Loading...In the past, comic book creators and artists had to work with publishers to get their work out there. The world’s best artists didn’t succeed on their own. Anyone can now publish their own webcomic. Trudy and Doug are the sole creators of Oglaf Comics, which focuses on exactly that.
Over the past decade, Oglaf.com has been around. With millions of views per month and thousands of Patreon supporters, it has a pretty fervent following. When people voluntarily contribute money to a sex site, it reveals something about the site. Trudy and Doug must have discovered something truly unique.
What exactly are we doing here?
At Oglaf, you have to go through a age verification screen before they let you in. This is not unheard of on a porn site. Typically, they are more of an enticement than a real warning. It doesn’t appear that anyone is checking IDs. You absolutely ought not to look here because there is naughty stuff there (wink).
Oglaf is clearly not your typical porn site, even from the warning page. First of all, the bad bitch in the riding crop and shiny, skin-tight outfit is not a picture of a blonde pornstar; rather, it is a drawing of a blue-skinned elf. They are typically much less self-aware than the warning itself.
Of course, you can’t legally sign anything if you’re under 18. Therefore, if you are a minor, please have a parent or legal guardian click the button that states you are not.
Apparently, Oglaf started out as an attempt to make pornography, but it quickly turned into sex comedy. Hey, I’m a degenerate who enjoys comedy and sex. Let me just click the button that says „I AM OVER 18“ to see what happens.
Oglaf’s most recent comic will be on display once you enter the building. Trophy-Dick Spirits Are Free to Jizz On You. You won’t have to scroll because each screen only has one page. On a mobile device, it’s a little tight, but the panels are still big enough to read with a little squinting. Updates are released every Sunday, according to the display’s top.
Cloudburst is the name of this week’s comic, and I’m sure most of you regular readers are fans of Sithrak. It begins with a small boy following a braless woman through a castle. Dicks can be found hung on every wall.
„Are these… trophy cocks?“ I ask. The little boy inquires, Have you killed the previous owners?
However, the girl is not a monster. Her cleavage makes it clear. She tells him that she saved the cocks to honor their memory and that they died of unrelated issues during sex. There is some discussion about whether they will eat before fucking, but the comic doesn’t include any mention of meals.
I’m so close, God! when he is completely in his guts, shouts at a different person.
„Near… death?“
Even though I didn’t laugh very hard, I get it. It’s a prank. However, the second page left me perplexed. He pulls out and shows her a magical cock ring that shields him from her witchcraft rather than cumming. She is enraged at „that fucking corn dolly“ as a result.
The spirits of the wall-dicks begin to scream, „The curse is lifted! „, before you know it. We are free! I’m free to jizz on you all day and follow you around! That little guy in the hood is the target of their jizzing.
The final panel makes me think of a joke, but I’m still lost. The same broad with the cleavage is conversing with the corn dolly at a table. After that, I declared, I’m sorry, corn doll! I was meant for all that lovely jism!
Jokes about Boobs, Dicks, and Butts There is no doubt that Oglaf webcomics require some learning. If you are familiar with the characters and the setting of the comic, those jokes might be a lot more amusing. In fact, knowing what’s going on will probably make the entire experience more enjoyable.
But I can already see some of the attraction. The artwork in the webcomic is nice, more adorable than realistic, but it still has enough detail to make it look a little sexy. The tone is so light that if it weren’t for all the sex, it could fit in a Sunday comics section of the newspaper.
In the comic that ran last week, two warriors deliberated over which crest to use on their shields. They agreed to be the Bosom Brothers, but one of them was skeptical that the other would actually do it. The broad who appears in the final panel with a nutsack on her shield and the grimacing fighter taking arrows to the titty shield are examples of juvenile hilarity.
Since we are all mature adults here, let’s get real: The absurdities of wieners, butts, and other things Some of the jokes in this collection are the kind of timeless low-brow humor that would be enjoyed by prelinguistic cavemen as well as future superhumans.
I keep finding gems, so it’s possible that the most recent comic was a dud. A fancy bitty tells a dapper man that her pussy is a doorway to a terrifying new world, but she promises no jump scares. We quickly discover that her butt does not fall under that promise.
Additionally, each time you refresh the page, you receive a bonus one-liner. Some of them are hilarious. The line, „Your cock seems kind of bland,“ was one of my favorites. However, I did learn fellatio from sausages.
Sex Comics Without Ads and Powered by Readers If you use free sex websites as much as I do, you get used to seeing ads all the time. Get some shite pills! Keep an eye out for these sexy women! Upsells for memberships on other websites are commonplace on even the pay sites. On some websites, spam is a minor annoyance, while on others, it is an absolute deal breaker.
There is absolutely no spam in Oglaf. There are no banner ads, pop-ups, or affiliate links. In fact, they have one of the most welcoming business models I’ve ever seen on a website with exposed breasts.
Every Oglaf page has a link to Trudy and Doug’s Patreon, which says, „You can give us money but no pressure.“ They only have a $1 tier to join, and those who pay more don’t get any extra benefits. For those who don’t want to pay, they also provide a link to all the comics.
You can tell that this is truly a labor of love for them because they aren’t getting rich from their Patreon earnings. That’s hard to not appreciate. Additionally, they have a modest merchandise shop that sells prints, books, and t-shirts. In order to trade with the churchgoers who pound on my door, I might have to place an order for some of their cloned Chick Tracts.
Reading Sex Comics at Work One of Oglaf’s few flaws is that the comics aren’t organized at all. Bookmark any you find that you think you might want to revisit. If not, finding it will be extremely challenging.
Every comic strip on the website is listed in one long scroll on the Archive page. You can’t jump to the boob jokes, the warrior princess jokes, or anything else even though there is a thumbnail and a name to give you some insight. Although probably unnecessary, a fundamental tag system would be extremely beneficial.
In case you’re reading adult comics at work, I like that the SFW comics in the archive are marked Safe. The Safe ones may swear, but they won’t show their genitalia. It will be okay with your boss.
Oglaf, which is sometimes spelled incorrectly as „olgaf“ and „ooglaf,“ is not the kind of sex comic you read when you want to beat off to superheroines or sexualized Lois Griffin. In point of fact, I don’t think anyone would actually leave to do this unless they were really down and out of options. I don’t think that would ever happen because you can only view Oglaf.com online, also known as the Pornography Superhighway.
This is the kind of sexually explicit webcomic you read after you’ve already beaten yourself up. If you like jokes about sweaty asses, horse cocks, and vaginal monsters, the humor is crude and hilarious as hell. Despite the fact that Oglaf won’t free you, you should have a good time.
