Loading...When I say that boobs are the fucking shit, no one will dispute my words. They are all-around hypnotizing, squishy, jiggly, bouncy, squeezable, and suckable. It is like a divine angelic light falling from a cloudless sky when breasts emerge from a bra. We walk toward them while making a sucking sound with our lips as our jaws drop to the floor and we salivate like a dog at a barbecue.
Coconuts, coconuts, and more coconuts Boobs transform us into candy-loving children. The reasons stem primarily from evolution. We want our offspring to have extensive mammary glands that can drain gallons of breast milk. Yummy. I’ve heard that Darwin was a major titty fellow.
However, our love for fleshy goo balls in jiggly chunks extends beyond tits. If you’re like me, a fat ass is the only thing better than mama milkers. Isn’t ass the best thing on Earth, goddammit? Doesn’t the female human ass rank highest among its many natural wonders? It absolutely does.
able to slap, spank, twerk, penetrate, and place on the face. The ass is a symbol of the best creativity in the universe. The splendor of the golden ratio is attained by the most flawless beings. the portion of the universe that appeals most to both us and the universe. Subreddits like r/TightSqueeze are so popular for this reason. Men enjoy watching women struggle to cover their thick booty meat with tight pants.
Why AS?
What is it that entices men to the ass with such fervor? Men who are smarter than I am have done the research and come up with some intriguing theories. The most intriguing one will come last, but let’s start with something that didn’t require science.
Men aren’t supposed to look at or touch their asses. At best, it’s considered rude, and at worst, it’s illegal. In general, people want things they can’t have. She won’t be happy if I approach a prostitute on the street and try to put my face between her cheeks. That’s understandable. One of my readers would be the kind of guy who would do that, and no woman wants to be touched on the street by one of my readers.
One of the reasons I believe feet are such a popular fetish is because of this. Socks and shoes are frequently worn to cover one’s feet. Being exposed to them can be quite intimate. As a result, men venerate them. We are such straightforward beings. Men want to put things in our mouths that we shouldn’t see or touch in public.
Second, booty makes a great handle for a pussy. You can use the ass cheeks to get the angle and leverage over the pussy whether you’re giving a bitch a cute hug or tickling her cervix while in the doggy position. You can even keep the booty in for more fun by reaching under the fold of the booty. I refer to it as a grip spank.
The booty fold is frequently depicted in the best light in posts on r/TightSqueeze. I enjoy watching a woman struggle to bring her yoga pants up to her hips as her pants become caught in the fold. It’s a shame that I’ll have to immediately remove her pants once she successfully puts them on.
The question of society’s role in the growing popularity of fat asses is comparable to the age-old question, „What came first, the chicken or the egg?“ Draining my eggs and choking the chicken I believe it’s a little column A and a little column B. The humanities‘ inherent propensity for affectionate ass thrust it into the spotlight of culture. Loving bums became a self-fulfilling prophecy once they got there.
One of a woman’s most feminine features is her bum. Although both men and women have booty cheeks, their appearances are distinct. A woman’s bum is significantly more attractive when it has a sloping curvature and no hair at all.
Although ass is amazing on its own, when titty and ass team up, their abilities combine to form a formidable adversary. The highly desired hourglass figure is the result of their intertwining. Our dick’s mind is stimulated by that frame made of a Coca-Cola bottle. As every ounce of our mental effort is redirected to the visual and tactile centers, all higher thought ceases to exist. A bitch can just stand there and make one of my readers cum by being the right shape.
The majority of women on r/TightSqueeze resemble sex dolls. If I had to build the ideal female body, I would come here for advice. I’m glad women enjoy posting body shots and videos so much. It makes life worthwhile for me.
Recently, Ass Math Research discovered a side of the male lust for sex that I had not anticipated. It turns out that the angle at which the ass leaves the lower back is more important than the ass as a whole. A recent study found that the ideal release angle for the abs is 45 degrees, which gets us the most excited. If you give it some thought, that makes sense. The size of that angle determines the final shape and size of the ass. This is why men adore high heels so much. The angle from which a woman’s groin appears is enhanced by heels.
But in terms of evolution, why is that angle so important to us? It turns out that physics is to blame. Women with angled booties are better able to shift their weight over their hips. When pregnancy pushes a bitch’s center of mass a few inches forward, this becomes critical. A pregnant woman can forage for nuts and berries for a longer period of time during her pregnancy if the baby weight returns to sit on the hips. Additionally, it lowers their risk for multiple pregnancies. It all comes down to spreading seed.
I never imagined that I would end up on a porn subreddit measuring angels with a protractor and compass, but here I am. I wouldn’t post about such significant research without first verifying it independently. The research is accurate to my knowledge, but don’t take my word for it. You can measure on your own by joining r/TightSqueeze.
Putting the Money in Now that we know that ass is more important than anything else in life, the question is where to watch the best ass porn on the internet. r/TightSqueeze, as you probably guessed, is a favorite of mine.
Although Reddit’s design makes it perfectly suitable for pornographic content, it was never intended to be used as such. Reddit was made for you if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t like to make decisions and prefers to watch porn videos over full movies.
When it comes to mobile use, there are few better porn sites. You never know when you might feel the need to smack your man meat. What happens if it occurs while you are attending a friend’s wedding? It could take you hours to get back to your computer and the comfort of your home. You could either sit there like a dumbass or waste your time while everyone else is distracted by the best man’s speech.
Without a recent development that improved my life, r/TightSqueeze wouldn’t be the fantastic subreddit it is today. They are known as yoga pants, and they make winter bearable.
On r/TightSqueeze, yoga pants posts are my favorite thing to watch. Chip Wilson is the name of the person who invented the yoga pant, in case you want to say thank you to the man in your prayers tonight. If I could use emojis, I’d make some faces of laughter right here. Chip Wilson would have been in my top five choices if you had asked me to name the person who invented yoga pants.
That does not diminish the denim posts in any way. Denim provides a fabric that is harder to slide over the belly meat because it is firmer. This frequently results in very exciting posts. I wish I had a Star Trek transporter so I could lend a hand to these women. That might be my job when I retire from writing pornographic articles. I already possess a doctorate.
Although Reddit is full of fantastic subreddits for porn, I have to say that r/TightSqueeze is one of my personal favorites. When you get there, you won’t be able to stop yourself from running away.
The absence of ebony bitches is the only thing I dislike. Black women are known for their famous boots. Why aren’t all of them on r/TightSqueeze? I’m confused. There are a few Latina babies, but most of the girls are white. I like white chicks, but unlike black chicks and Latinas, they aren’t known for being fat.
If you’re reading this while you’re at a wedding, you know what to do. Simply ensure that no one is observing you first.
