Hotdogging

If you haven’t already noticed, I drill many chicks. Every day, I dip my stick several times in a cunt. I don’t take vacations. My cock lays pipe in the manner of an oil driller. Every morning, it jumps into the work, looking forward to another double shift. Who I might be dicking down, you never know. It could be the girl next door, a porn star, or even a famous person.

Will I be boning a size B tit with an ebony BBW? Alternately, I might go with a tiny teen with cute breasts. I won’t stop there, however. You can get some Porn Dude dick for Asian cunts, midgets, amputees, and others. I don’t have any bias.

My Fuck Calander With so much on my sex calendar, it can be hard to find time to write for you guys. I am fortunate to run my own company. I don’t have bosses who can control what I do. But that doesn’t mean I get to slack, jack, and mack all day for free. Nonetheless, I consider maintaining sexual activity to be an essential part of the job. If I want you guys to trust my word, I need to keep up my status as the alpha male, and the best way I can do that is to cum in bitches as often as I can.

The only thing that keeps me from tearing up sluts as frequently as I do is the need to experiment. Sometimes you have to stir the pot. My boat can’t stay afloat with missionary sex through the genitals. Because my average stimulation levels are unmatched, a woman who wants to make me a cumbucket needs to be an expert in her field.

What then takes place when the pussy loses its luster? What should I do next? The starfish that puckered. The box for farts the pouch of chocolate The chocolate showerhead. The tarnished starfish The balloon tangle. The smell crease. I’m talking about anal sex, and everyone understands.

Let Me Be Your Ass Guide Some people see me as an advocate for sex without a partner. Although I am here to spread the good word of the anus, I am aware that not all gentlemen enjoy packing their wang into the peach ring. Men and women of all races and religions should be able to enjoy anal sex.

Why? I could come up with a million and one reasons, but I don’t have time to go over them all. Most importantly is the butt-centric climax. Creaming with anal stimulation is not for everyone, but both men and women can do it. It’s possible that the key to giving her orgasms like she never thought possible is in your bitches firehole.

You scumbags could be said to be the same. Have you ever misplaced one or two fingers there? You and a slut who is open to trying new things might find a cum button up there.

Ninety-four percent of the 31 percent of women who had anal during their most recent sexual encounter had orgasms, according to some recent research conducted by the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Batman, holy fucking shit!

The fact that a woman cannot conceive is perhaps anal sex’s greatest benefit. Condoms are essential, but if a bitch trusts me enough to let me go without one, I’m all for it. You can use as much baby batter as you want to fill a cunt’s rusty chimney. There is no such thing as a child who throws up.

However, I would be remiss if I did not mention that you must be cautious about jizz dribbling into the vaginal canal from the o-ring. After cumming, I like to turn a bitch on her back so that it doesn’t get into her pink gash, which is a common mistake. Spawning is the last thing I need in my life. A real cock block would result.

You also have the option of being aggressive, attaching your lips to the snatch, and sucking the snatch out of the bitch before it can harm your pregnancy. For those who are unfamiliar, felching refers to the process of sucking the snot and jizz out of another person’s groin. It doesn’t appeal to me, but many gay men enjoy it.

Don’t be a jerk when people say that anal is the same as vaginal sex when your girl is bleeding. What a gang of girls! Are you betas going to let the sight of some blood discourage you from getting wet? So allow me to clarify this. You won’t let some red blood cells taint your manhood, but you’re fine with spreading the tacos she ate yesterday all over your cum musket? That seems illogical to me.

People frequently attempt to put it in the poop chute for the first time because of the stigma attached to the practice. Breaking rules makes both men and women extremely horny for some reason. Anal is a straightforward method for achieving that from the convenience of your own home.

Get Your Hotdogs Here Being able to have anal sex without feeling uncomfortable opens up a whole new world of sexual possibilities. You won’t believe this, but you can have anal sex without actually inserting your penis into a woman’s groin. There is a different approach, and it is fantastic.

It is known as hotdogging. Based on context clues, those who passed your SATs probably know what hotdogging is. When you get what amounts to a butt job when you slide your cock between a slut’s buttcheeks.

Despite the fact that butt jobs aren’t as well-known as their cousins‘ hand jobs, tit jobs, and blow jobs, they are still fantastic. That depends on whether the bad girl has enough cheek to cover your man’s meat.

Although the exact origin of the butt job is unknown, twerking is my best guess. Sadly, none of my readers have ever twerked, which is a terrible shame. It’s the best dance form ever created. Jamacan daggering is the only competition it faces.

A truly skilled twerker will be able to feel your cock get hard. She will line up your cock with her ass crack and go to town if she likes you. I’ve even had women cream my pants on me. It’s a lot of fun, but it’s uncomfortable the rest of the night. It’s awkward to talk to my male friends in boxers full of jizz.

The woman who made me jizz my pants at the club might be on r/Hotdogging, I wouldn’t be surprised. She would fit right in because I’m sure that all of these sexy women can twerk.

Slippery Slopes: As you’ll see on r/Hotdogging, if you want to get a butt job, you’ll need this essential tool: lube. Unlike pussy, ass cheeks don’t get wet, and if they do, it’s from poo. However, I do not require any lubricant, whereas you will.

This is due to the fact that I make women so filthy that pussy juice runs down their cracks. Lube is not required. That is prevalent on r/Hotdogging. These are some skilled cocks for stunts.

On r/Hotdogging, there are occasionally porn stars, but the majority of the content is amateur. I wouldn’t change anything. A woman who is willing to please performs butt jobs. Amateur cunts go above and beyond to produce excellent content.

I always enjoy a good tramp stamp, but a buttjob is when they really shine. It is a work of art that can be enjoyed while working out, and it is also perfectly positioned to catch your ropes when you break. By adding a splash of white, I like to believe I’m contributing to the tattoo’s completion.

On r/Hotdogging, the standard form of payment is tramp stamps. Tattoo artists must adore this page. They can get ideas and jerk off at the same time. I refer to that as multitasking.

On r/Hotdogging, not every clip ends in a cum shot, but many do. Similar to a cumshot and butt job page, this subreddit multitasks.

On r/Hotdogging, most of the content consists of close-up shots of just the ass and dick. You’ll have to come up with some creative ways to fill in the other bitches. However, there are a lot of wider camera angles available. Many cunts enjoy their entire body. This is how I like it.

r/Hotdogging fits the bill for my readers who are always looking for new and exciting forms of porn. Tonight, surprise yourself with something new. Rely on me. You’ll get a huge shot from your penis as a thank you.

The only thing I don’t like about r/Hotdogging is all the nonsense going on with Reddit right now. The drama should hopefully be over by the time you read this.

Sometimes you have to give up the burger meat and get a hotdog instead. Make r/Hotdogging your preferred hotdog.