Loading...Perfect Tits don’t always come to mind when I think of Reddit. I always imagine the typical Redditor to be a guy with huge moobs stretching out his food-stained Dragon Ball Z t-shirt while crumbs drip from his untidy neckbeard, which may be an unfair portrayal of its users. I am aware that the site’s user base cannot be entirely comprised of virgin weebs due to its size and popularity; perhaps this next sub is evidence that actual women do post on the platform. The fact of the matter is that you can fawn over this content, whether it is posted by beautiful women or lonely, irate individuals.
The r/PerfectTits subreddit has existed since 2014—almost a century ago in the age of the internet. Even though the level of activity at the moment is always the most accurate indicator on Reddit, its length of time tells you something about its popularity. This is a bustling hive of flawless jugs-focused amateur porn with 131k members and daily content. To be honest, I clicked the Join button years ago because I like pretty girls, DIY content, and boobs. Let me describe the boobies to which I’ve been cranking it.
Who Else Loves Perfect Tits? Every time I review a subreddit, I wonder how much refresher I need to give on Reddit.com. They’re one of the world’s most popular websites, with billions of visitors per month. I like to boast about how many people visit ThePornDude and other projects like PornDudeCasting, but compared to what Reddit is doing, that is nothing. The majority of websites simply cannot compete in terms of sheer numbers.
I’ll summarize if you just got out of a long time in prison but have never heard of it or investigated it for yourself: Reddit is a huge, sprawling message board where people talk about just about everything. Although the majority of the site is arguably SFW, I have ranked and reviewed a lengthy list of NSFW Subreddits. When you’re done jacking off, you can find people talking about whatever it is you like, like waifu pillows, Gundam model kits, anime dating simulators, being a lifelong virgin, fedoras, or even stuff that normal people like.
Thus, we arrive at PerfectTits. There are a lot of X-rated subscribers on Reddit.com due to the large number of daily visitors, but not all of them are the same. However, this particular one is absolutely flourishing. The sub gets a steady stream of new itty posts throughout the day and night. This review is being written on a Monday morning, and in the last few hours alone, there have been approximately a dozen posts.
This is not one of the sex subreddits with a lot of conversation. Every image on this site features at least one pair of those aptly named Perfect Tits, and each post is devoted to them. A selfie with the caption „My Nipples Are Hard As a Rock“ was posted just two minutes ago by a blonde with tattoos and nothing but ribbons. A slim, headless shot of a woman raising her shirt to reveal her own Perfect Tits came a few minutes earlier. After a nerdy girl with her tits out, a thicker woman with her sweater pulled up, and a blondie who looked like a pornstar posing naked on a couch, that happened.
In the world of smut, „perfect“ is undoubtedly a subjective term, and PerfectTits is no exception. The chicks are always gorgeous, but I like the variety of breasts that get the Perfect label. There are big naturals, cute little racks, monster boobs that have been surgically altered, and everything in between. I don’t see any lopsided titties, deflated balloons, or chicks with the wrong number of tatas, so maybe „everything“ isn’t quite right. No, you will only see Perfect Tits if the mods are doing their jobs.
The subreddit’s About page perfectly sums it up: The best tits on earth! We adore them all—big, small, fake, natural, perky, huge, tinny, juicy! I definitely feel like I’ve found the right place and am in good company as a boob guy. Are you with me?
Let’s All Have a Go at Perfect Tits Despite how much I enjoy riffing on the high levels of neckbeardism and virginity on Reddit, I am aware that not everyone is a dweeb or a dork. As I review these subtitles, one thing that keeps coming up is how much high-quality amateur pornography can be found all over the platform. This, in my opinion, is a byproduct of Reddit’s popularity and its acceptance of NSFW discussions.
One of the things I like best about r/PerfectTits is that it has a lot of good homebrew smut that is often posted by the people who made it. Links to a model’s OnlyFans page and other social media accounts are typically found when you click through to a poster’s profile. I mentioned a ribbon-wearing blonde girl who recently posted; She has a history of fake posts of naked selfies and a link to her OF in case you need more.
In case you were wondering, OnlyFans models are not prohibited from posting their content on PerfectTits. This has become a bit of a contentious issue on Reddit.com, where a lot of subs have made it illegal for social media babes to post their own content. I really don’t mind it at all. While browsing profiles, you might get lost in the paid content rabbit hole, but I don’t think the subscription itself is spammy. Regardless, which do you prefer, fat guys posting pictures of their boobies or the subjects themselves? It probably doesn’t matter to most people.
Several of the current r/PerfectTits posters‘ profiles and post histories actually caught my attention for a short while. Every single one of them had exclusive content available elsewhere. You’ll have to look somewhere else if you’re the weirdo wanker who can’t get a boner because promotional content makes you so angry. Fortunately for you, I have a comprehensive list of NSFW subreddits for you to peruse at your leisure.
It seems odd that I have to mention this, but when women post photos of themselves in their underwear, it usually means that you can view more of them for free. His post history will be a grab bag of his own fantasies if it’s just some nerd posting his favorite pictures. On the other hand, every time I see a pair of Perfect Tits, I can learn a lot more about the girl from her past. My friends, it isn’t hard.
The Top, Most Perfect Titties I prefer to sort subreddits with a lot of activity, like PerfectTits, by new to see everything. However, I suggest sorting by Hot if you need to get rid of one quickly before the boss returns to the office. When I’m doing that right now, I see MILFs with huge racks, young chicks with perfect natural melons, and a really pretty chick pondering whether her areolas are too big. Warning: This is a spoiler: As the sub’s name implies, nobody in the comment section seems to think they are anything but perfect.)
On the whole, there isn’t much conversation on the sub, but there are a few guys telling the girls how hot they are and what they’d like to do to those Perfect Tits. You know, the typical adult-themed comment sections. In contrast to any random free tube, porn forum, or paysite, the models will actually see your comments here. If you are a regular Redditor, I would advise you to keep that in mind before making a fool of yourself.
As I draw to a close, it dawns on me that, despite the fact that the majority of these women are promoting paid content, there is hardly any spam. With more ads for mobile users, your mileage may vary, but when I browse Reddit on my laptop, my adblocker always keeps things neat and tidy.
If you want something to do on Reddit.com that isn’t anime-related weeb shit, r/PerfectTits has a seemingly endless supply of the product with the same name. Amateur porn is straightforward and unpretentious, focusing on your favorite body part, with new images appearing on the sub every few minutes. By clicking the Join button, you can get some interesting content to shake your dick at instead of the usual boring feed of video games, cat memes, and political rants.
