I was immediately intrigued by the name „Undertable,“ which conjures up images of sexy secrets kept hidden from the rest of the diners beneath the dinner plates. I realized I was not far off after looking at the website. As the title suggests, there is a whole world of low-key liaisons going on right under our noses—or right under the table. This website might be the key you’ve been looking for if you want to join.
Let me explain it in more detail if you haven’t yet figured out what I’m talking about. Undertable.co claims to be Asia’s most popular adult community, but exactly what does that imply? The site is a popular Asian swing community message board. The website has been around for a while and currently receives approximately 150,000 monthly visits. Since any forum is only as good as the people who use it, I started getting excited when I saw so many swingers passing by. Let’s find out what they’re ranting about.
Under the Table Some place in Asia
Before I go any further, it’d presumably assist with understanding what Undertable means while they’re referring to Asia. Since there are no subboards for swinging in Chinese, Korean, or Japanese, members of these countries should probably look elsewhere on ThePornDude’s comprehensive list of hookup sites. In Singapore, Indonesia, the Philippines, and Thailand, swingers are the target audience for Undertable. They used to have subforums for the Malaysian scene as well. However, the link to those subforums now takes you to SwingThat, a sister site.
Having said that, the Singapore section of the website, which is divided into 11 distinct subforums, appears to host the majority of the action. There have been nearly 50,000 posts thus far, and that’s just on the Women Seeking Men board alone. The majority of the sub-boards are divided into traditional types of classified ads, such as Couples Seeking Couples, Men Seeking Women and Couples, and Transgenders/Crossdressers Seeking… In addition, there is a sub for General Chats, Hotwife, Kinks, and Confessions, and the SG Members Media Showcase has a hopping board of original content.
The other countries, on the other hand, are significantly underrepresented. That may be a result of Undertable.co’s popularity in those countries or the hotwife/swinger scene there. Swingers Seeking and a Media Showcase are the two sub-boards that make up Undertable’s Indonesia and Philippines Communities. Even the Media Showcase is not awarded to Thailand.
They also have an Introduce Yourself board under Kinks, Fetishes, and Lifestyles and a Trade Hub where members can try to sell vibrators, photography, pure honey, and used lingerie to one another. These boards complete the message board. I fell down the rabbit hole looking at the listings for a while because the marketplace was kind of fascinating due to its sheer diversity, especially for something on a swinger forum. I came here to review an Asian swingers forum and found that Magical Arouse Water, which claims to be „Strong and effective within 40 minutes to an hour,“ caught my attention. Useful for women and tested. I might need to PM this guy.
The majority of Undertable.co’s content can be viewed without logging in or even creating an account. However, if you simply lurk, you will miss out on some of the best content. Until you sign up for an account, those media galleries I mentioned are nothing more than a collection of blurry pixels. They informed me that my profile would be reviewed and verified shortly after I completed the forms, but I was able to begin viewing the images immediately.
I also received an offer to upgrade to a lifetime VIP membership for $128 Singapore Dollars as soon as I signed up and before they verified my identity. I clicked the button to learn more about the premium accounts, which I had no idea were available. Strangely, the alleged information/signup page was just a dead link. As I browsed the website, the offer with the broken link would continue to appear on occasion.
However, whatever. For my part, I was ecstatic to view the free amateur pornography that was posted throughout the Undertable.co forums. In all seriousness, I believe that all subboards, not just the media showcase subs, contain dirty images. I first looked at the Singapore Women Seeking Men board, where at least half of the posts feature a topless woman, a close-up of a pussy babe, or a full-on sex photo. The remaining pictures, which include lingerie, bikinis, and tight dresses, are still hints at what these swingers are after in cleaner versions.
The SG Media Showcase, of course, is even better. You will see a lot of dick photos because there is no way to filter by sexual orientation. I tend to focus on the spanking GIFs, titty shots, and amateur BDSM first, so they seem like a lot of noise to me. Upskirt photos, handjobs, creampies, and some fantastic MMMF orgy photos were included in one excellent thread, which was titled „The Secret Life.“
I would occasionally observe a thumbnail that was blurred out, as if I hadn’t yet logged in to Undertable. When I clicked into the threads, I saw larger, blurry photos with a message saying that the user had restricted the photo to Premium members only. I would once more be presented with a broken-page UPGRADE TO VIP button.
The sheer number and enthusiasm of Undertable’s users is one of its greatest assets. This swingers‘ online community in Asia is truly flourishing, and they post constantly. Hundreds of thousands of posts have been made across the site’s various message boards thus far, and quite a few of them contain filthy images.
In a similar vein, I was unable to locate a comprehensive listing of Undertable.co users. While many forums prominently display the digits on their homepage, Undertable exudes an air of secrecy. Given that swinging activities aren’t always welcomed in these parts of the world, that makes perfect sense. Their privacy policy is fairly standard, and the only personally identifiable information they collect is your email address, username, and name.
For some reason, they have placed a forum for new user introductions under the Kinks, Fetishes, and Lifestyles heading. If you look, you’ll see that every day, new members introduce themselves. Since you sign up for any adult or non-adult forum, how frequently do you post on the Introduction board? I have to assume that the number of users is growing much faster than that. Most of you won’t do it if it’s not required.
Have a Chat While You’re at It If you find the forums to be too slow for you, Undertable has a live chat feature with a lot of users. As I type this, I see that hundreds of users have green dots next to their names to indicate whether or not they are online. Today, it’s an extremely broad and cordial discussion going on, with loads of Welcomes and How-You-Doings, yet not much sex.
I had to open Undertable.co in a different browser to access the live chat, which is interesting. Since my account has not yet been verified, I am officially banned from the chat. Funny thing is that even if I’m not logged in, I can still see it, so I can use another browser to access it.
The peculiar premium setup was the primary issue I encountered on the website. They repeatedly begged me to purchase a premium account as I browsed the website, but the link didn’t take me anywhere. Once my account is approved, I might be able to access it, but I’m still waiting. Even though my profile picture met their requirements, they ultimately rejected it, so I may not bother trying again. I felt like I still had access to enough of the site to make it worth my time, despite the aggressive advertising and locked content.
For an Asian swinger website, Undertable.co has a lot more to offer than I anticipated. One of the biggest draws right away is the fact that they are one of the few websites of this kind that serves these countries. In addition, the users post so much amateur porn that even if you don’t live in Asia or intend to swing, it’s worth a look. In that regard, I might need to reserve a flight to Singapore.