Loading...I once contracted paralysis as a child. It took place pretty casually: I was not going to let that delicious, rainbow-colored tube of sugar and smashed pears go to waste just because it had become filthy after I dropped my Fruit Roll-Up in the sand. Even though I’ve become a proudly filthy man, I still adhere to this rule to some extent. However, when the doctor told me I had worms, I definitely learned my lesson about eating sand. Although I try to avoid being the host of foreign organisms these days, I was astonished to discover a porn site that made parasitism into sexual situations.
Your #1 Parasited Porn Sauce is the tagline for Parasited.com. Normally, I don’t believe the constant claims that „We’re Number One“ are made by any and all porn sites, from tiny free tubes to sprawling reality porn networks, but these guys made me ready to believe them almost immediately. Hell, this is the only paysite I know of that puts out high-quality science fiction pornography about parasites. They have an advantage because they are the only example of a niche, but how good is the porno? I set out to find out that, but not before taking a few antiparasitic medications along with my usual breakfast bowl of boner pills.
Whose mucus was in my sperm?
Are you all prepared to become bizarre? If not, I suggest that you explore ThePornDude’s halls in search of something a little more conventional in the world of online pornography. In the auto-playing montage at the top of the tour page, Parasited features lesbian 69s, beautiful, fluid-drenched orgasm faces, and naked boobies, just like many of the big paysites out there. However, that is not the only thing in the video loop. In addition, instead of the human sperm that covers the furniture and the flesh in your typical porno shoot, there are a lot of gelatinous extraterrestrial mucus and alien leaches crawling down women’s pants and out of their mouths.
I see some young women with their eyes rolling back in their heads, which is a common sight on any good porn site. Eyes that have become completely white as a result of alien parasitism are much less common. Below the front-page montage, a brief blurb states, „Alien parasites are taking over the minds of the hottest babes on the planet and making them do their biddings.“
The production values are probably the second thing you’ll notice immediately in addition to the theme’s general freakiness. The polished, cinematic films produced by Parasited.com fall somewhere in the middle of indie science fiction and hardcore pornography. Even though the majority of porn sites do not have a budget for special effects, these guys are clearly spending money on the entire presentation.
Although the preview situation is a little unusual, it is still better than all of the pay sites, where every „Play“ button on the tour only takes you to a signup page. Despite being silent GIFs, these sneak peeks do provide a lovely glimpse of the inside action. The preview for Maid shows a parasite getting into Amirah Adara’s pussy, then crawling from her mouth to Clemence Audiard’s twat. The two mind-controlled women then eat each other’s poo. You will absolutely adore this if you have ever binge-watched a David Cronenberg film.
Cheaper than a Dose of Piperazine or Ivermectin As soon as I accessed Parasited.com, I was already aware of its creator. This kind of dark, cinematic, hardcore content is not distributed by many companies. I would have thought it was the Czech company that makes HorrorPorn and MoviePorn a few years ago. This time, I was aware that the people behind Futanari.xxx and Hentaied were the same ones. Not only does it have a plot straight out of the filthiest anime, but it is also made in a style that is similar to those other websites. At ThePornDude, you can find all of my reviews of these websites!
That isn’t the only thing that Parasited, Hentaied, and Futanari have in common. Additionally, they are collaborating with well-known and stunning pornstars. They have collaborated with Valentina Nappi, Cherry Kiss, and Tiffany Tatum, in addition to the babes I’ve already mentioned. Deep niche sites frequently have to settle for whoever is within their means, leaving the more perverted masturbators to shake their dicks at unattractive girls and unknown sluts. Not here.
The novelty of Parasited is without a doubt its biggest drawback. Seven movies are available on Parasited.com as of this writing. That’s awful by any paysite standard, and it’s hard to predict when they’ll run out due to the inconsistent release rate. I should mention that I was concerned that they wouldn’t be able to keep making movies when Hentaied first came out. Since I wrote my initial review, they have exploded, and I expect the same to happen here.
There is another option if you don’t want to join a paysite with seven videos and no clear release schedule. Video On Demand (VOD) and monthly subscriptions are available from Parasited. Individual films currently cost 13 euros, or about a penny per minute, which is the typical cost of fetish porn. It is important to note that downloading files is not included in the membership, so if you want to save them for later, you will still need to pay.
Before you can even see the membership prices, Parasited.com asks for your email address, which is becoming one of my paysite pet peeves. The good news is that they are starting off with a 30% discount, making the monthly rate €19.99, which is less expensive than your typical paysite. That is a fair price for such niche-specific masturbatory content, despite the small catalog.
Even though there were only seven pornstars to choose from, Parasited presented this professional masturbator with a dilemma: Where should I start? The date with an infected redhead and the parasite-laden camp scenario both piqued my interest, but Valentina Nappi was ultimately what drew me to Office Pt. 2, which was released just a few weeks ago. When I know she is going to do something bad, it’s always hard to resist her. My requirements were met by the trio in the thumbnail.
It starts with a slow, spooky pan toward a suburban home and lasts about ten minutes. When a slick, glistening, wet Valentina walks into the room, the male lead, Vince, is pacing around and looks tense in the beginning. He doesn’t look at all relieved. As she tries to imitate him, he says, „You are not acting right.“ After he has helped her onto the couch, he turns around and sees Cherry Kiss standing behind him. While Valentina petches her cat, she grabs his face and gives him a kiss that drips with mucus. Vince then vomits on the floor.
I don’t know if I would flee the two aggressive pornstars, slime or not. In this scene, some good women are rolled into the bizarre alien shit. Cherry holds Vince in place while Valentina covers Vince’s feet in ooze and suckers his cock. Cherry rides his face, and Vince laps at her pussy until she pours a torrent of thick, clear slime all over him, giving the impression that he is finally getting into it.
Valentina tells Vince, „Now you’re going to know what it is like to fuck my assistant.“ You’ve always been curious. They manage to include a fair amount of variety for such a brief scene. Doggystyle, cock riding, dick sucking, and a lot of pussy eating take place. A few gallons of alien slime and milky white simulated semen will also be served to you.
Cherry tells Valentina, „Ultimate climax is the best pleasure of all,“ as she gives Vince a footjob, explaining that if she chooses that option, he will become a sex slave. The girls are seen laughing at the end of the movie as Valentina walks off-camera with her decision made.
Parasited.com is definitely not a pornographic website that I would suggest to anyone. However, unlike Hentaied, it is a much simpler recommendation for those who enjoy freaky-ass hentai and wish they could find live-action adaptations. Each of the films, which feature high-caliber pornstars in slime-drenched hardcore sci-fi scenarios, is beautifully, bizarrely, and cinematically produced. The tour page is worth a look, even if the wild, exotic novelty of it all doesn’t immediately pique your interest. Who can say? You might even discover a new fetish to indulge in.
