TeenSnow

Today we will investigate High schooler Snow, a site for 18+ young women and refined men with a premium in skipping in the snow in a healthy way. I was joking. This website has nothing to do with skiing, sledding, or snowball fights, despite the clip art snowman at the top. No, TeenSnow.com is a porn site that aggregates more than 18 teen sex movies from all over the Internet.

You want to know my honest reaction when I first accessed TeenSnow’s landing page? Pretty Girls in an Ugly House I wanted to go to a real porn site and close the window. It appears to be complete garbage.

It’s not every one of the 18+ adolescent skanks or their debased sexual shenanigans that annoy me. I don’t have a problem with those. The thumbnails appear excellent. Although the action looks hot, some of them are a little grainy and lower-definition than I would prefer: 18+ school children whipping out their tits, animation team promoters getting their plates of mixed greens threw, and 18-year-old sex fiends getting their countenances jizzed on cover the screen.

That awful head, however. Even if I don’t like the baby-blue background, I can’t stand that header. It’s never a decent sign when it seems to be whoever made the page put positively no time, exertion, or cash into how the situation looks.

You know how every website on the Internet has a logo that looks like their name? The site’s name is always written in fancy letters at the top of the screen, whether it’s Google, Facebook, or Jimmy’s Backyard Chicken Fucking Bonanza. All things considered, „extravagant“ ain’t so much as an imperative. Although they may appear to be pixelated chicken scratchings, the logo’s presence is what matters.

TeenSnow doesn’t think they have to follow the same rules as everyone else. The goddamn plain-text site name is displayed on your screen in comic fucking sans, in addition to the absence of a logo. You don’t have to be a goddamn design nerd to know that on a website for grown men who have a firm grip on their own boners, you shouldn’t use a font designed for science projects for third graders.

So, yeah, the moment I looked at TeenSnow, I was ready to go swimming. However, I remained. I did it for you, dear deviant, since I know exactly the way in which enthusiastic you are tied in with shaking your dick at 18+ school children. Also, I really need to find out how this horrible thing gets 11 million views per month.

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I calculated the least demanding method for seeing what TeenSnow had to offer was to click one of the scenes on the first page. They are not labeled with any information, so I can only assume that they are arranged in the newest order.

The selection appears to be the site’s first positive aspect. The front page covers most of the major sex acts, with a good mix of amateur and professional porn. Although there is at least one animated video, I do not immediately recognize any particularly sexy content or fetish videos.

I really wanted to see one of the thumbnails has Mia Khalifa’s lovely face, with a tear dribbling down her cheek. I was aware right away that I would be clicking to ascertain the cause of her sadness, but you know what? Mia hasn’t been a teenager in more than a decade.

She was actually a teenager when it was shot, so it could be an older clip. It’s more likely that it’s just a damn fine piece of pornography, just like everything she does, and that it’s just marked as „18+ Teen“ because Mia has that perpetually youthful look that is so highly prized in the industry. Otherwise, you’ll have to swear off „teen“ porn forever, so probably don’t worry too much about it. Many of them are misrepresenting their ages.

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I kind of expected TeenSnow to take me to the video page on Mia’s website because the sad Mia thumbnail has a link to her official website. Typically, porn aggregators operate in this manner.

TeenSnow, by and by, resists the established norm by not working how it should. I received a new tab that contained Ass4All’s front page rather than either the official Mia website or the video from the thumbnail. It contains numerous videos, but none of the thumbnails feature Mia Khalifa.

This seems suspicious. Ass4All, for some reason, resembles TeenSnow in that it features ass videos rather than teen ones. Although the font and background color are different, the straightforward design still bears TeenSnow’s signature.

I wasn’t ready for a scavenger hunt, so I closed the Ass4All window. At the point when you’re horny and get hit with a sleight of hand like that, it will in general set a mother lover feeling terrible. In the event that I’ve quite recently found a perpetual circle of self-connecting trash destinations, I will mail someone this sack of lifeless semen I’ve been keeping up for later.

I went back to the front page to select once more, so I guess we’ll have to try again. I was taken in by a different pretty face that was attached to a small, lean body with a nice rack. Tight t-shirts are sometimes more attractive than a bitch with her tits out. I simply had to see this girl remove it.

I won’t lie to you. I was hoping that this next clip would be full-length from a different source, where I wouldn’t normally have to pay for it, given that TeenSnow had been a pretty bad website up until that point. I hoped for the best because the thumbnail clearly displayed the PrettyDirtyHD watermark.

This time, the link led me to the correct video page at xVideos. The fact that the actual scene was called „Fucking the Hot Handicapped Girl“ surprised me a little.

The good news is that this pretty 18+ slut probably doesn’t have a disability. She appeared to lose all physical impairment upon being stuffed with hard cock, and I doubt she would have a body like that if she walked around all day on that walker.

The terrible news is that the video is only a 6-minute example cut. So much for my hopes of having a long wank with a girl who gets a spot like my grandmother’s.

The following five minutes were spent clicking on unrelated front page links. The experience was not pleasant. I didn’t come across any secret gems or even porn videos that were worth saving or bookmarking. Hell, I even didn’t see anything I wanted to run away from.

I was taken to a brief xVideos sample for almost every video I clicked on. Some lasted only a few seconds, and none of them opened on any site other than xVideos. The websites that did not proceed there simply redirected to other TeenSnow-like pages with slightly different content. I didn’t look at any of the other websites for very long, but I think their „content“ is xVideos screenshots and links to TeenSnow.

I went to the Most blazing 18+ Teenagers This Month region. The most popular clip was yet another one by Mia Khalifa. When I clicked it, xVideos took me to the video. I clicked it once more, and another TeenSnow clone appeared. The third time it returned to Mia getting twofold screwed, and afterward it turned into one more connect to a trash excuse for a pornography aggregator.

This is the worst kind of nonsense. The site would be sufficiently terrible assuming that it was presenting free example cuts through a perfect and supportive point of interaction, yet TeenSnow scarcely attempts to conceal the way that they’re a lot of obscure convicts.

Although it is generally advised not to judge a book by its cover, there are times when you can and should. TeenSnow immediately captured my attention. Because it’s hot garbage, this website looks like hot garbage. Yes, technically, you can point your browser there and get a few seconds of teen porn. You would be a goddamn fool to waste your time when you consider all the good 18+ teenage scum you can find elsewhere.