It’s about time that I wrote a review of DancingBear. I know; This one has you on the edge of your seat. So get comfy and read this fantastic review that I’m about to dish out. You probably already know a lot about this website, and even if you haven’t, you probably have seen some of their videos on XVideos and other similar tube sites, even if you didn’t technically know where they came from. I’m going to explain to you in great detail how DancingBear is monopolizing their presence on every porn channel simultaneously and taking over the porn industry. This is a ground-breaking pornographic website that is successfully introducing a novel form of pornography to the general public.
DancingBear is a pioneer; There is no getting around it. The type of porn they produce is entirely unique to their brand. Although there have been numerous imitations along the way, the original boys have not stopped doing what they are best at: shoving their cocks in the faces of women. There is so much to say about DancingBear that I will try to cover it all. Keep in mind that I’m technically looking at their website, but I also want to look at them as a brand. This means that even if you watch these videos for free on a third-party website in a lower resolution, it still counts. Okay, let’s get down to the meat of this fantastic website and discover why I’m so ecstatic.
Attack of the Horny Chicks offers an original take on a relatively unknown subgenre of porn that features a lot of naked women and men in full clothing. Men often don’t start out in clothes; At other times, they attend the party in their birthday suits. Party, perhaps? I was referring to a bar mitzva or something similar. Perhaps they’re weddings or unhitched male gatherings. I’m unsure. Whatever the case may be, each scene takes place at a full-blown party with male strippers who double as pornstars because women can’t resist the goods.
The men that perform are proficient strip artists, consequently the name. They are the bears mentioned in the title. However, they are not like the old stereotypes of gay bears. They’re buff as damnation and swung from here to the Amazon. They have genuine pythons, and they won’t hesitate to release them on the majority. In reference to the masses, the party is entirely female. I’m thankful that I haven’t seen a single person who has been hurt.
That concludes the general set-up for Fucking on the Dancefloor. You might have pondered the question of how naked men could possibly attract straight men, and there you have it. There are many chicks who are drawing in the fellows in vulgar demonstrations consistently. You are not the guys; you are here to insult them. The strippers serve more as a self-insert surrogate so that you can witness the events through their eyes. Although it would be much easier to get caught up in the action if the guys were all fat and ugly, that would hurt DancingBear’s reputation, so the guys will all look like gym rats.
By now, it should be abundantly clear that I have no qualms about the men in these videos. We are in this for the fetuses. So, who are these little girls? Actually, many of them are pornstars, which kind of spoils the videos‘ amateurish vibe. You want to believe that these are real bachelor parties with women who have „gone wild,“ as we used to say then. Even though some of the girls are professionals, this fantasy still exists to some extent. However, not all of them are experts. That is the most amazing aspect.
The majority of these babes are, in fact, novices who lack experience in the art of filming flesh. They are random women who were invited to these all-you-can-drink parties, where they get soaked and wild with men they haven’t met before. They don’t in fact need to jump into the activity, making the scene all the really fascinating. There are approximately fifty different babes in a typical clip, but only a few of them will actually get down and dirty. Now, how does it function?
Every party begins with the guys performing for the ladies. They shake their bodies, dance, and whip their cocks out. The girls then act like complete apes and begin tossing their clothes all over the place. The majority of videos also begin with the girls having fun sucking the guys off. They are really attempting to convince you that the action is purely recreational and spontaneous. It should appear as though no one is being paid or told to do anything. You want to believe that these slobs can’t keep their hands or mouths from cock.
This sort of relaxed sucking and fucking around at last transforms into an all out bash, with the exception of the young ladies act the manner in which straight young ladies act, all things considered. i.e., they rarely touch one another. The majority of them gather around the man and beg to be the next to get sucked in. There aren’t many lesbians in this scene. They probably kept it boy/girl because they wanted to sell this porn as a project that only involved heterosexuals.
Amateurs and Pornstars Aside from a few well-known faces like Remi LaCroix, who I’ve seen in DancingBear videos before, the women and men in these videos don’t have a lot of recognizable faces. That adds to the amateurish vibe and gives the impression that these videos were secretly taken with a button camera at a rave or other event.
It’s important to note that DancingBear is throwing the actual parties, and the girls are just guests. I suppose you could say that these parties are like the bad things Hugh Hefner used to do at his mansion in the past. Although they are sex parties, no one is required to take part. It’s all very casual and relaxed.
The length of time these guys go without working is absolutely mind-boggling to me. The dudes seriously sweat for the money. DancingBear videos typically run for an hour and a half, and the site has hundreds, if not thousands, of them. This indicates that these guys have repeatedly accomplished the same impressive feat: fucking chicks and being sucked off for more than an hour without blowing a load. That is quite impressive. I, for one, am capable of competing in that regard, but it is still impressive to observe how hard these guys work.
For what it’s worth, they’re also pretty damn good strippers. Since the majority of people are here to lie to the girls, I don’t think it matters much, but I have to give credit where credit is due. These guys put in a lot of effort to produce videos that are much more engaging to watch. They are putting in their best effort to keep the action going and are always in a good mood. However, if dozens of women were sucking me off at once, I would, like them, crack a wide-eyed smile.
The website has changed, and the videos have been uploaded. Alright, let’s get to the difficult part of every paid website—the money. DancingBear is a part of a huge network with a ridiculous number of websites, including BangBros and Haze Her, among others. Triple-A productions dominate the discussion here. That is the reason there’s a periodic conspicuous pornstar in these recordings. All of these websites cost around $20 per month, though there are some deals and promotions that try to get you to pay more in the long run.
You probably want to know if DancingBear is worth the money. All things considered, indeed, kind of. Their content is definitely worth the money they’re asking, but their website is a huge letdown. It’s way too slow! I’ve seen porn channels with video load times that are faster than this. Even changing the video resolution necessitated reloading the entire page. In this day and age, that is unacceptable.
That pretty much sums up my point here. When you consider that you have to shell out a lot of money in order to access these videos, DancingBear’s overall design as well as the optimization of its website are atrociously subpar. In addition, they have the audacity to display dynamic advertisements on the website even after you have registered as a paying customer. I get the impression that they are a little bit too eager for money for their own good. They are fortunate because the content they produce is worth the effort; any other way, I wouldn’t care much about them.