You may have heard me rant and rave about how unsatisfied I am with humanity for wanting to constantly put their dick in their mothers. I detest it to death. Nothing I’ve seen in my lifetime of watching porn no longer frightens or upsets me. You become numb to the nightmare of existence after witnessing a Lithuanian midget dressed as a Catholic priest baptizing burn victims in a septic tank outside a trailer park. However, one thing I refuse to ignore is taboo.
Worst-case scenario The prevalence of taboo topics has spread across the globe. To my great shame, I was under the impression that the phenomenon was confined to the United States. It would appear that Latin culture has not gone as far as other cultures, but Asia and India are ahead of the curve. If you speak English, Tamil, or Japanese, you might only watch taboo porn while flipping through the photo album of your family.
Over one hundred twenty-seven thousand people are members of the subreddit at the moment, r/TabooSexStories. That is absolutely terrifying. I want to blow up the planet and start over as pond scum because of it. Clearly, we mess up somewhere along the way.
What the hell is going on here, then? Despite theoretically being one of the worst forms of sexual activity, why has taboo become so widespread? I think that people who fuck dead bodies have more respect for me. What a sad situation it is.
Even more so than taboo, I give animal fucking more credit. At the very least, I can comprehend the desperateness of putting your dick in a squirrel. I am aware that there are some scumbags who just want to stick their dangles in something warm and moist. Even though it’s horrible, it’s still a cute hair that’s better than taboo. I can’t imagine ever fucking my mother, no matter what perspective I take.
Putting Your College Degree to Use A lot of physicists, sociologists, and scientists have been trying to figure out what’s going on with humanity for the past ten years. One hypothesis is that it has no to do with individuals really wanting to bone their auntie. It has to do with the deed’s extreme taboo. A man’s pantyhose are a bundle because of the absurdly deviant nature of having sex with an uncle. That response is unacceptable to me. Before breaking the taboo, there are a thousand and one sexual acts that are acceptable.
Try to frame it this way. I would spend the year in jail if someone put a Desert Eagle against my skull and gave me the choice to fuck my mother or spend a year in jail where I would be kicked in the nuts five times a day. I don’t have to even consider it. You dumb fuck faces can find taboo pornography if I can spend a year in jail getting crushed by steel-toed boots. for goodness sake. There is more free pornography available online than there are air molecules. Please watch some poop pornography.
If you read the posts and discussions on r/TabooSexStories, you would think these liars were discussing what they’ll be having for dinner later. They don’t appear to have a clue that something taboo might be a taboo subject. Their brains have completely normalized it. Anything can seem normal to the human brain.
Therefore, I am officially ending the taboo argument. Other researchers point to how taboo is portrayed in the media. „The Game of Thrones“ was the most popular television show for a few years there. I will be the one to tell you that it is rife with taboo if you haven’t watched it. There are even twins who fuck! That is the most taboo thing there is. Their children would emerge looking like a mass of flesh. It’s okay. Even if it doesn’t make for great porn, taboo can make for great television.
Visitors to r/TabooSexStories, from what I can tell, don’t have time to watch HBO Go. They only have time for taboo movies and pornographic material. It’s a horrible way of life. These scumbags are committed to the trade.
Similarly, I reject the popular media justification. First of all, even a well-known taboo is not enough to make up for the thousands of shows, movies, and books that have described it as disgusting and offensive. Second, after watching „Breaking Bad,“ I didn’t want to start using meth again. Shows are not a reason to behave badly. In the nineties, didn’t Tipper Gore’s stupid ass teach us this?
Frequent Flyers Sociologists have proposed a third theory that has some merit. A sales concept known as the „eighty-twenty principle“ states that 80% of consumers will consume a product. To put it another way, you will make the most money from your regular customers. Because of this, porn sites create content specifically for serving meat-eating addicts like you and me. Additionally, masturbation addicts require increasingly extreme content.
The premise is that most people dislike taboo porn. Fapping addicts are the ones who need particularly taboo material to get their rocks off. Addicts need a stronger fix, so casuals are forced to deal with the influx of taboo porn.
I get it, but I can only trust this theory so much. The reason for this is that I choke on the chicken more frequently than any other man on Earth. I’m the fucking ruler. You can, too, if I can locate extreme content that does not involve my mother.
Despite everything, I have to complete a task. I must review taboo porn if people want to make family reunions into orgies and I can’t stop them. In the end, I make the sacrifice because I am a man of the people and my people require me.
Grandma Has Some Tits on Her r/TabooSexStories contains hilarious stories that I will remember for the rest of my life. Now all I can do is entertain you with some. M26 was used to rub Granny’s thighs. The first story that jumped out at me was „Part 2.“ Part one is nothing in comparison to part two.
The first part describes how this man used to massage his grandmother’s shoulders and gradually progressed to her tits over several months. I wish I could be even more disgusted by that, but the second part is my favorite.
He talks about how his grandmother once had a rash that itched under and between her boobs in the second part. M26 asked if she could help after watching her scratch all day.
M26 offered to help her apply the medicated lotion and powder. He made the most of the opportunity to massage her tits to the bone. He washed his hands after finishing and immediately masturbated. He was forced to leave at least. He simply creams his pants in the first part.
Babies Mama „I Got My Mom Pregnant Two Years Ago“ does its best to top that story. The „week of passion“ between mother and son is the focus of this story.
They blew each other’s minds for that week. The son tried new things on his mother, and she loved them all. He even „suckled her breast,“ which I suppose he did for the sake of old times.
She became pregnant despite being on birth control. Thankfully, the slob did not keep it. Despite this, I still want to drive into these two people. What took place to shame? Has the internet eliminated our shame? I’m returning it. Some of you vicious motherfuckers require some in their lives.
Sincerely, upon reflection, I wish they had conceived. I want to see how that scumbag would have appeared. The public ought to see. Maybe a few of you would reconsider your stance on taboo porn.
But I don’t think so. You two will remain taboo lovers until your deaths. It irks me.
However, there is no better collection if you are a fan of taboo porn. Everything you need to get your taboo fix can be found on r/TabooSexStories. Your ability to read will greatly improve.
The fact that r/TabooSexStories exists is the one thing I would change. I would extinguish this subreddit immediately.
I sincerely hope this article alleviated some of your shame, but it probably did the exact opposite. Consider my willingness to go to any lengths for my readers.