alive, but I’ve seen how people act on Reddit.
Signing Up to Meet Chicks Is Easiest and Quick They don’t do much to convince me to join, but the site’s numbers tell me there is good shite inside. I decided to join Shag.co.uk by clicking the button that was hovering over that pretty lady’s face.
It’s a pretty standard way to set up a dating site profile. They first inquire about your gender, orientation, and location. This is a UK dating site with listings all over dear old Britain, in case you weren’t already aware from the name. They have about a dozen choices, but London is set by default. In Yorkshire and The Humber, you can meet a hot slut, in Scotland, you can meet a new girl, or in Northern Ireland, you can find some NSA tail.
To sign up for Shag, like for any other dating site, you’ll need an email address. You’ll get a weird nickname and a password from them. They wanted to call me Kennedey423, but I didn’t think that would be appropriate for me. Because you only have 14 letters, I chose a name that conveyed more of who I am: DudeWGiantDick.
When I sign up for sites I’m not very familiar with, I like to use email addresses that are only used once and are disposable. Since I’m a professional Porn Dude, I’m even more susceptible to dick-pill and penis-pump email spam than most people are, so I consider it a business strategy. I had to try half a dozen services before I found one that worked because Shag is very serious about preventing people from using temporary email addresses. Because it will be even more challenging for non-human spambots and phishing machines to sign up than it was for me, that could be a positive sign.
I received a message informing me that they would give my profile maximum visibility once it was finished once I had successfully signed up and logged in. I also received some private messages right away. One of them is from Shag Support, and they say they hope I find what I want. The remaining two individuals appear to be extremely thirsty ladies who are eager to date a local stranger who has neither completed their profile nor uploaded a single photo. Perhaps because I mentioned my enormous dick in my title? They must not be bots, I am certain.
Who are these women who are hitting me?
Burgess is a 40-year-old married woman with average body proportions and raven hair, according to her profile. She is curious and dominant, prefers exhibitionism, group sex, role-playing, and exhibitionism, and she is open to an affair, one-night stands, or hanging out. However, she does not have a picture up, whereas the other girl does.
Although B4FM, who is 41 years old, has less kinky shit in her profile than Burgess, I can still see her cleavage. How are you doing lately? “Reads her message. I’ve decided to take the initiative today because I’m feeling adventurous. Let’s see what comes of it!”
I wrote, „Hey, girl.“ Would you like to be within six feet of someone tonight?
Shag sent me a message saying that I needed credits to talk to anyone instead of sending my message. For 30 pounds, the standard package costs 230 credits, or about 0.13 credits per credit. I’d rather not talk to an obvious bot if I were paying for a webcam conversation. I went looking for real women with that in mind.
Track down the Sweetheart, Spouse, or NSA Prostitute of Your Fantasies
Something Shag has making it work is a smooth High level Inquiry page. The Quick Search feature lets you search for local babes by age and exclude anyone without a photo if you’re in a hurry. However, it is well worth investigating each option.
Select the eye and hair color, height, weight, and body type of your ideal hookup. If you prefer to interact with married ladies, they also offer a wide range of marital status options. If you want my advice, stick with girls who are happily married because they just want to have fun on the side. A woman who complains a lot about her husband wants to keep you for the long haul.
This is where the fun begins. You can precisely define the kind of action you want with the assistance of the Open To field. On Shag, some women are looking for relationships while others are looking for an affair. Some people only want one-night stands, while others want to go around the world with you.
I like how little imagination is required in the Preferences field. They could get a little naughtier about being friendly to fetishes, but they also list more activities than other dating sites do. Mark a box that says „body parts,“ „threesomes,“ or cybersex. Those who were concerned that Shag.co.uk was targeting only necrophiles will appreciate the Live Dating checkbox.
Where Are the Hot Girls?
Shag doesn’t have the most users of any dating website. I only searched by age range and left most of the search fields blank. It wasn’t great that there were fewer than 50 per range even in London. That advanced search is great, but when there aren’t many babies, it kind of goes to waste.
The good news is that when I looked through the listings, I didn’t spot many obvious bots. A trick is here: Right-click a photo in Chrome to perform a Reverse Image Search. If she is a bot, you might find the picture in a random gallery of unsourced hot girls. Although it is not foolproof and can still be faked, it is extremely useful.
At Shag.co.uk, browsing profiles is free, but you should look around before signing up for a paid account. Those deep search options might be able to help you find the girl of your dreams, depending on where you are. You should try one of the other dating sites on my list if they don’t have many girls in your area.
