Loading...Although Film1k is a website with a somewhat ambiguous name, the fact that I am discussing it here at ThePornDude should give you some idea of the kinds of movies they show. The problem is that it is not quite the usual collection of extreme gangbangs, lesbian scissoring, and hardcore blowjobs that I normally write about here. In fact, the location may have a distinct video store vibe for the audience’s older members. Not only are the films old and feature features similar to those found on VHS in the past, but you also need to make important decisions. Will you jerk off, or will you just hit the bong and laugh with your friends?
Film1k.com probably isn’t the place for you if you just want a quick fap to a little bit of explicit fucking. On the other hand, this is for those of you who would rather settle in for something longer, with at least some kind of hazy plotline, a few jokes, action, and gore to keep the scenes that don’t involve sexual activity interesting. It is a growing collection of free, full-length films with erotica, and its audience is expanding at the same rate as its library. They are on track to receive a few million visits this month, and their trajectory is steadily improving. I would assume that they have some high-quality content on the shelves if the line outside the shop is so long.
Like That Strange Video Store in Your Old Town: When most people visit Film 1k, they will know if they are in the right place when they reach the homepage. The thumbnails here are video case covers and movie posters for the films contained within, as opposed to the usual flesh-and-fluid screencaps from porn you find on any random sex tube or paysite. These movies are clearly not going to be as filthy as the usual Pornhub fare.
Although I don’t think much about movies, I’ve always loved weird things, and I used to frequent a weird local video store with a big 666 sign in the window. So I know a little bit about myself. I immediately noticed this website’s abundance of classic titles and notable directors. The terms „classic“ and „famous“ may be overused in this context because they may be more appealing to stoners, art students, punk rockers, gorehounds, perverts, and general deviationists than the typical moviegoer. In other words, it’s a place I’d like to visit!
Squeeze Play, a raunchy erotic comedy from 1979, is currently one of the movies at the top of the front page. I haven’t seen it yet, but Lloyd Kaufman, the mastermind behind Troma, is the director. The first screenshot shows a beautiful woman with big tits out in the open and feathered hair from the 1970s. Erotica, Heavenly Bodies, and Wild Gals of the Naked West, all directed by sex king Russ Meyer, can also be found on the front page of Film1k.com. Although Herschell Gordon Lewis is most well-known for his pioneering work in the splatter genre, Nature’s Playmates‘ title alone suggests a different kind of enticing film.
Man, this location is a wonderful throwback to the past. You are in for a treat if you are horny and nostalgic for bizarre video rental stores. I recommend burning some popcorn and leaving a few of your most cumbersome socks to get the right aroma as you browse these virtual shelves if you are younger (18+) and have never experienced it firsthand. The only thing that is missing is the rude, long-haired, bored (+18) teen, or goth tranny who works behind the counter.
Film1k.com has a lot in common with the old video stores, including one of the classic issues: Sexy Babes and High Weirdness on Film How in the world do you begin? There are currently 6000 movies in the collection, so if you’re the kind of viewer who spends hours adding movies to your Netflix queue or looking at preview thumbnails, you might get stuck.
However, they make every effort to make it simpler. I suggest starting on the Categories page, which has a variety of erotica genres to choose from. In the thumbnail for Best Action Movies, a famous 1980s bimbo is seen choking a man. I think that Nicolas Cage, who is 20 years old, is standing in for the Best Romance Movies. Thrillers, war films, comedies, science fiction, horror, and adventure are also included. Joke around while laughing, crying, or absolutely cringing in terror.
In addition, there is a cloud of clickable tags in the footer that provide quick access to vintage films from Argentina, Italy, and Yugoslavia. It would be easier to locate specific content, such as plotlines, fetishes, actresses, or anything else, if the tagging were more robust. I can’t really complain because I understand the logistical issues involved. It is difficult enough to correctly tag short clips uploaded by users on a tube, but these individuals are trading in full-length movies. A lot of work is required.
I found my way to the Animation section of Film1k. They only have half a dozen cartoons, including the Heavy Metal versions from 1981 and 2000. Additionally, they have Evil Toons, a 1992 film that reminded me of raunchy Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Even though it only has a 29% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the cover features David Carradine. It appears that he occasionally got into some weird shit when he wasn’t choking himself while masturbating.
When looking for content, the individual movie pages on Film1k.com provide metadata such as directors, runtimes, genres, and languages. Additionally, there is a pre-installed rating system so that you can learn what other viewers think. Rotten Tomatoes‘ review scores are averages from a wide range of viewers, but I imagine Film1k appeals to more specific demographics. Evil Toons, on the other hand, only receives 50% of the vote here, so maybe it doesn’t hold up to my childhood opinion.
On Film 1K, What Are We Watching Tonight?
I typically get into the fap testing at this point in my review, but I’m not sure if my usual procedure is appropriate here. The Film1k collection definitely contains boobs and sex, but are these the kind of movies you’d want to skip? It’s a funny question that may have received a different response in the past few decades. Before the advent of the internet and the rise of reality porn, these videos were made in a different era. Even though they have long since moved on to Brazzers, your dad or grandpa may have rented some of these and rubbed a few out in the past.
I thought about starting with the notorious Salo, an Italian version of 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade that is said to be just as shocking now as it was when it was released in 1975. Then I thought about Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 because I couldn’t remember any scenes with sex in it. I was also interested in titles like Lovebox, The Ecstasies of Women, and Sexually Altered States.
In the end, I made the decision to begin with a name I had never heard of. My dick throbbed when I saw the cover for 1978’s What’s Up Nurse, which was proudly displayed on the first page of Film1k.com’s Comedy section. It showed a nurse wearing almost nothing. I would have tried to catch COVID at its onset if nurses truly resembled that.
Film 1k does not actually host any of the movies; rather, they use file-storage services to host and serve up the movies. As a result, I really expected some additional spam and buffering, but the video started playing as soon as I hit Play. Despite not being 4K, it looks good for a film made so long ago. It opens with a lady on a train exotically contacting herself as the financial specialist opposite her make an effort not to gaze. He follows her to the bathroom, where she takes off her top and the intro music starts playing.
I’m going to wrap this up, pack a bowl, and pull out a sleeve for masturbation just in case because the movie is 76 minutes long. My enthusiasm for Film1k.com differs slightly from that I have for hard-core porn sites, but this one is going to be a big hit with a certain group of my visitors. It is an easy recommendation for anyone who misses video stores and the strange erotic titles that were mixed in with the more healthy tapes, as well as for anyone who is interested in the soft smokiness that permeated the VHS market prior to the advent of the internet. Even though you won’t have an orgasm, you’ll still have a good time.
