Loading...At the point when I originally knew about Brazzers Toys, I realized it could go one of two different ways. I half-thought this was going to be another shop that misrepresented their origin story because I’ve seen adult websites try to steal famous names from their rivals. On the other hand, masturbators could have a great time if the big brand was actually selling their own sex toys. After all, one of the most well-known smugglers in the world is the best expert on jacking off.
Ends up, this ain’t some silly outsourcing activity with a taken title. The legendary porn producers themselves have selected a selection of masturbatory toys for sale at BrazzersToys.com. I was intrigued by the shop’s recent steady stream of approximately 25,000 visitors per month. No matter what they sell, a brand with a name like Brazzers will attract perverts. But did the catalog live up to the hype? I’ll tell you what I found inside if you continue reading.
Masturbation Toys from the Porno Goliath
I’m composing this from the Chicago rural areas today, right across the boundary in northwest Indiana. I actually have to use a VPN if I want to look at Brazzers or any other MindGeek-owned porn site like Pornhub because our big-headed, small-minded lawmakers here recently decided that porn should be much harder to watch. If you need help, I have a whole section on ThePornDude about VPN technology and how to use it. Fortunately, BrazzersToys loaded in my browser without me having to hide my location.
Not that there’s any confusing BrazzersToys.com with a SFW web based business site. A blonde, fishnet-clad pornstar makes an oh-face while arching her back to show off that peach beneath a logo that adds a TOYS to the original two-tone BRAZZERS insignia. It’s a page-top ad for their backdoor toys, „from notice to pro,“ with a picture of a vibrating butt plug in case you weren’t quick enough to see it from the way she’s waving her arms.
I was really hoping to find some Brazzers Toys based on some of the top pornstars that Brazzers has featured in their films, similar to the Fleshlights that are based on real stars. Although the licensed pornstar products in the catalog are currently manufactured by other businesses, it’s possible that those will be added in the future. However, they do have a growing selection of gadgets with the Brazzers brand. The most recent products include air-pulse clit stimulators, Money Shot masturbators, and electronic cock rings for women who want to hose down the living room with pussy juice.
On the box of only a few of the current toys is a yellow Brazzers label. From a variety of adult toymakers, they have items for couples, men, and women. There are a lot of genital stimulators available from groups like Main Squeeze, PDX, Gender X, and Fantasy. There are even toys like Creature Cocks for hentai nerds and real deviants in the audience. Brazzers the pornography site takes special care of pretty ordinary fap dreams, however BrazzersToys conveys a sufficiently wide scope of unusual things that even the profound specialty fetishists can get their kicks, as well.
However, I did notice that the catalog did not include some of the biggest and most well-known brands of adult toys. It’s difficult to survey a site like this without referencing the pervasive Fleshlight multiple times, however BrazzersToys.com doesn’t convey them. I tend to agree with a lot of masturbators when they say that brand names don’t really matter unless you just want to spend more money. Nevertheless, brand recognition is valuable because we are all more likely to purchase something from a brand we are already familiar with.
Diving into the Brazzers Toys List
I needed to find out about the authority Brazzers Toys with the yellow ZZ on the case, so I advanced toward that segment of the site. They are not putting their name on the kind of cheap ass ass toys you can find at the highway porn store that smell like old feet, and I was unable to find any information regarding who is actually making the products or whether they are rebranding vibrators made by someone else as “white label” products.
Take, for instance, the previously mentioned Brazzers Money Shot Premium Male Masturbator, which is currently the most popular Featured item in the ZZ Toys aisle. It’s not the cheapest or most expensive auto flapper on the market at $130; rather, it falls somewhere in between lesser-known brands and more expensive manufacturers like Tenga. However, in comparison to the usual cap-ended „flashlights“ and imitations made of low-quality plastic, this motherfucker has a sleeker appearance. I’m thinking about getting another auto-stroker because it has three suction modes and 10 speeds.
BrazzersToys.com likewise has young lady toys that are similarly as premium, including their own rendition of the cherished Hitachi Enchantment Wand for eighty bones and a vibrating bunny dildo for ten bucks more. You can purchase your significant other a jug of Brazzers Pre-Flex Profound Throat Shower for $15, and perhaps she’ll try and utilize it in the event that you likewise treat her to their remote-controlled undies vibe. Many people believe that sex toys are only for solo use, but man, you can have so much fun with a partner and a small insect-like toy. If you don’t believe me, check out some of my toy tests at PornDudeCasting!
The $30 knockoff of Fleshlight that bears the Brazzers brand is one item that I really want readers to be aware of. The suction control valve isn’t as sophisticated as the big-name competitor’s pressure control, and it has a nondescript fuck hole instead of a fake vagina, but for the price, I’m not complaining. This is as of now one of the most outstanding sex toy bargains I’ve found in years, yet it improves: It comes with a Brazzers membership for 30 days. When you sign up for Brazzers, you basically get a free (imitation) Fleshlight because the Ultimate Stroker Cup costs almost the same as the subscription.
Do I really require a second toy? Probably.
BrazzersToys.com is not the world’s largest online retailer of sex toys. I have to assume that this is deliberate given how simple it is to set up an e-commerce site, especially for a company with as many connections and pockets as Brazzers. They are concentrating on products that are more likely to cause users to abandon them rather than providing you with a selection that is comparable to that of Amazon but without regard to quality.
That consists of hundreds of adult toys that come in a variety of sizes, colors, and designs. By the numbers, there are almost 300 items in the For Him segment and one two or three hundred For Her. There are simple many things recorded in segments like For Couples, Butt-centric Play, and Dildos, yet the Vibrator path traverses multiple hundred items.
The lube segment is shockingly very much supplied, helping me to remember the immense choice you find on Japanese onahole sites. For your bunghole, BrazzersToys carries approximately sixty slippery materials with various textures, odors, and topical anesthetics. A 8-ounce container of Screw Sauce Butt-centric Desensitizing Grease is a lot pricier than the standard phony pre-cum and mimicked pussy juice at $35, however as the item portrayal says, „everything’s better with sauce on it, particularly your butt.“
Shipping is free if you spend at least $75, regardless of what you decide to spend. If you only get one cheap toy, like the Ultimate Stroker Cup I mentioned, you might have to pay a little more for your package, but it really isn’t hard to get that minimum order here. Toy-cleaning liquid beginnings at around ten bucks and lubes around $15, so add a juice to your request assuming that you’re drawing near to that free-delivery limit.
I’m dazzled. Given their heritage, Brazzers Toys could have simply branded some garbage and called it a day without losing a shitload of money. All things being equal, it seems like they truly are organizing an assortment of a portion of the better sex toys out there, very much like they spread it out on the About Us page. Although BrazzersToys.com’s selection may not be as extensive as that of online sex-toy superstores, you won’t have to worry as much about purchasing a scratchy fake sleeve that doesn’t live up to the hype and infects you. Very much as they’ve finished with their honor winning video site, Brazzers stays focused on assisting their fans with carrying their fap meetings to a higher level. Is it me or are you cumming?
