Loading...I’ve been bitching a lot, in case you haven’t noticed yet. Every day, seven days a week, I thrust my member into pussies, mouths, and asses. On the Lord’s Day, double time. Sundays are long and tiring.
Working in the Pink Mines My cock is a man of the working class. He goes to work every day, looking forward to the day ahead. I enjoy keeping my wang on edge. Will we be tiny teens with tiny names? Or, what about Latin maids with big tusks? I never missed a month of bedtime with two albino ebony whores. Those slobs are brilliant. In a dark room, their tits are visible.
With so much sexual activity, it can be hard to make time for my career. Fortunately, I run my own company and set my own hours. If not, I wouldn’t have such a full schedule.
I can’t, however, ignore Jack and Mack all day. I still have to sit down and write this shit, even though I consider plowing bitches to be part of the job. However, if I weren’t fucking, I wouldn’t be able to keep up my status as the „alpha male“ that you all seek out. I feel sorry for you. I am prepared to give it up.
The only thing I know about fucking as frequently as I do is that variety is essential. I’m not interested in missionary sex in its purest form. If a woman wants to make my eyes cross and my legs shake, she better be prepared to work for it because my average stimulation levels are about as high as they can get.
I can assure you that no other man in this spinning blue ball pushes his sexual partners to work harder. Ladies are aware that having my penis in them is an honor. Every woman deserves the opportunity to ascend my manhood. So, bitches don’t want to waste the opportunity. They are aware that the only way they will be invited back into my bedroom is if they f*ck me up.
On my cock, I have bitches performing New York City Subway Gymnastics. I have trained on my wonder-willy with female tantric monks who have come down from the Tibetan mountain peaks. They adore my inexhaustible stamina and the fact that I am the only non-monastic person who can keep up with them. Even in editing their religious text, I contributed. Over here, I’m writing the f*ck bible.
As you can see, millions, if not billions, of sluts all over the world are aware of my pussy skill. You might be curious as to whether having so much sex eventually becomes boring. Definitely not. But maybe it wouldn’t if ladies didn’t have three places where a cock could fit.
I’m pretty sure I’d get bored if the only place I could stick my wang in a bitch was through her gash. However, I am fortunate to reside in a solar system where a single human possesses the puss, mouth, and asshole. Being on this planet can sometimes be amazing.
New Blood I shove my slippery mister down a bitch’s throat when I get tired from the vagina. Peni owners all over the world adore blowouts. This is because men are not required to work at all. I adore sitting back in my recliner, turning on the game, and having some unknown harlot wet my whistle.
When your favorite team was scoring points, have you ever committed a but? It’s an incredible sense of accomplishment and relief. An unparalleled ASMR experience is created when the crowd’s cheers and the choking and gurgling sounds combine.
But boredom can’t be stopped by just talking. The Porndude is the Porndude for a reason, and I enjoy it when a chicken head cares enough to bob on my nob. I slobber like a champion. As a bitch, I exert every ounce of effort. This is how I like it. A labor of love, it is.
It’s time to bask in the dim light of the dark star after the pussy and mouth have both enjoyed their time in the sun. It’s time to look into the whale’s eye. To put it another way, it is time to expose my genitals and heart to the possibilities that lie within the colon. People, I’m referring to butt sex. Also, I’m referring to r/ButtSharpies. Since you guys have never had regular sex, I’m sure you have never slammed your wiggler into a slutty woman’s brown banger. Additionally, if you haven’t done that, you haven’t stuck Sharpie markers up a woman’s groin. Let me try to describe the sensation of anal sex.
First of all, it’s much tighter than the pussy, depending on who you’re inside of. especially if it’s a virgin in the anal. Don’t pass up the opportunity to taste the dookie cherry. You can test the hole out first by marking it with a marker. Second, the colon feels different. Don’t forget to take a picture for r/ButtSharpies. The best way I can describe it so you can understand it is as if you were given a new Fleshlight insert.
Thirdly, yes, there may be some feces. However, you won’t notice any brown specks when a hottie is twerking her tight B-hole on your member.
PenisSharpie, on the other hand, the penis isn’t the main attraction right now. Sharpie markers are used. „The name says it all,“ reads the headline at the top of the r/ButtSharpies page. It absolutely does. I’m curious if Sharpie is aware of the events in r/ButtSharpies. They might be able to use it as an advertisement.
On October 15, 2011, r/ButtSharpies was established. The subreddit has had one hundred seventy thousand members over the past twelve years. That is sufficient to maintain the steady flow of new content.
The opening line of the „about community“ section of the subreddit is my favorite: „Welcome to r/ButtSharpies, home of the infamous Sharpie-in-pooper craze.“
Two inquiries: Is it actually popular to stick Sharpies in your buttocks, and is it infamous? That is for you to respond to. I cannot offer everything to you. Around here, you’ll need to put in some effort.
What Makes a Hot Post? Let’s examine the components of a hot post on r/ButtSharpies. I’ll start by answering the question that I’m sure you all have. You won’t just find markers in the form of Sharpies here. Off-brand rip-offs and dry-erase markers, for example, occasionally make the cut. Sincerely, it has no effect on me. I consider a marker up the butt to be a marker up the butt.
On r/ButtSharpies, the posts with the fewest details are close-up asshole shots drawn with just a single Sharpie. Those slobs have only just begun their anal training. They will soon be pushing watermelons up there.
However, the majority of posts go beyond a single Sharpie. There are typically four to five markers, according to me. That is about five to six inches in diameter. That’s a lot more education than a snob needs to fuck your deplorable cock. Even a single marker is too far. Even the cap isn’t big enough for your dick!
On r/ButtSharpies, some women enjoy figuring out which hole can accommodate additional markers. I love it when the vagina and asshole vie for attention. Similar to evolution, it
Even commenters bet on which hole has the most room, according to some women. What’s that? I have never been wrong, and I don’t think I will ever be. I’m a sommelier by trade. Nothing gets by me. I need not even see the holes. I can easily determine which hole is larger by looking in a cunt’s face.
Betas might think that the vagina always wins, but that’s not always the case. The same can be said for assholes. Although a virgin asshole would not be able to compete with a slutty vagina, after a few months of training, the game can be won.
As a result, some women find that carrying an arsenal of markers is insufficient. They want both a marker-filled pussy and an asshole simultaneously. When that happens, you can tell a cunt is a real whore. The majority of women never put anything in either hole throughout their entire lives. I’m here to change that, which is a damn shame. I’ll gladly assist any woman who asks.
The original and creative porn subreddit r/ButtSharpies exists. This kind of thing rarely occurs. Additionally, the majority of unique porn subreddits lack members. There are a lot of perverts in r/ButtSharpies. What people find attractive is hilarious. I find it fascinating to no end.
The only thing I would like to see in r/ButtSharpies is more bodies. Nearly every image is a close-up asshole selfie. I’m also attempting to see some tits and arches. I like all of it.
You probably just bought some Sharpies from Amazon. It’s a pity that you can’t order a little girl’s asshole from Amazon as well. r/ButtSharpies will have to do.
