Since bukkake is the craze of the moment, I decided to investigate the largest bukkake I could find on film. It’s not surprising that it’s hard to get official numbers on that kind of thing. It turns out that for some reason, the Guinness Book of World Records does not keep track of that one.
Why? The Guinness Book of Pornographic Records The initial purpose of publishing the Guinness Book of World Records was to facilitate dispute resolution in bars. Since sex disputes frequently arise in bars, I believe that three-quarters of the book ought to be devoted to sex topics each year.
Be aware that I keep track of some sex records in the event that you find yourself in such a situation. Check it out if you’re at a local bar and want to know how long the longest penis is or how much the strongest vagina can lift.
One of the records we track is the world’s biggest posse bang. Nine hundred and nineteen dicks entered a single vagina during this gang bang. After that, that pussy must have been completely destroyed. The following two weeks saw her lying on an ice block.
I can’t help but wonder what guy number nine hundred and nineteen went through. That jerk’s pussy probably didn’t even touch his cock, I imagine. It had to have been like a gentle breeze. Nonetheless, I commend him for his ability to disarm.
That was a remarkable achievement, but it did not include bukkake, which was absolutely stupid. Assuming she was figuring straight, she might have hit two birds with one stone. However, I suppose a prostitute who consumes nearly a thousand sexes daily is not thinking clearly.
I was able to locate a video of a woman swallowing 141 loads, which is a remarkable feat. This bitch was thinking. She was aware that she could simultaneously tag the cum swallowing record and the bukkake. Congratulations.
That record only irritates me because it seems low. The gangbang record ought to be lower than the bukkake record. The bukkake record can be won by a bitch without touching a single cock. Simply gather a thousand men and allow them to beat you down. Have a fluffers toward the front of the line to assist with accelerating the cycle, and you could be in and out with your record in several hours.
I’m beginning to feel obligated to carry this out. To me, it seems like such a simple job. I even know the ideal sex slave. Marion from CumDrinkingWife is the ideal up-and-comer. She would adore each and every moment of it and be glad for her achievement. Additionally, her husband would not have any issues recording the events.
Indeed, assuming it works out, I’ll let you know where that video could wind up. BukkakeFest. Might there be a superior name for a site that conveys the most monster bukkake ever? I doubt it.
You should be aware that Bukkake Fest is a paid premium porn site because I don’t want you to think that all these loads just drop from the sky. Cum has to come from somewhere. It would be free if it were called the „bukkake party.“ However, this is an absolute bukkake fest. Thankfully, they have a variety of membership options to suit everyone, from casual visitors to ardent bukkake aficionados.
First of all, they offer a limited two-day trial for $1.98 if you want to see more before you buy. You ought to have plenty of time to fall in love with the material here.
A thirty-day, non-recurring membership for $39.95 is the second choice. If you choose this, all I can say is that you are a complete fool. When I go over some of the other choices you have, you’ll see why. Try not to simply toss your mother’s remittance through of the window.
The one-month price drops to $29.95 if you’re willing to sign up for a recurring membership. That is still too much for my blood, but it is far superior to forty dollars.
A ninety-day recurring membership for $59.95 is the fourth choice. That amounts to approximately twenty dollars per month. We are now more within my price range. You can’t waste money when you have as many porn subscriptions as I do.
The next option is a subscription for a half-year that costs $89.95. That brings the month to month value down to fifteen bucks. Yeah, yeah. Even though it is not the most cost-effective option, that is an excellent value for what you get.
You’ll have to commit to bukkake masturbation for a year in order to achieve that. You could sign up for another decade given your track record thus far, so a year doesn’t seem like much of a commitment. You’ll pay $119.40 if you go for it. It only costs $9.95 per month.
The Bukkake Fest website has a simple but polished design. The sharp lines are not difficult to follow, and the tasteful is everything except conspicuous. Home, Photos, Movies, Favorites, Live Cams, Bonus, Med Store, Discounts, Support, Free Bonus Sites, and Search Bar are all found in the top-level main menu.
Free bonus websites for life?! I’m sorry, oh. Did you know that your Bukkake Fest membership also includes access to thirty other websites? In fact, it does. That is quite possibly of the biggest organization you can get for one cost. Amateur Dumb Fucks, Big Black and White, Check Out My Chick, Cock Ring Hand Jobs, Fat and Flabby, Female Hard Body, Fuck Me, Grandpa, I Love Small Tits, Just Right Height, Hairy Arms, Teen Girl Photos, and Hot Bitch High are just a few of the many treasures that can be found on the list.
As though that wasn’t sufficient, they additionally have a connection to the Pornography Markdown Club, where you’ll find a wide range of cash saving open doors for destinations like Nubiles, My Family Pies, Dream Back rub, Projecting Sofa X, and Bratty Sister.
To cite that Oxiclean fellow who kicked the bucket from a cocaine glut, „yet pause. More follows.“ In case you want to try something different, Bukkake Fest also has a lot of bonus content that isn’t from Bukkake. The lesson here is that this location is overflowing with information.
Check out the medicine store on Bukkake Fest if you have a medical condition but would rather die from a mysterious drug interaction. Personally, I have complete faith in drugs from porn sites. They certainly have nothing to do with my night blindness, tinnitus, or the thumb that is sprouting out of my groin. Doctors, please. Allow Bukkake Fest to deal with all of your medical care needs. And before you ask, yes, Bitcoin can be used to buy pills.
Bukkake Fest doesn’t have its own live streaming substance however rather connections to High schooler Dreams Live. Therefore, you’re seriously screwing up if you’re a fan of Teen Dreams but haven’t seen it in person.
Christmas, The Paw Patrol, and Oral-Induced Whiplash Let’s take a look at some of Bukkake Fest’s content to get an idea of what they like to post. You can always count on these guys to provide excellent Christmas bukkake content because they are big on holidays. Take a look at the photo sets titled „Christmas Bukkake“ and „Christmas Gang Bang.“ They don’t have imaginative names, but they deliver on their promises.
Additionally, a video with the title „Lexi Dink Xmas – Bukkake Videos“ exists. Unless you’re autistic, the name Lexi Dink is a terrible one for porn. This scumbag appears to require assistance going to the bathroom. Is she able to read, or does she like to watch Paw Patrol? You are aware of my feelings regarding The Paw Patrol. # APPCAB.
On Bukkake Fest, Catalia Valentine has some excellent holiday-themed content. More dicks decimate this chum than most people can handle. In „Catalia Valentine – Bukkake,“ she is accompanied by an unidentified British woman with a charming mouth and an irritating accent. She keeps the cocks who are waiting for Catalia occupied.
These two women put in a lot of effort. Their neck muscles leave me speechless. After sucking so much cock, they’ll both need a massage. I don’t want either of them to get whiplash from something they ate. Trying to explain that to your doctor is never fun. That is except if a bitch has any desire to screw her primary care physician.
Bukkake Fest lives up to the name’s promise. Cum is being sprayed all over the place, filling it to the brim. Between them, this multitude of bitches take tons of burdens.
A bukkake website with thirty other websites in its network can’t offer much more. One subscription will keep you occupied for many years to come. Although the one-time, non-recurring fee of forty dollars isn’t bad for the amount of porn you get access to, I would complain about it.
It is time for you to spread the word about Bukkake Fest. Who exactly is this location’s true bukkake champion? It’s the floor covering under your PC work area.