I’m glad Scat Book let me join their social network because I’m sick and tired of being banned from all the other ones. I wonder if Facebook’s administrators even poop like the rest of us because of its ridiculously stringent rules. Honestly, that is the strongest evidence I’ve seen to date that old Zuck is a robot or reptilian humanoid. Mark, if you are reading this, I challenge you to show us your dumps and demonstrate that you are a regular person.
Mark Zuckerberg would need to change the principles of his own foundation to take on my test, and I ain’t pausing my breathing. It’s not on the grounds that I could do without the smell; Simply put, I don’t believe he has it in him. I mean turds. To demonstrate their mankind by uncovering their defecation, Scatbook.com might be the best spot to make it happen. „The one-of-a-kind social network for fans of the most extreme content,“ they proclaim. As a content-sales platform, I would point out the obvious similarity to OnlyFans, albeit with filthier content. You probably already know from the title that they’re talking about spit and poop, but I was curious to see what else I could do inside.
To be honest, this is a social network for the worst offenders: When I first heard about Scatbook, I was skeptical. I’ve reviewed a lot of extreme pornographic and fetish websites to know that scat is still a pretty deep niche. I quickly contemplated whether the subgenre had a fanbase sufficiently large to help a real interpersonal organization, particularly when so many coprophiles would like to remain mysterious. Since they receive nearly a million visits each month, the traffic statistics alone gave me hope.
It turns out that this is a thriving group of people who enjoy extreme pornography. They display numbers on the front, including a live count that may have increased by the time you read this. They currently have 7.5 thousand creators, as I type this. I didn’t anticipate that to be so much. I’m sure it has a blatantly fragrant odor there.
Scatbook registration is quick and easy; all you need is a username, email address, and password. If you don’t mind sharing the credentials you use to post your most boring thoughts, you can even log in using Twitter. They’ll likewise inquire as to whether you’re a Fan or Maker. Although I will be reviewing the film as a fan, it is important to note that creators receive 80% of sales. That is identical to OnlyFans, which is good news for both parties: You can support your favorite sexy poopers if you’re a fan; You can get a nice chunk of change if you’re a sexy pooper.
I love how open and honest these guys are about what you get when you sign up. OnlyFans and a large number of its clones have a totally exhausting, SFW presentation page that doesn’t let you know crap about fuck. Scatbook.com’s greeting page, then again, has a lot of alternating telephones with photographs of wonderful ladies spread with poop, dominatrixes motioning toward the latrine and ladies plunking down to drop a deuce. It’s safe to say that you won’t mistake this for a social network for scat singers. Except if you mean ladies belting out the hits while pooing. Be careful, GG Allin!)
Once you enter, you’ll find a nice layout that looks and feels a lot like your typical social network if it were taken over by fans of extreme sex. Recommend Content filled my feed because I was brand-new and hadn’t followed or subscribed to anyone yet. While some of it is obscured and can only be accessed by paying the model’s entry fee, the remainder provides a nice representation of the site’s content.
Scatbook.com is more than just scat, despite its name. Extreme sex actually comes in a nice variety. A woman fucking herself, another feeding a man homemade chocolate, a girl posing in a skimpy dress and leg cast, a POV video of an ebony giant spitting on your face and pooping in a diaper, and a MILF milking her husband and feeding him the man milk were among the first things I saw. Additionally, there is poop, pooping in the toilet, and a trio with roleplayed forced feminization and spit all over the place.
Within the last 24 hours, I added everything I just listed. I wonder if the sewer systems will be able to keep up with the amount of content that is being added at such a rapid rate by Scatbook creators. On the other hand, all of the human toilets and millions of ruined bedsheets help the porcelain toilets accomplish their task.
Over 104,000 videos and 58,000 photos have been uploaded to the site by the freaky pornstars, amateur fetish models, and people who love to spit. Although you won’t be able to purchase all of that stinky spit, it’s nice to have such a diverse selection from such a diverse range of creators. Color me impressed, which I assume is a brown hue because I wasn’t expecting half as much.
Freebies are another advantage that Scatbook has over OnlyFans. I’ve always had a problem with the big boys in amateur model subscriptions because there aren’t many free previews. There are a lot of sneak peeks on Scatbook.com, and I’m sure the cheapskates in the audience can get a few without spending a penny.
Live Poop Feeds, Shit Subscriptions, and Scat Movies I checked out a one-minute freebie of a bondage-clad woman riding her husband like an ass-pegged horse while her friend was watching a movie. She gets him to stand up, smears some snot into his mouth with her ass, and then we see her squatting over his face and letting out a stream of poop. The guy starts to vomit as she shoves a heap of soft serve dookie into his mouth at the end of the video.
I navigated to see the model’s full profile. The majority of creators appear to sell subscriptions or individual videos on Scatbook.com. Natalia, this woman, offers a plethora of free videos but charges thirty bones for full access. If you fall in love with multiple shitty broads, prices can really start to add up because that’s about what you’d pay for a typical paysite. Scatbook.com still had more surprises for me. Story of my fucking life I assumed there would be subscriptions and VOD (Video on Demand) before I signed up for an account. I was correct on that front, but the live streams surprised me. Obviously, they don’t have as many camwhores as Chaturbate does, but the girls here are much dirtier and there are more of them than I expected. If you want to see someone pinching a loaf live on webcam, this may be one of your best options because there aren’t many cam sites dedicated to extreme porn.
You can get one step closer to the action by purchasing physical items if live viewing isn’t for you. Only a few of the models I looked at at Scatbook were selling used pajamas, but it is still a young platform. Check out one of the websites I have listed in my Buy Used Pants section at ThePornDude if you are having trouble locating the appropriate soiled G-string here.
What Scatbook.com is doing and who the site is aimed at are very clearly stated. If you’ve read this far, I’m assuming you’re a good fit. The front page of the establishment will probably tell you if you fall into this demographic. This is, without a doubt, the best adult social network and content platform for fans of extreme sex, especially those whose fetishes involve fragrant bodily fluids flying all over the place in a orgy of filth. Sign up and look around for free, poopy, so get started.