ManureFetish

Fetish! Manure! You mother lovers prepared to see some serious poo? I’m not talking about time travel or hard-core anal fisting; rather, I’m talking about 100% real, genuine feces. This one’s somewhat unique in relation to your regular scat site in that the crap comes not from wonderful woman poop holes, but rather from creatures. Truth be told, you fortunate homestead fucker, ManureFetish is about bitches messing about in the cow-like poo pits of a major ass steers farming activity.

ManureFetish.com is fairly brand-new, and honestly? This is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I take great pride in being the first to try a new weird, kinky-ass fetish, but this is the first time I’ve heard of people starting with cow shit. Despite the fact that they aren’t the most popular porn site on the planet, they get around 200 visitors per day. That is significantly more than I anticipated.

Is This Scat or Something else entirely?
Load up ManureFetish and you’re quickly welcomed with a drawing of a beautiful homestead young lady with her overalls pulled down and greenish cow poo spread all around her titties and paunch. The image is hilariously gross, making me laugh out loud like a fucking retard and slightly retching my mouth. Look down the page and you’ll see some much more dreadful poop. Here, I mean „shit“ literally and figuratively.

A picture of a girl with red hair and no clothes on is the first real image you’ll see. She is actually waist-deep in a pit of cow feces, which makes it difficult to tell she is naked. She has it smeared all over her body, up to her neck, and it is thick as mud. It’s a pity because it looks like she has a small, tight figure underneath.

Naturally, you won’t probably find it regrettable. If you’re even reading this, I’m going to guess that the smell of farts gives you a raging hard boner. Just looking at this picture, I can almost smell the feces.

But I keep wondering: Is this spit or another substance?

Don’t get me wrong—cow dung is absolutely disgusting, but it is nowhere near as disgusting as human feces. Take a look at it. One of the most repugnant odors that can touch your nose is the sweet scent of a person’s diarrhea. That is evolution’s message to you for millions of years: stay away from your own feces because it is poison and will kill you. The aroma of ripe cow pies is comparable to a pleasant stroll through a sunny field when compared to a porta-john on a hot day.

Perhaps that is getting excessively picky. Perhaps it doesn’t fucking make any difference whatsoever. Here’s what I’ll tell you: The gross bitches in these ManureFetish pieces have a lot more brown filth to play with because cows spit a lot more than people do.

Smear Yourself with Cow Poop and Jack Off Every once in a while, you hear about a creep who is caught lurking in a portable toilet’s sewage chamber at a festival or something. The next thing you know, a dozen guys are trying to wrestle a slippery naked man that has been greased up with human excrement after some broad goes in to take a dump and sees a slimy face looking at her. A fraction of the time, that odiferous lube assists the mother lover with getting away.

That kind of thing rarely appears in scat movies, probably because it requires so much poop. Gracious, also it’s surely hazardous and really freaking undesirable. Sepsis is probably going to kill you if you have a goddamn hangnail or a scraped knee.

ManureFetish is most likely a fucking dream work out as expected to individuals who need to take a plunge in a waste shower. Even though it isn’t the pretty girl poop you were picturing before you jerked off, it is still a virtual hot tub of liquid poop.

The primary photograph set with a female model they at any point delivered was called Emily in the Compost Channel. Emily is that pretty girl with red hair I saw earlier. The blog entry about it talks with satisfaction about their most memorable fruitful female-involved try, similar to a mother who’s glad for her youngster dropping a big load in the latrine for the absolute first time, removing it from the pot and spreading everything over their bodies.

The preview images show the girl in an out-of-the-poop channel. She is always naked and completely covered in disgusting filth, which you can almost smell through the screen. The photo set costs 35 euros and contains nearly 600 images and takes up three gigabytes.

Holy crap. For a pile of photos, that’s a lot of euros. I suppose putting out smog in a deep niche pays off, doesn’t it? No one is handing over that sort of cash for lesbian trios. For less than a photo set here, you can sign up for a month at almost any premium sex site.

Take a Dive Into Liquid Cow Shit Porn I looked around the Shop section of ManureFetish to see what else was available. You were right if you thought they were all stocked with cow manure and people playing in it. Well, in this case, „stocked up“ is just a little more than a dozen pieces of content, which is a lot more manure porn than you’ll find anywhere else.

The fact that the majority of the content features guys rather than girls is one of the most surprising aspects of the Shop. There are only one Emily photo set filed under Women, and a dozen are filed under Men. I sincerely couldn’t say whether that implies it’s an eccentric obsession, or on the other hand assuming the real poop gets individuals hard and not the individual playing in it.

For €25, they have a movie called „Mud and Manure.“ It includes a man moving around in a cow field, getting shrouded in mud and poo, and messing with a buttplug. The video is a 40-minute spectacle of pushing fresh, warm cow dung up his own asshole, fucking his ass with a dildo, and jerking off with poop.

Under this healthy poop-stuffing movie are a few lovely Related Products. Manure Fun at Home is a movie about a man who collects a large bucket of cow dung outside, brings it inside, warms it, and then plays with it. You know, as you do. The thumbnails are entertaining in that they show a man’s movement from a misfit in a tub with a container of crap, to a fruitcake in a tub canvassed in the crap that used to be in the can. He also uses an inflatable buttplug for play.

I suppose the bathtub is the best place for cow dung to be brought into a home. Under the Cowshed is probably your only option if you want to soak in a real pool of cow dung. That is actually one of only a few videos and photo collections on the website that has a rating. As expected, it received a five out of five rating and produced a sequel: Vol. 2 of Under the Cowshed.

Beat Off to Cow Scat Erotica
As mind-blowingly sickening as ManureFetish will be to most watchers, it’s extremely clear that this is an ongoing source of both pain and joy to whoever made the site. Someone truly adores their cow dung. The erotic stories in the Blog section will let you know how serious these perverts are if the video, photography, and lovingly written descriptions of people horsing around with cow caca weren’t enough to convince you.

A brief story about a growing romance on a farm somewhere caught my attention. It peruses like some other suggestive fiction, just there’s a lot of excrement spread all around the simulated intercourses. I live in the city, so maybe I don’t know much. When you want to get your fuck on down on the ranch, maybe the only thing you do is play in the butt mud.

I suppose it’s different strokes for different people. I don’t like ManureFetish, but I’m not in the small audience that can get a raging boner by putting their face in a cow pie. I have no idea where else you could get your fix of farm animal waste if you have any erotic attachment to it. I suppose you should try it.